baph Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) Also give me your jammy-jams and I'll get the poopoo stains out for you. edit: did you floss today? I have some floss in my purse. HERE TAKE IT Edited February 6, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 edit: did you floss today? I have some floss in my purse. HERE TAKE IT lol :( i want to have a spliff but it's -15 outside and the wind's howling, don't feel like getting on my bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Reggae Lee Bowyer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I'm currently sharing one hdmi cable between my xbox and ps3 which I have to reach round and swap when required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Also give me your jammy-jams and I'll get the poopoo stains out for you. edit: did you floss today? I have some floss in my purse. HERE TAKE IT lol, for what it's worth though, due exclusively to your suggestion to check out a doctor, I: 1. made an account with my health care provider for the first time 2. found a walk in clinic in traveling distance 3. decided to go tomorrow morning so you might have saved my life. or at least saved me from pooping myself again. i thought i could wait out the stomach bug, but apparently they can last upwards of a week or two, and that's a long time not to eat. so, good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) had the WORST stomach bug in surinam, because i ate something wrong. probably the dried catfish that was smelly, but i'm not sure. got REALLY sick really fast, delirious because of the fever, i can't remember much of it. got antibiotics the next morning and i guess that made me better. it was in the countryside and i vaguely remember hallucinating weird birds in the sky on the boatride back.. that shit can kill, though, and you don't want die because of rotten catfish right? :( Edited February 6, 2012 by iep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) My gf got the shits pretty bad the last few days we were in Tanzania. The best thing we did before we left for the trip (aside from buying antimalarials) was get a packet of ciprofloxacin and an anti-diarrhea kit from the Healthy Traveler Clinic in Pasadena. KY, you might seriously consider buying an Oral Rehydration Solution until you can get to the doctor. This is not, I should point out, a particularly first world problem. Edited February 6, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Saw i had three unread PMs on my inbox and got really excited, turns out all three of them were spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Did he call you cute, funny, and intelligent, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 bought fresh box of raisin bran. all raisins at bottom of box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 third world solution! walk-in clinic doctor told me to just eat shit-tons (lol) of bananas, toast and rice. i hope "rice" means i can just order chinese food for dinner lol. and i got immodium, and a prescription for some travelers' diarrhea (lol) medication. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 third world solution! walk-in clinic doctor told me to just eat shit-tons (lol) of bananas, toast and rice. i just spat out part of my ale emergency ration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 would it work faster if you actually put the banana up your bum? GO BACK AND AKS HEEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 just ate raw onion (with fish, fermented herring, and pickles plus booze) but i don't feel like brushing my teeth for her, not picking up my phone either. i hope i won't get dysenteria nor the scorn of a woman, whichever's worse. I've been picking my nose for 3 weeks. it's the dry air, try some vaseline and/or salt-based nose spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me. i hope he won't ban me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me. i hope he won't ban me :( you've been Koi Rex'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I might be living in a simulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me. i hope he won't ban me :( you've been Koi Rex'd i see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 i'm trying to talk lullezucht into animating my avator with a pulsating lens-flare (in his rockmouth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me. i hope he won't ban me :( you've been Koi Rex'd baph being clever and skating around with the word play? seems a bit fishy. what a fluke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i tried to make a dupe acc called Holy Carp, but joyrex caught me. i hope he won't ban me :( you've been Koi Rex'd baph being clever and skating around with the word play? seems a bit fishy. what a fluke. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 My girlfriend just began working on two pieces with Nick Zammuto (of the Books) and Tyondai Braxton. I know I should be proud but I'm just madly jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I was just getting started to work on music at 9:45 PM, and while a stomach ache was coming on, decided to lay down for a bit. I opened my eyes and it was 8 AM the next day. Hurray time for work FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) I asked my brother to send a package for me (I paid him for it later). He sent it without track & trace, even though it only costed 10 dkr (2 us dollars) more to send it that way. I got a slightly mad at him for not being able to think for himself, and send it the safest way when it's a only 2 dollars difference. But I hoped for the best. I've never experienced a package I've sent getting lost. The package had a value of 600 kr (100 us dollars). And now the package has of course has been lost in the delievery. And I can't get it refunded because it wasn't sent with track'n'trace. UuuaaarrghFUUSDdfjnjkdfbjnkjna!!!2 Edited February 10, 2012 by Npoess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Had a soothing post work, post migraine wank. Shot man humus onto my desk. Usually I'm more conscientious in my onanism, but was lazy and forgot it was there. Two hours later and I've just put my hand in some cold cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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