Guest boo Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 does anyone know how to turn avatars off? this damn site keeps changing now i have a new problem. nobody told me how to turn avatars off Just smoke a couple pissarettes and you're good to go. lol new developments on that front which i have not announced until now. i hadnt pieced this together until recently, but when i discovered the wet clothing, it had no odor what so ever. i had just assumed i had pissed my pants, but now im starting to think, giving as i could have just peed anywhere in a bush, that i quite possibly passed out holding a beer lying down, and it poured out all over me. this also explains why my clothing was so fucking wet. now, if this is true, its obviously less gross than smoking piss, however smoking alcohol is probably a awful idea, possibly deadly even, i dont know, i havent googled it yet. this would also explain why i felt so fucked up the next day, heart palpitations, chest pains, anxiety, blood rushes to the head, etc. tell your friends! booze piss is more likely to be odorless than actual booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) really hot chicks that only do solo porn... jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch See, I figured I'd maximize lols (if any) by posting the picture without the sub-sub-Seinfeld commentary that I was thinking, ie, "why do guys call women chicks? 'look at that puffy peeping ball of fluff, aaaah yeah.' It's weird, right? Who are these people?" but apparently that plan backfired incredibly and now I just seem creepy. And thus a joke becomes a FWP. To be honest, I hit 32 and now I don't even want to watch porn. I just want a hug, a nap, and a winning lotto ticket. Edited September 10, 2013 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 that pic is actually reminiscent of 'solo porn' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) god i can't stand Seinfield, he's so whiny Edit: This is my FWP Edited September 11, 2013 by MadameChaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) i wish i had working class parents. privileged fuck-ups don't raise good people. all the career advice i ever received from my parents: dad: i left school, chose a job and did it! (photographer, then antique dealer funded by my mother went tits up when they divorced..10 years later he worked in tescos until state pension) mum: do what you want, if you work in a guitar shop i'll be happy (this was when reverse-psychology was hyped she told me not to study law) so i didn't bother with school or take choosing a career seriously NOW I'M FUCKED Edited September 11, 2013 by tauboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 hah, I have working class parents, but they never really pushed me to study or anything because they couldn't afford to send me to uni (and they didn't tell me/weren't aware that I could get a loan for the fees); instead they sent me to a technical college where I learned some basic design skills and then weaseled my way into the print industry. Now, ~10 years later I'm working in publishing probably getting paid much less than what I'd be getting if I had a proper university design qualification.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) really hot chicks that only do solo porn... jesus christ i don't even want to think about the kind of porn you watch See, I figured I'd maximize lols (if any) by posting the picture without the sub-sub-Seinfeld commentary that I was thinking, ie, "why do guys call women chicks? 'look at that puffy peeping ball of fluff, aaaah yeah.' It's weird, right? Who are these people?" but apparently that plan backfired incredibly and now I just seem creepy. And thus a joke becomes a FWP. To be honest, I hit 32 and now I don't even want to watch porn. I just want a hug, a nap, and a winning lotto ticket. i love the way that the term "solo" makes it sounds mildly sophisticated, like a classical music piece. i can just imagine someone getting on stage at the proms and cracking one out. Edited September 11, 2013 by MadameChaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I'm starting to understand why a lot of my older friends are cynical fucks who never seem to get excited about anything anymore. I'm sick of getting overexcited about a potentially awesome change in my life (mostly career or relationship related) and then having it not work out the way I wanted. I dunno how to stop it though; I'm generally a pretty excitable person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I'm pretty excitable myself, and for a while I went through a very cynical nothing-excited-me-always-at-the-same-level phase, and honestly, I'd rather take the extreme ups and downs, the excitement, buildup and pain than the mild depression and boredom that cynicism introduced. My thirst for life has actually grown in the last year or two since embracing that life will be full of ups and downs, good and bad shit, and it's best to just roll with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I managed to tip the contents of my cat's dirty litter tray into the bath and then I kneed myself in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 The look on your face was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Fucking Starbucks girl made my drink wrong. Ugh this tastes like ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 i still dont know how to turn avatars off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I hit the Num Lock button and Excel decided I wasn't going to get anything entered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 My phone fell out of my coat pocket on my ride home from work and now has a big splong in the plastic of one corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 ive been eating lots of spicy ramen noodles and they are also pretty spicey coming out and i have like 50packs of them omg why did i buy so many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I've forgotten some basic arithmetic.... Can someone explain to me why (-4h/(x+h)x)/h is -4/x2h ? I understand that when you divide out the same variable it = 1... IE -4h/h is simply -4. However the way the question is written is (-4h) -------------- (x+h)x) -------------- h (those are division lines btw). Can someone explain the simplification steps?? Btw I'm supposed to be finding the derivative of (4 - 4 / x ) using the limit (h ---> 0) method, that's why I have the above question. Edited September 12, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 are you sure it's supposed to be -4 / x²h instead of -4 / x² + h ? because I can see how to get to the latter Whoops! That's what I meant to write, the second one is more correct.(x+h)x expands to (x^2 + xh but xh) = zero as h approaches 0 (limits and all that noise) But I still don't understand the steps to divide (-4h) -------------- (x+h)x -------------- h IE why does the top h and the very bottom one cancel out instead of dividing the bottom h out of the middle term (x+h)x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 i bought one of those frozen daquiri drinks in a bag and it sprung a leak in my girlfriend's mom's car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 daily living budget is $3 so it'll be a while before I make sum pulled pork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 because: -4h / (x + h)x / h = -4h h ______ ÷ ____ (x + h)x 1 = -4h 1 ______ . ____ (x + h)x h = -4h ______ ((x + h)x)h = -4 ____ (x + h)x and so on... I don't recall lim/derivative shit particularly well but I'm guessing that, as you said, when you expand the denominator to x² + hx the "hx" part just becomes "h" as the lim approaches zero. I hated that asymptotic bu'shit. AH! That makes sense. Thanks man. I don't know why I couldn't piece that together! lol =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 daily living budget is $3 so it'll be a while before I make sum pulled pork pulled pork is awesomely cheap though! A 12lb pork loin from Costco is $23. Throw in some bullseye bbq sauce and slow cook that bitch and you've got lbs and lbs of meat. I know the bullseye route isn't like gourmet or anything but it'll do. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 pulled pork is awesomely cheap though!i had to go way in debt to buy a bag of flour so it'll be at least three days before I'm back in the blue good tip though. I was planning on making my next grocery purchase some article of meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 pulled pork is awesomely cheap though!i had to go way in debt to buy a bag of flour so it'll be at least three days before I'm back in the blue good tip though. I was planning on making my next grocery purchase some article of meat I just meant like... if you make it ahead of time and freeze it then it's pretty cost effective per serving. sorry =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I just meant like... if you make it ahead of time and freeze it then it's pretty cost effective per serving. sorry =( nah, i wasn't trying to sarcase ya or nothin. I really meant it. Buying big at a lower price per volume is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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