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Hi, just been doing a bit of writing tonight, trying to write some really moving stuff that will sooth the senses. Started thinking about some daily shit and put it into words, The Lucid Bum was meant to start out as a poem, but i've done it in a rush, on buckfast, off the cuff, it's a bit of a mess but hopefully it will take shape in about a week. Mods (i hope) won't put it into the nonsense forum, because i will be unable to build on it from there. Because no-one can reply in there. Anyway, feel free to develop and shape it. I'll check when i get back from the pub The Lucid Bum Walking to the hospital is a daily routine, i go in the same door and leave by the s…
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sup?
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i'm hosting 12 people for dinner next week, haven't cooked on a scale like that before. any tips from people who have experience with this sort of thing, like how to keep all the food warm because there are a few things i'll be doing in batches (starting off the dinner with pan seared scallops), would be appreciated. i'm doing five courses: a seared scallop over a curried apple and carrot puree, braised pork belly, a salad of some sort, beef short rib ragu over hand made fettucine, and then some sort of dessert involving nutella. ideas welcome cheers
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Madventures. Im sure some of you have seen it. Basicly to lads traveling the world eating pretty much anything they can cook. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcn55DHJ5qA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RWUIFHD_s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATrYsZYGbk Most of the stuff is on youtube although not all of it is in english. Website
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2am, horrific scream.
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piss farting about on watmm after watching the 70 minute phantom menace review. window open, hear from the street some lady let out this horrific high pitched scream. followed by a some loud banging noise+ large vehicle slamming the brakes. silence.. go check it out and its just a truck accelerating and driving off. that'd have to be the most horrifying thing i've heard and it wasn't even anything.
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Having a man with sine waves for fingers tap out Morse code (really quickly) on your ears while a man punches you with boxing gloves made out of sound
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I think its my favorite movie ever.
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Imafuckingdiv
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I'm typing this on an iPod. I fell asleep with a pint, when I woke up it was in my laptop. Repeatedly slamming a door on my head and screaming hasn't fixed the problem. I've opened it up and cleaned the guts and motherboard carefully with a damp then dry cloth. A hair dryer has been lightly blowing on it for a few hours. Later tomorrow I'm going to put the battery in and see if it'll turn on, I strongly anticipate it won't and that the whole thing is fried (it was on when I fell asleep). Warranty is gone and apple don't do spillages for free anyway. Is there anyone else who deals with this and don't charge an arm and a leg? Wouldn't the motherboard need replacing? Thanks.…
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i just had a fucking awesome idea for a PC strategy game
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but i'm not gonna tell you what it is
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the hype starts here!
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Cant wait to hear the new hot shit in 2011...
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apple juice captain?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ0x8AVaBI great stuff
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4
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never forget
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6817680/Gynaecologist-gave-patient-two-orgasms-in-under-two-minutes.html
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I am very excited! I haven't felt this happy since the last time I took a vacation. I feel giddy. I can smile. The sun will shine again. Time for vacation! Don't worry after the holidays are over I'll return to my normal depressed self and not make stupid threads. Unless I drop my pizza, you will be the first to know.
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I picked it up right away but I'm pissed. It opened and fell face down. Put it back on the plate and it's sitting next to me, I don't want to eat it. I'm at work, people are dirty and messy. Who knows what's on my sandwich now.
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clik
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i remember we used to have lots of memes: man jailed, plus i'm hungry for shit, etc. now it's youtube this and credible source that, has watmm grown up or something? i'm not smart enough to originate memes but if i could you bet your ass i'd post them
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A Conceding Kiddy Frumps Whip
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Anagram parody thread is _________________. http://wordsmith.org/anagram
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oh, i can't be bothered
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I fucked it right away but I'm pissed. It opened and fell face down. Put it back on the plate and it's sitting next to me, I don't want to eat it. I'm at work, people are dirty and messy. Who knows what's on my sandwich now
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i think my cutoff point is sea cucumber but i could probably see off a pigeon with 3 solid blows from my fully erect penis.
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