Guest Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 if super hero world is as politically correct as our world then they're sure to need certain heroes to tackle certain sensitive gender/race/ability crimes so ladies, gentlemen, and all those inbetween. i present to you Super Black Lesbian Dwarf Robot Zombie Giraffe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I decided to pick up a current issue of Thor to see what the ruckus is. So Thor & Loki have a recently discovered sister named Angela who was also recently in Guardians of the Galaxy, and it looks like she becomes worthy to hold Mjolnir. The flip side of this, of course is we have a new Unworthy Thor who looks like shit, he lost his left arm which is how metal, and gone back to his adolescent weapon battle axe. I like his new look, and the road to contrition and penitence should be interesting. They also just discovered the Tenth Realm. Unworthy Thor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klopjob Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Go make me a sandwich Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Thor and Cap might be the least interesting major characters in the Marvel Universe, anything is better than status quo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I decided to pick up a current issue of Thor to see what the ruckus is. So Thor & Loki have a recently discovered sister named Angela who was also recently in Guardians of the Galaxy, and it looks like she becomes worthy to hold Mjolnir. The flip side of this, of course is we have a new Unworthy Thor who looks like shit, he lost his left arm which is how metal, and gone back to his adolescent weapon battle axe. I like his new look, and the road to contrition and penitence should be interesting. They also just discovered the Tenth Realm. Unworthy Thor: another nice watercolour. And what you said about the storyline makes sense then as femthor is but a passing thing in thor's overall arc. Does unworthy thor get his own comic? Or is he now relegated to distant views of him looking dour and unloved, at the back of an inn or roaming some wasteland. They'll have to give fem thor some even more fantastic power to replace the hammer that she'll eventually have to give up. There are other possibilities of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Thora tha Explora. The villains let her win because they're just trying to get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Of course she does have some massive tits like every other Marvel heroine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Maybe she should have been half eskimo. That would have made sense, and then they could have introduced an whole new pantheon plus have a semi-asian looking character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 As with the Ragnarok storyline of the 80s, there has been a new prophecy foretold, of God King Thor. Basically, there are 3 stages to Thor, and God King is the final, kinda like King Conan. Old Thor will look much like his father, also losing an eye and regaining Mjolnir, and using a sword as well to rule. Of course, they could always add another enchanted weapon for the Femthor, again like in the Simonson run from the 80s, the hammer Stormbringer was created by Odin for Beta Ray Bill once he proved himself worthy and defeated Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Maybe she should have been half eskimo. That would have made sense, and then they could have introduced an whole new pantheon plus have a semi-asian looking character. .... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It would be better for the art of comics as a whole if people stopped blowing inane shit like this out of proportion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 mods pls change thread title to "Thor... you'll be a woman... soon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Reading the new Thor & Loki series, I realize Angela has fire red hair, while Femthor is a blonde. Could it possibly be Captain Marvel? She is pretty damn tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurix Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Odin is the King of the Gods Thor is the son of Odin Thor is now female Marvel is owned by Disney Thor is now a Disney princess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronchuseven Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Whaaaaa.. Centurix! Welcome back man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Odin is the King of the Gods Thor is the son of Odin Thor is now female Marvel is owned by Disney Thor is now a Disney princess. haha, logic wins the day !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 It's the PC/Social Justice crowd's effect on comics these days... If I recall DC has mixed up a few genders as well in their new 52. I've got Jospehine. I can't have any more women in my life... and nor do I want to Fatale is such an excellent series... I love everything Brubaker and Phillips do, if you haven't read Criminal get on that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Tor is a woman now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 the dialogue in the new thor is awful: https://imgur.com/a/Adnid in case anyone still thought changing thor to a woman wasn't done to capture "grrrl power!" audience. if they wanted a badass female norse god in their comic, why not freyja, goddess of war, gold, sex, and death? ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Icelanders have it all under control,,,,,,, “I don’t believe anyone believes in a one-eyed man who is riding about on a horse with eight feet,,,,,,,,,,,, We see the stories as poetic metaphors and a manifestation of the forces of nature and human psychology.” http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/02/iceland-temple-norse-gods-1000-years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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