ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

[Guest zaphod]

Az - I ask zaphod that same question all the time. He's such a negatron.

 

You know, you're right. It's time for a change.

[mcbpete]

My prediction - 'sconna be shite

 

*hopes prediction is wrong*

[Guest]

it'll be slightly better than Total Recall (2012)

[mcbpete]

but slightly worse than Robocop (2013)

[baph]

Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but my default expectation for anything is that it'll be shitty.

That doesn't mean I can't be pleasantly surprised. Or even hope to be pleasantly surprised.

[kaini]

if you assume everything is gonna be shit, then you'll be pleasantly surprised more often than you'd be disappointed if you assume everything is gonna be good. it's a decent default position.

[Guest boo]

i assume everything will be shit but that i'll enjoy the fuck out of it especially if i paid to see it

 

,edit: like jane eyre, i went to see that with a girl and instantly said i liked it when we left.. she said she didn't like it and i told her that paying to see something but not enjoying it isn't worth it. just sit there thinking ''i'm enjoying this, i'm enjoying this, this is great, 10/10, i'm not at home on watmm, this is great, i'm not at work, fuck yeah, attractive women, colourful images, money well spent, etc"

Edited April 3, 2012 by tauboo

[patternoverlap]

but slightly worse than Robocop (2013)

 

flol they got Holder to be Robocop

[soundwave]

big fucking bike ride then

 

fpmsl :-D

[Candiru]

This thread is a brilliant satire of IDM geek pissimism.

 

And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[baph]

but slightly worse than Robocop (2013)

 

flol they got Holder to be Robocop

 

Robotussincop

[Guest Blanket Fort Collapse]

but slightly worse than Robocop (2013)

flol they got Holder to be Robocop

Robotussincop

lol

[beerwolf]

I watched Gladiator when it came out and thought it was awesome. Maybe it's too macho for some of you? lol

[baph]

Yeah, nothing gets the testosterone pumping like Lisa Gerrard sweetly singing some nonsense syllables while Russell Crowe snot-cries.

Edited April 4, 2012 by baph

[Guest Mirezzi]

I've always thought of Gladiator as the film loved most by fans of Dave Matthews Band, but I still think it was well made.

[Guest zaphod]

It's the film equivalent of an Evanescence song.

[Guest Mirezzi]

*jots it down*

[baph]

This exists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx3Jf_BpYNw

 

oo wait wait. i m really sorry about the original comment. i thought the video was only about gladiator. but when i looked at it carefully after i wrote down the first comment, i found out tht it was about LOTR and gladiator. sorry man! VERY EXCELLENT VIDEO

 

100000000000/5

 

 

stockgar2000

3 years ago

Edited April 4, 2012 by baph

[kaini]

flol

[Guest Mirezzi]

It's the film equivalent of an Evanescence song.

 

 

FUCK, beaten to it.

[baph]

lol

 

 

 

to be fair though it is about LOTR and Gladiator

Edited April 4, 2012 by baph

[Guest Mirezzi]

I would have posted it quicker but I was too busy cumming and crying at the same time to that video!

[baph]

I'm just an ejaculatory speed demon when I hear Amy's three note range

[kaini]

i'd hit it.

[lumpenprol]

Yeah, nothing gets the testosterone pumping like Lisa Gerrard sweetly singing some nonsense syllables while Russell Crowe snot-cries.

flol, funny quotes thread, stat