usagi Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I've sharted maybe once or twice, when I was little. I don't understand how adults have this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I've sharted maybe once or twice, when I was little. I don't understand how adults have this problem. well the whole thing is that it feels like a fart. i'm sure joyrex could tell us a story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I've sharted maybe once or twice, when I was little. I don't understand how adults have this problem. A combination of excessive coffee and dairy consumption might be a factor. Or too much Mexican food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 yeah but I mean, I have never had a situation where a fart arrived at the exit point and I could not determine whether it was 100% gas or if there was more substance to it. you simply clench and loosen very carefully and as you let it out you arrive at a point where you can tell there is solid to it, and then you tighten again to contain it. if you simply loosen all the way you'll get caught out. don't be a dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 "only dummies play with sharts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Extreme food poisoning can make you shart. And then a little later, you talk to your ancestors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I view that less as an accident which has resulted from a momentary misjudgement, and more as an inexorable tragedy that is beyond your control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 It was a Wednesday night. I had been vegan for a year. I chose to start eating eggs again, and my stomach disagreed. When I showed up to the bar to meet my date, and sat on the bar stool. That's when I knew. This pair of underwear was going in the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Got a couple of HUGE projects just around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 It was a Wednesday night. I had been vegan for a year. I chose to start eating eggs again, and my stomach disagreed. When I showed up to the bar to meet my date, and sat on the bar stool. That's when I knew. This pair of underwear was going in the trash. Sounds too much like a film noir to be believed. But if it's true, congrats. I've been avoiding eggs anyway, just because of their overall tendency to stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) lol @ Usagi's shart wisdom. There's a man who's been around the block a few times. FWS: landed myself a funded PhD in law/legal theory/ Foucault-y stuff which basically has me covered, money and lifestyle-wise, for the next 3 years. It's a big step up from the shitty bar work I've been doing for the last year or so, I'm chuffed to bits. I don't spend a huge amount of money in the normal run of things so I'll be able to live fairly comfortably, pay the rent, and put a wee bit away for future times. I'm fairly academic by nature so it's pretty much a dream position for me right now, well pleased. Edited February 19, 2016 by Leon Sumbitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) It was a Wednesday night. I had been vegan for a year. I chose to start eating eggs again, and my stomach disagreed. When I showed up to the bar to meet my date, and sat on the bar stool. That's when I knew. This pair of underwear was going in the trash. Sounds too much like a film noir to be believed. But if it's true, congrats. I've been avoiding eggs anyway, just because of their overall tendency to stink. It happened, man. It was the first time I knew that I could no longer trust my farts. They are no longer my friends. edit: Also, play this track while you read the post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZ12RGcU1U&list=PLSQ0NMJmzsk_MFWf9o0BicvU4ExVn2roP Edited February 19, 2016 by Braintree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 lol @ Usagi's shart wisdom. There's a man who's been around the block a few times. FWS: landed myself a funded PhD in law/legal theory/ Foucault-y stuff which basically has me covered, money and lifestyle-wise, for the next 3 years. It's a big step up from the shitty bar work I've been doing for the last year or so, I'm chuffed to bits. I don't spend a huge amount of money in the normal run of things so I'll be able to live fairly comfortably, pay the rent, and put a wee bit away for future times. I'm fairly academic by nature so it's pretty much a dream position for me right now, well pleased. Congrats Sumbitches!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 yeah congrats, that sounds excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I just contributed to two rolling lols back to back. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 L oL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 bought a house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 wow. Let the commute begin. Although in your metal bubble you can listen to music in long form, like whole albums an stuff, as it whisks you to your little fortress from the gay of the human earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 lol @ Usagi's shart wisdom. There's a man who's been around the block a few times. FWS: landed myself a funded PhD in law/legal theory/ Foucault-y stuff which basically has me covered, money and lifestyle-wise, for the next 3 years. It's a big step up from the shitty bar work I've been doing for the last year or so, I'm chuffed to bits. I don't spend a huge amount of money in the normal run of things so I'll be able to live fairly comfortably, pay the rent, and put a wee bit away for future times. I'm fairly academic by nature so it's pretty much a dream position for me right now, well pleased. niccce .. [-; ultimate bludge position. I should do something like that, i like reading and writing bullshit, probably not as well as you. so congrats man. / and for heavens sake don't see my post as a diSs, you're in law, you're above that muddled emotional child think, somewhat. [-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I debuted a new project with a new collaborator live last night for this Twin Peaks themed show, and it went over extremely well. Felt really good about the performance, played to a full house, people seemed to love it. After more than 5 years of struggling to get my band any following whatsoever, it's pretty nice to have another project get so much positive attention right out of the gate. We've already been accepted into a festival that pays a NICE chunk of money (like double anything I've ever made before performing music), we've got a mini-tour booked, and there seems to be a lot more on the horizon. Also, I'm finally taking Zephyr Nova to the stage next month, something that's long overdue. Vancouver watmmers, I'm coming for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I debuted a new project with a new collaborator live last night for this Twin Peaks themed show, and it went over extremely well. Felt really good about the performance, played to a full house, people seemed to love it. After more than 5 years of struggling to get my band any following whatsoever, it's pretty nice to have another project get so much positive attention right out of the gate. We've already been accepted into a festival that pays a NICE chunk of money (like double anything I've ever made before performing music), we've got a mini-tour booked, and there seems to be a lot more on the horizon. Also, I'm finally taking Zephyr Nova to the stage next month, something that's long overdue. Vancouver watmmers, I'm coming for you. You taking the low road, hrmm, cough cough, I mean the edm road. [-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Haha no no. This is like the antiEDM project, save for the fact that it will have an audience. I mean, that was a thing before EDM so it's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Haha no no. This is like the antiEDM project, save for the fact that it will have an audience. I mean, that was a thing before EDM so it's cool. Well done man. I hope the momentum keeps up, booking gigs, social media, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitake Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 cool zeph. nice to see watmm crew get out there. don't forget us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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