cringe

[brian trageskin]

this is the cringe thread. 

allow yourself to be cringe for a moment, i'm not judging. 

[Satans Little Helper]

posting here asks for a judgment in itself though

 

f-ing cringe thread dis

[brian trageskin]

i'm expecting no less than a 3000 word poem about sexual frustration from ding.

[Alcofribas]

one can not contain cringe in a thread. part of its élan is how it escapes the control of conventions, it is like the joker in this way. 

[Satans Little Helper]

7 minutes ago, brian trageskin said:

i'm expecting no less than a 3000 word poem about sexual frustration from ding.

would be surprised if he even allows himself to conform to such expectations. i'd expect him to just post nonsense stoned stuff. which is probably just the same anyways. if i can believe freud.

[dingformung]

sexual frustration

i'm an abdomination

i am dumb

and very numb

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a counter-culture

i am a species on the brink

i am a paradox of being and nothingness

i am the king of the one-liners

i am dysfunctional

i am the hang-man of the human condition

i am the missing link

i am a bastard child

i am a bubble of carbon dioxide

i am a suicide-bomber

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a social nightmare

i love my mother

my parents are cuties

and so is most of the world

i am a nitwit

i am the end of the world

i am a paranoid schizophrenic

i am a sheep

i am a bum

i am a dead man

i am a ghost

i am a good man

i am the CREATOR

i am the DESTROYER

i am the VILLAIN

i am the HERO

i am the BITCH

i am the SAVIOUR

i am the DEVIL

i am a one-armed man

i am an all-powerful megalomaniac

who can't even get laid

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a one man fucking army

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a sophisticated liar

i am a spoiled brat

i am a bastard child

[brian trageskin]

6 minutes ago, dingformung said:

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

flol

[Satans Little Helper]

thread has delivered

[dingformung]

thank you everyone

[brian trageskin]

strawberry cringe forever

[Silent Member]

Hey, I'm here now.

[Satans Little Helper]

* closes butt cheeks *

[brian trageskin]

at the mountains of cringe

[dingformung]

#6

life is like a toilet

you flush and flush

and flush and flush

and flush and flush

but nothing ever gets clean

#7

you are the kind of person

who will get pregnant and not tell the father

and then have an abortion

and then tell the father

you are the kind of person

who will go to a family reunion

and let everyone know

you are not the family's favorite

and then attempt suicide

you are the kind of person

who will have a baby

and then give it up

and then try to adopt

you are the kind of person

who will grow old and lonely

and then die

#8

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

#9

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

#10

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure
 

[thefxbip]

38 minutes ago, dingformung said:

sexual frustration

i'm an abdomination

i am dumb

and very numb

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a counter-culture

i am a species on the brink

i am a paradox of being and nothingness

i am the king of the one-liners

i am dysfunctional

i am the hang-man of the human condition

i am the missing link

i am a bastard child

i am a bubble of carbon dioxide

i am a suicide-bomber

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a social nightmare

i love my mother

my parents are cuties

and so is most of the world

i am a nitwit

i am the end of the world

i am a paranoid schizophrenic

i am a sheep

i am a bum

i am a dead man

i am a ghost

i am a good man

i am the CREATOR

i am the DESTROYER

i am the VILLAIN

i am the HERO

i am the BITCH

i am the SAVIOUR

i am the DEVIL

i am a one-armed man

i am an all-powerful megalomaniac

who can't even get laid

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a one man fucking army

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a sophisticated liar

i am a spoiled brat

i am a bastard child

peak WATMM moment

[manmower]

did

not

read

lol

[ignatius]

what kind of succulents are you all using around your modular for your modular synth ambient music instagram posts?

[thefxbip]

1 minute ago, ignatius said:

what kind of succubus are you all using around your modular for your modular synth satanist music instagram posts?

fixed

[brian trageskin]

willy wonka and the cringe factory

[thefxbip]

Ding song is legit the worthy successor of chocolate rain  EDIT

 

@dingformung put it to music, you have to

no i meant sequel to this one sorry

 

Edited July 1, 2021 by thefxbip

[Satans Little Helper]

dingye westung

[brian trageskin]

close encounters of the cringe kind 

citizen cringe 

a tramway named cringe 

saving private cringe

cringe now 

full cringe jacket 

a cringe orange 

stand by cringe 

the lord of the cringe

[YangYing]

  

[brian trageskin]

cringe fiction

cringe peaks

[thefxbip]

i still like some of korn songs