cruising for burgers Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 I don't get it... I'm dumb... D.M.B! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 today I had to pee in a bottle… I was doing follow spots and couldn't leave during 45 minutes and luckily there was an empty bottle of water close to me… I realized I have really good aim… mission accomplished... that's it folks… I'm out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) Edited January 1 by iococoi 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 bd00de6f21f05062.mp4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 i would never allow my future wife to walk around like that in public... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 scrolling.. i thought this was pete davidson for a second. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 3 hours ago, ignatius said: scrolling.. i thought this was pete davidson for a second. Some kinda fucked up Santa Claus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 gf is demanding dick pics, wtf. what is this world? afaik there are no existing photos of my unit and im fixing to keep it that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) 2 hours ago, luke viia said: gf is demanding dick pics, wtf. what is this world? afaik there are no existing photos of my unit and im fixing to keep it that way. edit: do you have any baby pictures of yourself? send her a vintage dick pic Edited January 13 by ignatius 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 what are they up to... maybe because of that thing https://firstfloor.substack.com/p/nts-radio-is-now-partially-owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 *when in doubt leave it out or do 5 different mixes with all the variations you considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Quote Grasshopper are nearly 200 million years older than grass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 sorry for the short, but this is rolling in my head for several days now sounds best in hallways, just give it all out: "AAaNnnNY OL AWN!!" it's sensational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 i typed accountaint as a typo and now i need to think of a definition so i can add it to the urban dictionary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 pointless observation: vince did it Quote I stand by my prior statement that Ms. Grant's lawsuit is replete with lies, obscene made-up instances that never occurred, and is a vindictive distortion of the truth. I intend to vigorously defend myself against these baseless accusations, and look forward to clearing my name. However, out of respect for the WWE Universe, the extraordinary TKO business and its board members and shareholders, partners and constituents, and all of the employees and Superstars who helped make WWE into the global leader it is today, I have decided to resign from my executive chairmanship and the TKO board of directors, effective immediately. https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/39396125/vince-mcmahon-resigns-following-allegations-sexual-misconduct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 (edited) cats be like Edited January 30 by iococoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 1/27/2024 at 10:24 AM, Nebraska said: pointless observation: vince did it https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/39396125/vince-mcmahon-resigns-following-allegations-sexual-misconduct "Federal prosecutors are investigating sexual assault and sex trafficking allegations against World Wrestling Entertainment co-founder Vince McMahon, according to a report published Friday by the Wall Street Journal" - WSJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 How does Instagram manipulate the contrast on your phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Been looking for a place where you can just find and snatch every AFX synth preset ever made and I finally found it! Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 On 1/13/2024 at 1:32 AM, ignatius said: edit: do you have any baby pictures of yourself? send her a vintage dick pic With the caption “in 30 years, this thing is gonna blow your mind” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Quote As of 2024, UbuWeb is no longer active. The archive is preserved for perpetuity, in its entirety. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Quote March 20th is the UN International Day of Happiness mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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