dr lopez Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Ha well I lost about 15-20 pounds last month due to school stress and being dumped so I'm using this thread to get me back on track to pleasantly plump. Had the burger with the bacon and truffle egg salad. Was pretty good. Edited May 31, 2012 by dr lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 what the fucking jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I love thinking about the flavor combination, but at some point, the Americanization of burger topping just makes it a waste to pay for the beef, especially when all you can taste is salt, sauce and runny egg yolk. I want my burger classic: lettuce, tomato, onions, mayo and maybe some cheddar. That's it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) the MARY BURGER from hamburger mary's, which is like this weird super SUPER gay hamburger chain. they bring your check in a high heeled shoe ffs. like, seriously super gay (i guess it is owned by a lesbian couple) anyway i went to a gallery opening and it was awful so me and 3 friends ditched and decided to get food and ended up at hamburger mary's during a drag show which was followed by karaoke so we got to see a bunch of drag queens and then make fun of people singing awful songs at karaoke. like seriously, who the fuck thinks its a good idea to sing "someone like you" by adele? especially when they're a half note flat the whole time. it's just a terrible, sad song and singing it badly just makes it the worst. also bennie and the fucking jets. ANYWAY the burger is a black bean burger made in house and its fucking good. Edited June 2, 2012 by disparaissant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) if lesbians like checks in high heeled shoes, why wouldn't straight males like it too? i like the sound of it...it sounds good to me edit: heeled Edited June 2, 2012 by tauboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 man who wouldn't like getting their check in a high heeled shoe? it's kind of cool. but the whole restaurant is totally gay-camp themed, they show old episodes of the golden girls on tv screens and half their food has like really obvious sexual double entendres for names. and the hostess was a drag queen with like, totally 50s diner inspired hair and garish makeup. it's a pretty surreal place to get a burger. the only downside to the night was that we were seated right next to the most obnoxious bachelorette party and the bachelorette in question had on an alice band with light up dicks on it that flashed incessantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 i watched the golden girls loads when i was a kid. i'm basically gay but i'm a heterosexual man at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 a lot of the most stereotypically queer people i know are totally straight, so that is unsurprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) edit: answer wasn't quick enough, removing evidence Edited June 2, 2012 by tauboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 haha goddammit im curious now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) I would post a picture of the Oporto burger I ate lastnight but they just don't look even 1/10 as good as they taste. I'm not one for visual stimulation when it comes to burgers. Just make it flat enough to get in my mouth without having to compress/dissect it. chips with curry sauce from a british cheapass kebab shop is one of the most aesthetically unpleasing foods known to man I don't even fucking know what the fuck is this chips with curry sauce, what the FUCK I love thinking about the flavor combination, but at some point, the Americanization of burger topping just makes it a waste to pay for the beef, especially when all you can taste is salt, sauce and runny egg yolk. I want my burger classic: lettuce, tomato, onions, mayo and maybe some cheddar. That's it! encey knows the score! :double icecream cone: i watched the golden girls loads when i was a kid. i'm basically gay but i'm a heterosexual man at the same time I also watched a lot of golden girls when I was young. I might as well be gay, I've become flamboyant as fuck lately (I don't care). And I probably have sex with women about as often as the average gay guy does anyway. *in before Enter a new display name replies with 'Zole'* Edited June 2, 2012 by modey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) I just got an "ox sandwich" and the waiter delivered it to me completely raw. Is that a thing in the Netherlands? Or did the cook just forget to finish the dish? I ate it anyway. I hope I don't die. fuck upside down i don't know how to rotate it Edited June 2, 2012 by dr lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 steak tartare innit dutch like raw things though, yeah also, that's not a sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 there was a top part of the bread i took off. it was a sandwich. and i'm not complaining cause it fucking tasted great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Looks amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 the counter in pasadena: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 that stuff looks tasty. cheesy chips? fuck yeah. needs a bit more cheese though. and that egg should be poached, imo. or is it a blobbly looking poached egg? nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 no, it was fried. my first time with egg, I liked it, the yolk adds a nice richness. the fries were nice-parmesan, garlic and parsley. rounded out with a chocolate malt, i've exceeded my caloric intake for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 ah with parmesan and garlic. that's probably an alright amount of cheese then. nice. yeah i'd prefer that with a poached egg to just have the egg flavour and not the oily.. (personal preference innit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) the counter in pasadena: Now here's a guy after me own heart. Counters popping up all over SoCal now! Edited June 7, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) I just got an "ox sandwich" and the waiter delivered it to me completely raw. Is that a thing in the Netherlands? Or did the cook just forget to finish the dish? I ate it anyway. I hope I don't die. fuck upside down i don't know how to rotate it dude. OSSEWORST. raw beef (shank, grounded). and then, amsterdam-style, smoked for a short time. this some fancy shit bread-osseworst-saltpepper-egg, it's why we so strong, oblong, upper longer than an uppercut (digestin) Edited June 7, 2012 by iep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Damn... Those last few are tasty looking even though I'm quite not sure what to think of the egg in the burger. But it looks tasty! I grilled some chicken chipotle burgers today... They were pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Damn... Those last few are tasty looking even though I'm quite not sure what to think of the egg in the burger. But it looks tasty! I grilled some chicken chipotle burgers today... They were pretty good! looks as big as your kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) cute kid asym, I guess he looks like your wife? Edited June 8, 2012 by jules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 LOL... a mix of us both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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