KovalainenFanBoy Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 What is God? baby don't hurt me What is God? baby don't hurt me I came here to post this. don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. came here to say this disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 *higgs on bassoon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 God is everywhere. God is in my farts. God is a fart cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I think god in many if not all cases means infinite logic to the universe. THE entity that can tell where pieces of things will be in different positions of time or other dimensions. As for love, affection, miracles and stuff it's all in there somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 *higgs on bassoon* are you the boz boz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 why are you guys shitting all over this thread with non-sequiturs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 if god makes no mistakes, why am I here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 why are you guys shitting all over this thread with non-sequiturs? did you miss the part when I answered it sincerely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 why are you guys shitting all over this thread with non-sequiturs? did you miss the part when I answered it sincerely? does that excuse the fact that the last page has been shit responses and memes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Here's my official response: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 god is in the act, the process of life, the unfolding creation, the blossoming outwards of thought from matter; shit responses and all. this thread, as a whole, is an aspect of the whole and therefore god fully represented. /srs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 god is in the act, the process of life, the unfolding creation, the blossoming outwards of thought from matter; shit responses and all. this thread, as a whole, is an aspect of the whole and therefore god fully represented. /srs god is the mosquito that books it out of your open window. god is fred mcgriff putting out posts so perfect they can't be edited. or shouldn't. god is grilled sandwiches, by which i mean god is love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 the shit responses are like fertilizer for new though forms to grow, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Here's my official response: http://en.wikipedia....iki/Ignosticism Summarizes my thoughts exactly. I didn't know there was a word for it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Here's my official response: http://en.wikipedia....iki/Ignosticism Summarizes my thoughts exactly. I didn't know there was a word for it.. Also, maybe more accurately, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theological_noncognitivism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornbrail Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 aw shit baby I'ma bust a Nuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 lol this is god actual size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 God is that little breeze you feel after ejaculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 "Who is God? Well, it's an invisible person, and he lives up in heaven, up there." "God is somebody who rules the world. He's sort of like a spirit, I guess, up in outer space. He kind of started all the plants growing, and he started people, and well I guess he's kind of big and fat." "He can see us whatever we do, whatever we do, he has such powerful eyes, he has to have millions and thousands and billions, and he can still see us when we're bad." "He could be sitting on the table right now, but you can't see him." "If he was a bad man, he would make everything bad, and we wouldn't have electricity, he wouldn't make people, that's what would happen if God wasn't nice." "... he's not though, what - a lot of people think he's just a feeling - but I think he's a real person." "Well, I think that God isn't a person, but he's up in the heavens, and he's watching over us right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 "Who is God? Well, it's an invisible person, and he lives up in heaven, up there." "God is somebody who rules the world. He's sort of like a spirit, I guess, up in outer space. He kind of started all the plants growing, and he started people, and well I guess he's kind of big and fat." "He can see us whatever we do, whatever we do, he has such powerful eyes, he has to have millions and thousands and billions, and he can still see us when we're bad." "He could be sitting on the table right now, but you can't see him." "If he was a bad man, he would make everything bad, and we wouldn't have electricity, he wouldn't make people, that's what would happen if God wasn't nice." "... he's not though, what - a lot of people think he's just a feeling - but I think he's a real person." "Well, I think that God isn't a person, but he's up in the heavens, and he's watching over us right now." <33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I know I'm late. But God =/= Religion. God > Religion. Assuming he exists at all. I can't believe in a god who wants/needs to be worshiped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 asking, and anwwingerng. meat. masking.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 thought-forms* goddamn being high and unobservant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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