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i went out drinking last night, and whenever i go out drinking, the next day i'm TOTALLY convinced i said something foolish or made myself out to be a dolt in one way or another. ugh shame

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i am being steamrolled by a cold virus. absolutely steamrolled. i haven't been sick in like 2 years. it is turning me into a very not-pleasant person to deal with.

 

I hope you don't have what I had last week. Watch out for the bronchitis aftermath, if so. There's some kind of super cold sweeping the country and opening up secondary respiratory infections in its hapless victims.

 

If you start coughing up really gross stuff, see a doc and get some antibiotics fast.

 

Sorry :(

 

Fuck that shit, I had it for weeks.

 

It's swept across the UK too. There's a two year cycle of bronchitis inducing cold viruses, and this one has been particularly bad.

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i went out drinking last night, and whenever i go out drinking, the next day i'm TOTALLY convinced i said something foolish or made myself out to be a dolt in one way or another. ugh shame

This always happens to me. Aaargh!

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I took my hat off and it still feels like i'm wearing it.

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I took my hat off and it still feels like i'm wearing it.

 

rofl

 

yes, excellent

 

also ginger fingers

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I'm desperate for a drink. We have cordials and fruit juices, but there are no clean cups, and the dishwasher is already full of clean dishes from the last cycle. So now I have to drink the good shandy I was saving.

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I'm desperate for a drink. We have cordials and fruit juices, but there are no clean cups, and the dishwasher is already full of clean dishes from the last cycle. So now I have to drink the good shandy I was saving.

so is your first world problem that you never learned to clean a fucking glass in a sink?

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Guest sirch

alcoholism, drug addiction, penniless, starving hungry...

the usual things that one must endure in this God forsaken blasted, devil may care year, of 1969...

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I took my hat off and it still feels like i'm wearing it.

 

rofl

 

yes, excellent

 

also ginger fingers

natural ginger fingers or the dirty smoking kind?
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I took my hat off and it still feels like i'm wearing it.

 

rofl

 

yes, excellent

 

also ginger fingers

natural ginger fingers or the dirty smoking kind?

 

ginger fingers

 

from handling ginger

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Guest Abstract Daddy

I took my hat off and it still feels like i'm wearing it.

 

rofl

 

yes, excellent

 

also ginger fingers

natural ginger fingers or the dirty smoking kind?

 

ginger fingers

 

from handling ginger

ahh I thought you meant from smoking too may ciggys.
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i set a goal with my therapist to go to all of my classes this week and i skipped 3 yesterday and didnt go to my one today.

 

any phrase that has "set a goal with my therapist" in it definitely is a fwp.

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