Zephyr_Nova Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 it's a consolation though that the guy lost them below the knees and not above. with the current state of prosthesis and speed of advancement, I reckon he'll be able to regain quite a bit of functionality hopefully. I hope so. I was mistaken about the arms, which makes it far less horrifying. Damn that Metallica One video. FWP: I touched my cat's poo with my bare fingers today because it was lying on the kitchen floor and I thought it was a black olive. (PS I wasn't going to eat it, just throw it out. I swear.) Listen, did you eat the poo or not? I ate it like ice cream. FWP: worried some people won't get my dated reference. Why do all good weird music bands quit after just a few albums? FML I guess they all got weirded out. FWP: worried my joke isn't funny enough. All that aside, sweet track. Love the wack brass section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I have gotten progressively worse at conversation and find myself taking a while to reply cos I don't know what to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I just found out that 's band Whourkr called it quits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbLrmfJim58 Why do all good weird music bands quit after just a few albums? FML That track is massive, I didn't know Igorrr was in a metal-ish band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) Dickhead driver to the rear right of me speeds up, then immediately cuts me off by passing me three lanes over to the left. I want to get revenge so badly.Same thing happened exactly one week ago. I swear people in this city become cunts once they get behind the steering wheel. Edited April 22, 2013 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 sounds like someone vomiting outside. only thing is, I see nobody, and it's been going on for the past half hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 sounds like someone vomiting outside. only thing is, I see nobody, and it's been going on for the past half hour raccoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) my first guess would be a cat, second my neighbour at her door step. she seems the type of person to vomit for half an hour straight during the night Edited April 22, 2013 by isaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) this is really quite strange I saw a girl outside (couldn't really tell the age, late 20s probs), she was signalling a car to stop, but it went past her. I decided to go outside to my steps but she had walked away... and I couldn't hear the weird sound, so it must've been her.(edit: I mean it WAS her, I could hear it come from her as I was outside) she had walked up the road out of sight. but as soon as I step inside I hear it again, the vomiting/coughing sounds... fucking weird :( Edited April 22, 2013 by isaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 i've recently realized that my girlfriend's brazilian accent makes her sound like she is perpetually doing a christopher walken impression. now it's all i hear, it cannot be unlearned. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I just found out that 's band Whourkr called it quits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbLrmfJim58 Why do all good weird music bands quit after just a few albums? FML oh WOOOOW what the fuck is this?! It's fucking awesome! Regarding weird bands, sometimes it's better that they only release a few albums. Sometimes they just end up releasing the same thing over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Extreme paranoia and panic are back after i killed a spider and i couldn't identify it, googling doesn't help because i get giant pictures of spiders i dont want to know they exist. Now im thinking these extremely venomous spiders are coming for me, i feel there are spiders in every corner. I like being scared by horror movies but the horror i feel now is no fun at all. Edited April 23, 2013 by Deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Roasty's in CHATMM but he's not actually talking so it's essentially like I'm there on my own and I'm bored at work. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Roasty's in CHATMM but he's not actually talking so it's essentially like I'm there on my own and I'm bored at work. FML YOU DESERVE IT :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Just connected my new ipod to my computer after spending the last week ripping roughly half my record collection. A box pops up and tells me that this ipod (which is indistinguishable from the now broken one bought in 2010) is not compatible with my version of itunes. The earliest version of itunes it is compatible with is not compatible with my OS. There's a chance I may be able to blag a copy of a slightly more up to date OS, but don't know if my 8yr old laptop will baulk at running it. It's looking like I'm gonna be stuck with a discman and a shit ton of cdrs for quite a lot longer than I imagined. I am full of frustrated, seething, resentful, butt-hurt anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) A one way train ticket to from Jutland to Copenhagen costs 40 pund. A couple of weeks ago I only gave 20 pund to fly back and forth to London. Fuck this gay earth country. Edited April 23, 2013 by Ceerial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Mass Effect 3... Fuck Banshees man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 i dont know if I'll be able to afford to go on vacation with my gf or not...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 i could pay for you...since i was planning on going with her anyway. ohhhhh, nooo he di'in't. oh snap! whaaaaaa? don't go there. shiiiiiiit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Excel is doing bad math/getting the wrong answers and it's fucking with my finance homework.... I put 407.86 * 3000 in my calculator and I get 1223580, which is, according to my lab (and multiple calculators), the correct answer. For some reason the identical calculation in Excel is giving me 1223571. My spreadsheet is based on multiple calculations and I'm relying on Excel, I don't want to put all these calculations in my calculator manually! Any ideas guys? Edited April 24, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 my boss brought in a box of krispy kremes or whatever and the women here are krispy kreming their pants and taking photos of a box of fucking doughnuts to put on facebook and text their jealous friends. i can't get excited about a box of doughnuts. am i dead inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 my boss brought in a box of krispy kremes or whatever and the women here are krispy kreming their pants and taking photos of a box of fucking doughnuts to put on facebook and text their jealous friends. i can't get excited about a box of doughnuts. am i dead inside? I don't understand the mania for that brand. It's like they took away 50% of the dough from the doughnut and replaced it with sugar. They are sickly sweet horror bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 OMFG THIS DOUGHNUTS IS OOOOOOHHHYEAH MMMMNNNNNNNNN YEAAAAHHHH AAGGGGHHHH AGH UGH UGH UGH GNNNNGGGHHHA!!!!!! *lights cigarette* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside. lol "hey that doughnut didn't have a hole in it before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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