MadameChaos Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 ergh!!! so many annoying things people do in my office. where to begin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 There's a new-ish guy in my office who cracks all of his knuckles around 3 times a minute, all day, every day, to the extent that I'm amazed he hasn't snapped every finger above the knuckle off of his hands by now. Within a couple of days of him doing this, I told him politely yet firmly how bad it sounds in a loud and mostly quiet office, and would he mind not doing it, please. He was extremely apologetic (he seems quite shy, generally) and calmed it down for a day or two... but his memory doesn't seem to be so good, as he's gone right back to doing it just as much as before. Starting to think it's like a self-inflicted nervous tick that he can't work around. It's driving me to distraction! Well tell him to stop again. It semi worked the first time, it's effecting your work and he probably doesn't mind stopping, you are most likely helping the poor dumb dumb. I burnt the centre of my palm on the end of a plastic spatula stiry thingee, that i had left to close to the gas hob. Now who's the dumb dumb i spose. It's funny but it's illuminated to me the position which i hold these things that i had never thought of before and in a most painful manner, because of course i had to keep cooking. Just some pasta creamy bacon vege thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I had wayyyy too much peri-peri sauce with my Nandos last night and my stomach is aching now. peristalsis sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 There's a new-ish guy in my office who cracks all of his knuckles around 3 times a minute, all day, every day, to the extent that I'm amazed he hasn't snapped every finger above the knuckle off of his hands by now. Within a couple of days of him doing this, I told him politely yet firmly how bad it sounds in a loud and mostly quiet office, and would he mind not doing it, please. He was extremely apologetic (he seems quite shy, generally) and calmed it down for a day or two... but his memory doesn't seem to be so good, as he's gone right back to doing it just as much as before. Starting to think it's like a self-inflicted nervous tick that he can't work around. It's driving me to distraction! Well tell him to stop again. It semi worked the first time, it's effecting your work and he probably doesn't mind stopping, you are most likely helping the poor dumb dumb. I burnt the centre of my palm on the end of a plastic spatula stiry thingee, that i had left to close to the gas hob. Now who's the dumb dumb i spose. It's funny but it's illuminated to me the position which i hold these things that i had never thought of before and in a most painful manner, because of course i had to keep cooking. Just some pasta creamy bacon vege thing. yeah this becomes an addiction, he probably doesnt even want to do it. i was terrible for it when i was 10-13 or so, it took real hard work to stop doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I used to crack my wrists and neck all the time, but eventually it became painful so I stopped.... except any time this subject comes up it triggers that old compulsion and I crack my wrists once or twice for old time's sake (just happened). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 i got a really nice forced patina on my opinel no. 8 picnic knife, but if I brag about it people will think I'm a libertarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 They only had 2% evaporated milk at Mac's, and it's as though I put regular milk in my coffee. Fucking disgrace if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Still with the moths. Such moth, so flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I fucking hate moths. Bees and wasps aren't a problem but I fucking hate moths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 They only had 2% evaporated milk at Mac's, and it's as though I put regular milk in my coffee. Fucking disgrace if you ask me. What is macs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I fucking hate moths. Bees and wasps aren't a problem but I fucking hate moths. Moths are big and easy to lead out of the room man, they don't even sting, how can you hate them more than wasps. They sting you for no reason at all. Fuck wasps, seriously. I found that comment deeply offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Little moths are a pain. Maybe he doesn't like the clothes eating little moths. We also have other moths that build little nest capsules out of silk on the ceiling sometimes. In another house it was like an infestation. All these moth grubs climbing up the walls, that was a weird house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I've looked everywhere and can't find the nest. Litetally cleaned everywhere in the flat. Still appearing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Offensive? You big wussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest realtrance Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 There are carpenter bees having sex outside my bedroom window, in mid-flight. It is distracting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 They only had 2% evaporated milk at Mac's, and it's as though I put regular milk in my coffee. Fucking disgrace if you ask me. What is macs? It's pretty much 7-11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I don't often see moths here, but mosquitoes are a bloody nuisance in the summer (no pun intended). I want to destroy all mosquitokind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I think that, but then i remember what an important part of the food chain that they are (i'm of two mind about this, because sure in the frozen northern parts of the world perhaps they bring nutrients from the land animals into little ponds, but then again, is it worth the aggravation for every other being in nature. Fucking parasites, who needs 'em, apparently there are more parasitic species than non-parasitic, i wonder about that stat, but there it is. So i wonder what would happen if we got rid of them all. Well except for useful things like wasps that lay their eggs in caterpillars, species like that can stick around.) So maybe wherever i am have lasers shooting down all the mozzies before they can bite me. Whilst i'm figuring out whether we should annihilate the whole species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I spent all day pigging out on biryani at my mum's yesterday and today I smell like masala. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 super hot hippy girl smiling and taking a seat next to me on the bus but i'm in a relationship, yarrgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 does she smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 cute hippy girls have some wiggle room regarding their odor status imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 doesn't even matter, not like i'm smellin that close enough to care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 you should just yell into her ear that you're in a relationship but thanks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 1) tell your girlfriend that 'hey, we're gonna die someday and life is short...maybe let's try an open relationship' 2) make the 'erection connection' with the cute hippy girl The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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