eugene Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 do you ever feel so confident of your clean break that you don't test-wipe even once and simply pull up your underwear, flush the toilet and leave the bathroom proudly ? not gonna lie that i did so personally but i was very close today. so anyway, i'm curious about watmm members, have someone tried that ? how did you feel after doing that ? if you haven't tried it, why didn't you ? (this should have been a poll but jews aren't allowed to make polls according to current watmm laws) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 in before someone mentions my name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 No... But there were times when I walked out after using the restroom and I'd strut and say "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 in before someone mentions my name drat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Damn, I didn't even get in before someone said "In before ..."! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 when you're mid movement, right in the thick of it and you realise there's only a couple of sheets of toilet paper left, you'd give your VERY LIMITED EDITION Boards of Canada ’Peel Session June 1998’. Handmade CD, one of five copies, Music 70, 1998, present from the band for a guaranteed perfect pinch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Fuck no. I need to get some more fiber because my shit's been coming out like soft serve lately. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 not personally, but i once lived with a young punk housemate who simply didn't bother with toilet paper. he literally said "nah, i don't bother with it mate" to me. punk's not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Fuck the toilet paper clean asshole conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 it's not just punks, will smith doesn't use toilet paper either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Fuck The Toilet Paper Clean Asshole Conspiracy. wait for it... new snares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 If you can pull this off, then more power to you. But it sounds like a one-way ticket to itchy butthole town if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's a bit like not shampooing your hair. After about two months your arse becomes self cleaning. It's getting through those first two months though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foresense Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 lol believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I think I've been that arrogant once in the last year. Can't be sure but, I vaguely remember it and I'm pretty sure I never regret it. I have had way more high confidence messy drops where I wipe a good swipe and realize ten minutes later than I needed three wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 my toilet spritzes my ass with warm water and washes the poo off. so I don't use toilet paper. It's like waterboarding but for my butthole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 This topic is already stupid enough, let's not pretend fiction will make it valid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what fiction? http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA It sprays my asshole what else can I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 would it help you if I took a picture of it? in use or not in use, your preference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foresense Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 take the picture everyone wants to see this magical device *intrigued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat irl lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 just lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We all know you don't have a fucking bidet you twat irl lol what's irl?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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