All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

[triachus]

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(some context=> http://en.m.wikipedi...locaust_victims )

[Hoodie]

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

[Guest Xenblake]

Hank Donkenberg is now converted.

 

 

What's wrong with Mormons, Hoodie?

[YEK]

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

 

the gays are used to getting shafted...

 

 

 

 

*ducks\*

[YO303]

The website is offensive to rainbows.

[Guest KY]

i accidentally converted myself

 

 

 

 

[awepittance]

what a cute website

[Guest Franklin]

mormons...

lol

[Guest disparaissant]

that site is pretty offensive to gay folks, i think.

as a gay who was raised mormon i think its fucking hilarious

[Guest disparaissant]

i just converted my dead gramma who wouldnt talk to me after she found out

does that make me a bad person?

i don't care.

[chassis]

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

[Guest disparaissant]

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

[awepittance]

a more hilarious website would be about how after John Smith got kicked out of the freemasons he started a religion completely copying every single aesthetic and ritualistic aspect of it down to the outfits and temple designs

[YEK]

i have mormon family in salt lake city. i visited them a LONG time ago, for thanksgiving. i didn't know of their religion at the time. nice folks, really big family...

[baph]

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

 

KOBOL

[FLA FUR BIS FLE]

Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

[triachus]

Is mormon not the same as protestant only you have to be more boring?

kind of?

but they also baptise by proxy for dead people

and they also believe that you can BECOME A GOD if you are really good (and white and male)

and they also believe that god lives on a planet called Kolob

and they also believe that black people have the curse of cain, and that darker skin = further from god

and some other really whacky shit

 

also

 

Jesus lived in America!

 

 

This religion is just Bible fan-fiction gone wrong.

[Guest KY]

Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

I finally have a legitimate reason never to check out BSG.

[Hoodie]

Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

 

the whole god and angels thing didn't tip you off, huh?

[baph]

Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

I knew there was something off about that show.

 

the whole god and angels thing didn't tip you off, huh?

 

The whole point of the original series, which was horrible, was space mormons.

 

I kept wanting the new series to subvert that a bit more, but Glen Larson had some litigious hooks in the production, even if he wasn't directly involved.

[dr lopez]

a more hilarious website would be about how after John Smith got kicked out of the freemasons he started a religion completely copying every single aesthetic and ritualistic aspect of it down to the outfits and temple designs

 

oh that's my tumblr!