Guest MajaIloveyou Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Outstanding anyway, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I went to England to try and meet a wizard to apprentice under.....to leave the US forever and become a super human and I ended up meeting one who I had been learning from for years (by trying to figure out his tricks)....still amazes me the Arcola Bass rave was so packed and he was again being attacked by fans, I gave him the quick handshake and good to see you again, and he responded the same..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 my grandpa gassed 6 million jews. fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i once got busy in a burger king bathroom » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « obvious lie and reference to classic rap my friend in 1998 at a show in san francisco told DJ Shadow that he should loose a little weight. he told him he should use a 'stair-master' and proceeded to show DJ shadow a stair step motion with his hands. DJ shadow responded 'oh really? i just lost a lot of weight' end of story » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 oh ok, well, if we can do relations, im related in some part to Thomas Lynch(signator of the Dec. of Independence) Robert E. Lee Igor Stravinsky im also white, but many in my family believe we have black ancestry on my fathers side...hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Plum, I can't believe you're the Worthers kid - you actually used to do my head in the way you went 'ah!' at the end of the advert. I was head boy of my school and regularly won prizes for maths and english. I was recommended to attend a school for gifted children for my maths ability but I didn't want to go because it was on Saturdays. Then I discovered cannabis. [/promising future] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'm really cool, no wait - that's a lie ;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i believe plum was that kid.. just look at his mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 *unwraps werther* *sucks werther* *walks from a to b* *sits on pouf* *says ahhh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosca Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i've played several of robin guthries guitars they were all in open tunings mystery dissolved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I've pulled a girl who won the television programme Shipwrecked, she spent the winnings on fake tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i met barbara windsor at the L&D hospital fete circa 1982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 i just crunched some numbers. in 1982 ms. windsor would have been 45. 8008135 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 yes yes she would :angry: also 5318008 upside down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 *smells ludd's fingers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 WATMM is just an idea in my head and you're all living INSIDE MAAH HEEAAAAAAAAAAD!! OMFG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 when i was 7 i kicked the green cross code man (darth vader) in the nuts. and i played the grandfather in the werther's original add, i was close personal bum chums with plums old boy. he was a great ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 darth vader is my father. edit: thats actually a lie. darth vader isn't my father or real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 a great ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 jimmy kranky is actually a guy, dressed as a woman dressed as a guy. i kicked his head in once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Me: boring. But my wife: grandmother is technically a duchess, is related to Burl Ives, and babysat Jackson Pollack's great-grandson. Real, honest to Christ truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 once i played an intro set in a bar. i rushed there after work for 18pm gig and no one showed up. really it was just me and the bartender. i was scheduled to play until 19pm, but when the guests came i kept on playing until 22h. i had no headphones, only master output to a mixer and lousy monitors. it went pretty good though :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 the child in that werther's original advert is me. I believe we had the same advert here in Germany, but I don't think they dubbed it, I think they re-shot everything but the text is exactly the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 the first 2 horses i ever met both got erections in my presence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 can you blame them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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