keltoi Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm not one for discussing my personal financial situation, however at work (where people are facing the prospect of redundancy shortly - myself included), several of my colleagues are being so frank by publicly talking redundancy payout figures and how it affects them that they're practically one step away from shouting their bank account details out loud. I understand that for some people, talking it out is often a cathartic part of the process when it comes to facing the real prospect of losing your job, but why feel the need to tell all and sundry - especially similarly affected colleagues - how better or worse off you'll be? sounds like "i'm alright, jack" mentality except they're trying to convince themselves rather than everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Band Name Generator Results: Hello Spiral Affliction Hello Spiral Bakery Bitter Hello Spiral Hello Spiral Officer Hello Spiral Fraud And The Vertigo Rabid Hello Spiral Racing Phono Hello Spiral But Penalty Hello Spiral Celluloid Hello Spiral Sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Just remembered there's also a band name generator in this Beavis and Butt-head book I've had since I was a kid: This appears to be an online version of the same thing: http://www.danbala.com/dirck/beavis/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I got: Static Leon Sumbitches Frustration Leon Sumbitches Defending Leon Sumbitches Leon Sumbitches Fantasy Leon Sumbitches Eruption Glorious Leon Sumbitches And The Officer (lol) Above Leon Sumbitches Leon Sumbitches Daylight Delightful Leon Sumbitches Beneath Leon Sumbitches And The Alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 In addition supposed to be saving for a trip to Japan to meet gf's parents. Don't think I'm gonna have nearly enough, can't ask anyone for cash. What do? And no, male prostitution is not an option... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Bloody tapatalk editor deletes all previous text-previous post started with: no work, no money - psyche not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 dip into the record collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm not saying you should be a male prostitute but you might want to provide your services as an escort for companionship only with any sexual encounters being merely a voluntary act between consenting adults, one of whom is an overweight woman of means in her early fifties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Record collection still in Korea and nobody buys CDs anymore...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I've got some kind of stomach flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm not saying you should be a male prostitute but you might want to provide your services as an escort for companionship only with any sexual encounters being merely a voluntary act between consenting adults, one of whom is an overweight woman of means in her early fifties. Lol proper watmm style answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 tried to call a credit collection agency to pay an outstanding $200 AT&T dick bill in my face from 2008, but when i called they didn't have that debt on record (it's at "one of our other 250 branches world wide, though I cannot say which one"), BUT they had a different balance for me: I owe $950 to an emergency room that housed me in 2009 for a few hours. It's not showing on my credit report because the hospital put a hold on it, though it's been collecting interest anyway. thanks obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Broke into friend's house because had no place to sleep tonight. Unsure about the social acceptableness of it all. He has Scorn - Gyral on cassette and a bunch of music gear. I guess this is the wrong thread actually. Lol if you're in my house please take out the trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I just... I just want to, like, simply lay down in a forest, like, in a big lonely forest, just surrounded by trees and grass and, why not, little fluffy animals and weird insects... But, lay down and, like, just, like, looking up to the stars... Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 It was my Dad's birthday yesterday but I couldn't wish him a happy birthday because he's still not speaking to me. It's a shame because he's getting pretty old now and he'll probably die soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Long story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 /been awake for 28 hours. Something is wrong with my brain, i couldn't sleep yesterday so had to take the day off and managed to finally nod off, same thing today, but i had to go to work as i'd need a med certificate from a doc. sie- tired but awake for so long. Have to stay awake till at least 3-4 am though to make sure i don't fuck my sleeping pattern, which is easy to ruin when you do the kind of shiftwork i do. mleh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i'll be looking after my landlord's cat for a month (they live above me in the house_) . he gave me like a million things to do and i'm feeling quite overwhelmed. indoor cat, nice, so it should be easy but i've never looked after a cat before, plus he wants me to water plants and i dunno. he has this crazy massage chair i tried out about half an hour ago and i think that will be getting some use :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i have a frontal wedgie it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I have a training course to attend this afternoon for 4 hours. The saving grace is that it's being done over WebEx (and I'm at home), but from past experience there's often no end of trouble with remote stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Just remembered there's also a band name generator in this Beavis and Butt-head book I've had since I was a kid: This appears to be an online version of the same thing: http://www.danbala.com/dirck/beavis/ You hero, I loved this when I was a kid. One of the rare books from a tv show that is actually any good rather than a shameless cash-in. The Young Ones book is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The drinks machine won't take my money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i have a frontal wedgie it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front please keep us posted on your vadgie situation please don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i have a frontal wedgie it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front please keep us posted on your vadgie situation please don't an impasse we need to meet in the middle somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i have a frontal wedgie it's like a regular wedgie, but at the front please keep us posted on your vadgie situation please don't an impasse we need to meet in the middle somewhere It's OK guys, that has been dealt with in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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