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slap that bass

 

 

edit: nah, I just think she's smokin' hot, that's all. nothing's gonna happen!

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my friend added 250 random people to my facebook as a frape, but now im banned from adding anyone because of it

 

I'm so happy i don't know what frape means.

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my friend added 250 random people to my facebook as a frape, but now im banned from adding anyone because of it

 

I'm so happy i don't know what frape means.

 

I imagine it's something like friend rape, or uhm it's related to french crepes, or friendly drapes.. or something =(

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no it's a girly coffee drink

 

OHHH!!! A Frappe! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frapp%C3%A9_coffee

 

i have 2 bottles of vodka and only 1 bottle of coke

 

thats the perfect ratio? :cerious:

 

the perfect ratio is 4 bottles of vodka to 1 bottle of coke

 

my bad, my math is off after the first bottle or 2 of vodka. =P

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fucking dammit, good thing you quoted that i deleted it by accident.

 

fuvk im drunk

 

i hate my life]]

 

im sitting in bed with my laptop and my balls are getting hot

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fucking dammit, good thing you quoted that i deleted it by accident.

 

fuvk im drunk

 

i hate my life]]

 

im sitting in bed with my laptop and my balls are getting hot

 

seems like a plus+++ to me.

 

warm balls.

 

as long as they aren't getting a low dose of radiation.

 

don't want to microwave your little guys.

 

 

I used to work in a commercial microwave at a meat processing plant, I had to wear a 50lb lead vest. I think I'm sterile anyway.

 

I was only 14 when I worked there.

 

:mu-ziq: :mu-ziq:

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I used to work in a commercial microwave at a meat processing plant, I had to wear a 50lb lead vest.

 

keep that vest on your chest

 

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for fucks sake, I ordered chinese food more than an hour ago, and after twenty minutes of getting calls from them saying they're outside (only to find there is no delivery person outside, and whenever i call them they hang up on me).

 

the food arrived and i'm so pissed off that it's actually pretty good, goddammit

 

edit: and my ex said our trip to the UK in april/may is not happening because the bitch set up a trip to go to korea with her gay friends

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for fucks sake, I ordered chinese food more than an hour ago, and after twenty minutes of getting calls from them saying they're outside (only to find there is no delivery person outside, and whenever i call them they hang up on me).

 

the food arrived and i'm so pissed off that it's actually pretty good, goddammit

 

edit: and my ex said our trip to the UK in april/may is not happening because the bitch set up a trip to go to korea with her gay friends

 

I guess that's why she's your ex. =)

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Yeah, you're probably right—I was really looking forward to go with..somebody, I think, but I haven't spent more than a few hours with her for months, so it would probably get bad pretty quickly.

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