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Discuss anything and everything here, but please keep discussions about any of the featured WATMM artists to their appropriate subforums, or new music releases or live shows and dates to theirs.
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I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...9092prank1.html
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I sharted out a ton of fucking that yellow diarrhea today. You know, the diarrhea that isn't even fucking diarrhea but it sure feels like it....you spend all that fucking time umphing and urggging and theres just a bunch of yellow shit liquid boiling around in the toilet, not even a poop in sight...pisses me off. i had to drive for a few errands today, felt like i was going to shit myself, ran into the nearby target and proceeded to poop out more fucking yellow liquid... what the hell is this shit(or lack thereof)? am i just pooping out pure fat or something? surely someone here knows what im talking about and how generally worthless and frustrating it…
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http://wave.google.com/
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i peed the bed a little today 1 2
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so i woke up early this morning to do some online trading, and i was dead tired. i fucked around for a couple of hours until i had had enough, and i went back to bed for a few hours. i had a couple beers before i went back to bed as well. whenever i wake up in the morning and then go back to sleep later, i always have really vivid dreams. well, in this one dream, i had to pee incredibly bad. i was running around looking for a toilet or something, and just as i found one, i felt some pee come out. i tensed all my muscles and tried to stop the flow i woke. terrified i had just peed the bed, i felt around for wetness. it was dry. i stood up, and went to the bathroom, an…
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A lot of people have been asking when the hell i am going to have flacs, well now i do and boomkat is selling them. pretty soon the newer RLR releases will be on here too ( brian e, scorn, kush arora) https://www.boomkat.com/labels/?id=5995
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2...15875-21418456/
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The Abomination The Altrusian! ENIK! Hahaha the pic is so small yet amazing!
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I don't know anyone there, and I'm traveling alone. So what do you suggest?
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I was in the bathroom taking a much-needed dump after my Mexican enchilada lunch, and I hear the knock at the door (no, not my ass) - and in heavily-accented ingles: "Jello? Ez anybohdee dere? Cleeneeng Surveece. Jello?" So, rather than politely respond in Spanish that yes, the bathroom did have lone occupant, I quickly lifted my legs up and propped my feet onto the stall wall, thus concealing my presence, and remained silent. I had yet to release my load at this point. Did I mention the cleaning staff was female? So, I hear some plastic bags rustle, and shuffling of feet, and through the crack in the stall door, I could see it was an older Latina, who…
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most game publishers learned from last year not to dump everything in November, so we have a healthy selection especially for June this year. besides stuff like going to movies, dating, concerts, sports etc what games you looking forward to in the summer months? top o my list: Prototype Borderlands The Conduit Metroid Prime Trilogy Wii Sports Resort currently finishing Bioshock (finally), EA Active to lose some belly, and Lips bc the ladies love karaoke. lol
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wtf! these things creep me out cos they are so tiny they could congregate in my orifices in their millions and i'd think i just hadn't wiped my arse thoroughly. last night i spotted one on the bathroom tiles when i was brushing my teeth so i smeared the little fucker. serves him right. what is he doing or eating in my flat? where does he fit in in the food chain? i couldn't fall asleep cos i felt all itchy. *shudder*
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The WATMM Coat of Arms 1 2
by Guest Etch- 33 replies
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WATMM needs its own Coat of Arms. It needs to be an over the top MS Paint monstrosity combining the essential imagery that has defined this community (Beards, Batcock, Antartica, boobs...etc) A motto is needed and several other components which are indicated in the diagram below. The shield is probably a good place to start. Obviosuly it can look like whatever. It will work as a banner to unite under 'when the time comes' and probably make the funniest T Shirt design of all time ever (with obvious exception the the one LUDD did) I'm totally drunk so I can't tell if this is a good idea. Im kind of depressed too. Anyway. Tally ho!
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im interested in software video art
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so i want to make moving videos that can be played with my music. i want some software where i can make weird abstract images move around and morph and crazyness at very fast speeds in sync with the rhythms of the song. imagine advanced jungle beats while images such as the ones below would move about and morph quickly in perfect synchronization i want to be able to do anything. make weird psychedelic abstract balls of rainbow lights stretching and twisting with the beats and then opening up into other dimensions and then going into tunnels and entering even deeper dimensions. i want it to not take 4 years of schooling to understand, and i don…
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I really like it. :embrassed:
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abandoned elevated railway converted to park
by Guest maantecaaa!!!- 12 replies
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This story gives me the warm fuzzies. An abandoned railway in nyc was up for consideration to be torn down and have a new development go up in it's place. 2 guys with no experience in city planning went to city meetings to council meetings to suggest that it be turned into an elevated park instead. after 5 years, they actually did it. To open up that much green space in such an urban city where the land is probably worth probably hundreds of million dollars is an amazing achievement (IMO). railway park
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They have season 1 on Hulu but I looked on youtube and many other places but can't see to find them.... could download the second season but would rather just watch it.... right now! The first season just blew my mind, time travel, crazy synth music, pylons, skylons, Enik, Selatch.... don't remember it being this deep as a youngster.... must find more Sid and Marty Krofft goodness!
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I injected my knee with 120ccs of feces 1 2
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For those of you who don't know I work in a secondary school - just found out from the librarian that Alan Moore is coming into work in 2 weeks or so to give a talk, sign some books and generally hang out with the kids a bit and answer any questions they might have! I'm so fucking excited. Met him before, but it'll be really interesting listening to him going on about why he became a writer etc. Plus I'll be getting paid for being there. Fucking YES. Hardcore geekout If anyone has any decent questions to ask him, let me know here, might bring them up if I don't get too tongue-tied!
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Happy Birthday TAUBOO 1 2
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Happy Birthday my man, have a wicked one!
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VOTE
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If you're in the UK or The Netherlands, polling day is today, the rest of the countries vote on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Make sure you vote, even if it's just to keep whatever nasty, extreme-right-wing, nationalist party you have in your country (BNP being the worst in the UK) from getting any seats.
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Fluke
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Give it up
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More weirdness from our favourite weirdo: http://www.ulillillia.us/myblog/2008dec.shtml Odd that his parents wouldn't let him come out of his room while relatives were over for "a confidential reason". Also, they seem to be pushing him towards DeVry University - college, really?
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Mega LOL at uncovering this gem: http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/google_mon...oogle_money.php
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