if my girlfriend drinks my urine, could she fail a drug test?

[Guest hahathhat]

serious answers only please

[Guest Babar]

yes

 

but why not just smoke a joint ?

 

edit: got it, drinking piss is the goal, not the mean.

[Guest Al Hounos]

is that a testicle?

[BCM]

didn't know you were this kinky hahathat.

[Silent Member]

I'm not sure they check for trace urine in those drug tests.

[Guest Backson]

my god

 

lol

[chassis]

kinky mothafucka.

 

 

You should make that post in that freaky shit thread.

[Guest Rambo]

let's not go throwing around accusations here, everyone. I assume it's for a novel he is writing.

[baph]

As long as you drink her piss at the same time she's drinking your piss and stop on an odd number of piss drinking cycles you guys should be fine.

[Guest disparaissant]

it's possible, though extremely unlikely.

[Drix]

I would say no, but I'm no expert.. you can get some fairly cheap drug tests to try it out though?

 

Or ask on erowid. They know just about everything there is to know about drugrelated shit.

[Braintree]

If she's drinking your piss, you've got bigger problems.

[halisray]

errr

[Guest tht tne]

if you actually had a girlfriend, then maybe

[Siegecow]

If she's drinking your piss, you've got bigger problems.

 

srsly try keeping the toilet lid down when youre not using it

[Guest Promo]

I could never do that to a girlfriend lol. I'd just feel like I was treating her like nothing. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

[chenGOD]

As long as you drink her piss at the same time she's drinking your piss and stop on an odd number of piss drinking cycles you guys should be fine.

 

 

Finally someone with a modicum of common sense.

 

I would also recommend the Valtstein method where the urine is filtered through a raw onion before consumption, as the onion will draw any drugs out of the urine.

[jules]

not if she washes it down with something soild

[kaen]

watmm not down with the watersports, shame on you

[spratters]

Give her apple juice without letting her know before she gulps it. Then...............

 

 

Everbody's happy. She had a nice drink, wasn't sick and still has no drug remnants inside her charming self.

 

[Silent Member]

good plan. do this.

[chenGOD]

XXX that's fucked that she can be fired for one valium. She didn't appeal? Cause unless there is systematic abuse and/or complaints about her work ethic/behaviour I'd say she should have gotten herself a good lawyers and sued the shit out of the hospital for wrongful termination.

[cruising for burgers]

is that a testicle?

[TwiddleBot]

didn't know you were this kinky hahathat.

 

Perhaps it's for the eating of the sacred Amanita Muscaria mushroom... after which the tribe drinks the urine of the shaman to trip the fuck out.

[acid1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3iIMXA4d4