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Fred McGriff

By Fred McGriff
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what's for breakfast in heaven  

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  1. 1. what the fuck is for breakfast in heaven dont make me ask again

    • breakfat burrito
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    • biscuits and gravy (and a side of bacon or sausage if needed)
      29
    • full english barf-fest
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Fred McGriff Grand Master

Fred McGriff

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there are two perfect breakfasts on the planet, one of which is a perfectly made breakfast burrito, and the other is of course a perfectly made batdch of biscuits and gravy (and a side of bacon/sausge if necessary). fuck me, are these two breafasts out of control. if you die and wake up in heaven, what do you reckon will be served to you first thing in the morning? a breakfast burrito or a plate of bicuits and gravy?

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Fred McGriff Grand Master

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dude that's great. that's like someone saying "i've never heard aphex twin before." there is a known thing out there that will make your brain bleed pure cum that you haven't tried before. i wish i could go back to the day where i'd never had biscuits and gravy before. you are lucky. fly to me and i will take you to dine on perfect breakfasts.

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sidewinder Grand Master

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Hmm. Out of the two I'd prefer a breakfast burrito. However, a couple of scrambled eggs with a bit of cheddar (and maybe some bell peppers, mushrooms, onions) with some bacon and/or sausage and hash browns would be more heavenly. Unless this burrito you speak of really is that good. I sure as hell wouldn't complain. You could put browned potatoes in there, bits of bacon or sausage, and of course eggs and cheese...wrapped up in a heavenly tortilla. Alright I'm sold.

 

And with that, I go to bed and think about the nice bowl of oatmeal I'll have tomorrow morning.

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Hautlle Grand Master

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I voted biscuits and gravy but goddamn if they both aren't fucking amazing. Ideally as someone else said you could take either and integrate it with the other, and while I think a breakfast burrito with everything might be better still.... biscuits and gravy is a tradition, and nothing beats a tradition. Show me a tradition with breakfast burritos and you might have a fight, but I don't think it exists. They're definitely not Mexican. It's a purely American invention, and while delicious, they just can't compete with the foundation B&G has laid down. I'm hella drunk and about to eat a sandwich made of sausage gravy and toast FUCK YA!

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I've never had biscuits and gravy before so that may have influenced my vote for the burrito.

 

to be honest though I would prefer a heaping plate of chocolate pancakes with tons of maple syrup and some toast, bacon, sausage, and scrambled eggs on the side, and a fucking bottomless glass of orange juice. NOTHING fucking beats orange juice in the morning.

 

except for this shit:

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and by shit I mean stuff, because this stuff is amazing.

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Hautlle Grand Master

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I've never had biscuits and gravy before so that may have influenced my vote for the burrito.

 

to be honest though I would prefer a heaping plate of chocolate pancakes with tons of maple syrup and some toast, bacon, sausage, and scrambled eggs on the side, and a fucking bottomless glass of orange juice. NOTHING fucking beats orange juice in the morning.

 

except for this shit:

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and by shit I mean stuff, because this stuff is amazing.

 

You do realize you could take all that and make an amazing breakfast burrito right?? Minus the juice that is...

 

edit: I still voted for biscuits and gravy because of the tradition factor (see above)

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Redruth Grand Master

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i don't ever eat until 12 noon.

 

it took me awhile to achieve this, but it is now

naturalized and i feel clean, clear and focused.

 

morning is the time for elimination not ingestion.

 

(however i do drink juice, water or sun tea in the A.M.)

 

when i do finally eat, i usually start by eating either melon or citrus :smile:

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i don't ever eat until 12 noon.

 

it took me awhile to achieve this, but it is now

naturalized and i feel clean, clear and focused.

 

morning is the time for elimination not ingestion.

 

(however i do drink juice, water or sun tea in the A.M.)

 

when i do finally eat, i usually start by eating either melon or citrus :smile:

 

If you don't eat breakfast it slows your metabolism. By eating a healthy breakfast you kick starts your metabolism, giving you energy throughout the day. By not eating breakfast you tell your body to hold on to what calories it has and store them away, thus slowing your metabolism and increasing your chance of gaining weight. I eat a peanut butter & strawberry sandwich along with a 12 oz glass of milk for breakfast regularly. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

edit: although by drinking juice you are taking in some nutritional source, so I really don't know in this situation.... troon you confuse me. You speak in elaborate sentences, yet still use words in the wrong way. Are you a ESL person? Are you a dupe? Are you the messiah? I'm not sure yet....

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Can the tortilla on the burrito be made of pancake?

I gotta go with pancakes, sausage and eggs for breakfast. It's really hard for me to find good biscuits, outside of homemade. They're never fluffly enough.

Also, huevos rancheros are always a good breakfast. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

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Biscuits and gravy, as long as there's no meat in that shit.

 

There's a little diner here that does biscuits and gravy, but the gravy is made from mushroom, and it comes with a side of fresh fruit. Holy fuck, I want it now.

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my favourite brekky is toasted muffins, buttered, topped with crispy bacon and poached eggs. or scrambled egg with fried chorizo on nice chunky toast.

 

is this a good representation of biscuits and gravy?

 

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dunno it kind of looks like someone got served some scones and vomitted over them like the fly.

 

are 'biscuits' hard or soft?

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there are two perfect breakfasts on the planet, one of which is a perfectly made breakfast burrito, and the other is of course a perfectly made batdch of biscuits and gravy (and a side of bacon/sausge if necessary). fuck me, are these two breafasts out of control. if you die and wake up in heaven, what do you reckon will be served to you first thing in the morning? a breakfast burrito or a plate of bicuits and gravy?

 

 

 

My Good Lord, these both sound awful

 

In Heaven, I have it on good faith from man of the Jesuit Order, that they serve up Weetabix with hot milk and sugar. Shredded Wheat on Sundays.

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