Are you on the Autism Spectrum?

[YO303]

The Real meaning of this test

 

0 - 10 = Pretty cool dude (a club whore if you are a girl #Misogyny)
11 - 22 = Move to the suburbs, have kids, work in a factory and die of a heart attack at age 65, you are not autistic enough for a creative carrer
23 - 31 = Austictic enough for a creative career (maybe design pamphlets for the local church), you'll be capable of finding love , don't be surprise if that love is either fake/doll/animal/corpse
32 - 50 Get ready for a life of solitude, no amount of creative output will be enough to satisfy loneliness, most likely to commit suicide.

Edited January 27, 2013 by YO303

[logakght]

27, yeah im above average :)

[baph]

27

 

I'm actually just weird

[YEK]

got a 5 lol

ok, that's it.

 

*puts zaphod in cuffs*

[Guest isaki]

someone send this test to nardwuar

[Guest drukqs]

The Real meaning of this test

 

0 - 10 = Pretty cool dude (a club whore if you are a girl #Misogyny)

11 - 22 = Move to the suburbs, have kids, work in a factory and die of a heart attack at age 65, you are not autistic enough for a creative carrer

23 - 31 = Austictic enough for a creative career (maybe design pamphlets for the local church), you'll be capable of finding love , don't be surprise if that love is either fake/doll/animal/corpse

32 - 50 Get ready for a life of solitude, no amount of creative output will be enough to satisfy loneliness, most likely to commit suicide.

 

lol you think you know things about people

 

[Guest disparaissant]

14

but i've taken this test before and scored in the 20s

so i think it might depend on my mood.

[Zephyr_Nova]

29.

I bet Goiter Sanchez would score really high on this.

My girlfriend insists that I'm autistic, so she got excited that I scored as highly as i did. But for every trait i have that would fall into that category I've got a couple that would be quite uncharacteristic of an autist. I've just got a few eccentricities.

[OneToThirtySix]

15

 

 

I suck at Asperger's, but my teenage brother is pretty good at it.

[sheatheman]

So far I've managed to get it up to a 46.

 

When I took it honestly I got a 15

[pcock]

14, and that test layout was a cock.

[Guest Rambo]

20

[Guest Rambo]

I always struggle with these tests because for about a third of the questions im thinking "yeah but what if". I'm often looking for an 'it depends' or an 'i dont know' option.

[Guest Lucy Faringold]

as with all of these box-ticking medical questionnaires, there are always mitigating factors in every person's history and psychological makeup that make them inherently unreliable.

 

I'm not autistic. i'm autastic, you fucks.

[awepittance]

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

[Guest zaphod]

i would argue in dick's case that methamphetamine was more beneficial than anything

[YO303]

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

 

You can't get shit done when you are sticking your dick in electrical outlets.

[yshf]

17

Hey wow, I'm most men.

[SCONES TO DIE FOR]

26.

 

Figures...

[Guest Rambo]

Figures...

obsessed with them, i bet.

[SCONES TO DIE FOR]

 

9. I am fascinated by dates.

 

First I thought..

 

 

then I thought

 

 

THEN I realized it was

 

 

I hope it's just because I'm tired.

[ghOsty]

13... im not austistic, im just paranoid

[Adieu]

i would argue schizophrenia is more beneficial to a creative career than autism. I mean look at philip k dick, guy's awesome

 

My cousin is schizo and he pulled out his eye with a ballpoint pen.

[FLA FUR BIS FLE]

woah fuck i'm autistic

[Adieu]

woah fuck i'm autistic

 

 

I'm pretty sure we all already knew that.