KovalainenFanBoy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What's the standard procedure for when your mother discovers whatsapp and starts sending you unfunny Facebook tier shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What's the standard procedure for when your mother discovers whatsapp and starts sending you unfunny Facebook tier shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matricide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 don't be a menendez to society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 don't be a menendez to society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 don't be a menendez to south central while drinking your juice in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 *makes joke related to your post* Haha probably sexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 speaking of which... FWP: How the hell do you talk to girls? I used to be pretty decent at it--especially since I look like a giant mosquito--but I've gotten rusty in the last 5 years from having a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 A good first line is usually to say "hello" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 People expect a lot from me. But I can't just keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 gained 10 pounds because of eating whatever i wanted, whenever. now i have to try and lose that weight. might take a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 yeah, i've done that the past few days, was enjoying losing a little weight, am scared to get on scale to see that i've put it all back on again. haah. dumbarse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 A good first line is usually to say "hello" what about the second through infinityth lines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals. peasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals. peasy Shit, I gotta gain some weight. I'm pretty gaunt right now. For some inexplicable reason, I look like an anemic vegan with a drug habit. *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals. peasy Shit, I gotta gain some weight. I'm pretty gaunt right now. For some inexplicable reason, I look like an anemic vegan with a drug habit. *shrugs* lolz, i want to look like a junkie, it's the hip thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) watmm heroin/thinspiration subforum Edit: no don't :( Edited October 26, 2014 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 flol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Woman Dies From Being Impaled Multiple Times On Her New Lovers' Heroin Chic Ribs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have a job interview on wednesday and they have asked that i do a presentation about myself as a graphic designer apart from a fear of public speaking, being the focus of attention and not having a clue how to go about this. no pressure then arghhh! seems the laziest way to conduct an interview from them. like i have to put in all the work while they twiddle pens and eat biscuits anyone else had to do this kind of interview? maybe i'll do it using the mode of modern dance to express myself or use text to speech with lasers smoke and strobes gonne be the longest hour of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 So they've yet again found a way to perform an interview that is even more likely to favour sociopaths, and further disable social inepts. They can tell if you're good at graphic design by looking at your portfolio and then make sure that you're the right fit for the business (that you're not a nutcase) by having a little chat (interview). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 If it's just 10 people or so, I don't see the problem. Very few people genuinely enjoy standing in front of others like that but it's still something you should be able to do. Of course if it was like 200 people or so, that'd be pushing it, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. Prepare well and you'll be fine. FINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 the longest hour of my life Surely they don't expect you to prepare a one hour lecture about yourself? That'd be intense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 One of my kittens likes sleeping in my lap so much I fear that continued extra warmth may be lowering my sperm count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 That's a good thing, you don't want any more unexpected little kittens about the place do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Maybe your balls are boiling in the bag from ebola? RIP in peace spiral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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