usagi Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 by not doing anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 ^yarp.Latest FWP - after parking one of our vehicles at work in our garage before closing, I hit my right knee on a jury-rigged toggle switch for turning the heater on and tore a hole in my jeans, drawing blood in the process. Turns out the last employee to drive it moved the seat too far forward.I only bought the jeans about a month ago and it was the first rip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Lying here on Tapatalk in a hostel room in Frankfurt. Supping bitburgers and warsteiners while waiting for the rest of the group to awake. I'll be pissed by the time they wake up. The main problem, one of the girls was a paramedic and said the smell we are experiencing smells like a dead person. Can't say that's good. Can't swap the room either cause we need a private one - 6 peeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 my dad just asked me if I was gay because I don't have a girl and I've said I don't want to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 my dad just asked me if I was gay because I don't have a girl and I've said I don't want to get married. lol I have also had this question. I replied 'not that I know of but I will check'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 well for me, it kind of went like: me: "yeah, I'm gay." dad: "... really? really now" me: "yeah." mum: dad: "I mean really now" me: "what makes you think I'm gay?" dad: "because, you know, you're my son, and..." *incoherent mumbling* mum: lol me: "yes, I'm your son. so?" dad: "well, you know, I just thought we should be frank about it" me: "frank about what?" dad: "you know..." *flustered noises* mum: "he's not gay, you fool!" me: "I like girls. girls with big butts. ok?" mum: :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 "Because you're my son, so..." So your dad is gay?! So much drama! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 You're living in a 1990s American sitcom, mayne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Yeah I hate peer pressure to get hitched. Bottom line is you gotta do what's right for you.It got to the point where I stopped mentioning the prospect altogether because I kept getting hounded about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 well for me, it kind of went like: me: "yeah, I'm gay." dad: "... really? really now" me: "yeah." mum: dad: "I mean really now" me: "what makes you think I'm gay?" dad: "because, you know, you're my son, and..." *incoherent mumbling* mum: lol me: "yes, I'm your son. so?" dad: "well, you know, I just thought we should be frank about it" me: "frank about what?" dad: "you know..." *flustered noises* mum: "he's not gay, you fool!" me: "I like girls. girls with big butts. ok?" mum: :facepalm: lol, this is brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 well for me, it kind of went like: me: "yeah, I'm gay." dad: "... really? really now" me: "yeah." mum: dad: "I mean really now" me: "what makes you think I'm gay?" dad: "because, you know, you're my son, and..." *incoherent mumbling* mum: lol me: "yes, I'm your son. so?" dad: "well, you know, I just thought we should be frank about it" me: "frank about what?" dad: "you know..." *flustered noises* mum: "he's not gay, you fool!" me: "I like girls. girls with big butts. ok?" mum: :facepalm: So because you're his son, he thinks you're gay? Have you tried asking him how big his closet is? j/k j/k j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) When I told my dad I like girls with big butts he threw me out of the house. Edited January 18, 2015 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 my anaconda , something something *mumbles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 So because you're his son, he thinks you're gay? Have you tried asking him how big his closet is? j/k j/k j/k nah it was more like "you're my son and I want to know what's going on with you and why you're not in a long-term relationship which is why I'm asking if you might possibly be gay", not "I'm gay and you're my son so I thought you might be gay too" he's just terrible at expressing himself, as many fathers are. When I told my dad I like girls with big butts he threw me out of the house. men who don't enjoy large bums rank just below politicians and paedophiles in my esteem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWgXD5qhYtQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 looks like i might be losing my flat after all. ffs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Probably gonna have a wee chen running around within 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Probably gonna have a wee chen running around within 24 hours. ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Probably gonna have a wee chen running around within 24 hours. ?????? Wife is having contractions, which is the problem (not the upcoming baby) - they don't look like fun at all. We'll be off to the hospital in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) Omg! Didn't realize you guys were expecting. Congratulations! (moves to first world successes thread) Actually, jesus I didn't even know you were married. lol Edited January 19, 2015 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Welcome to the watbm fraternity Chen! Hope you like poop, cuz it's gonna own you for the next 2+ years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 lol. congs on your new poopmachine! (seriously, congrats) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Omg! Didn't realize you guys were expecting. Congratulations! (moves to first world successes thread) Actually, jesus I didn't even know you were married. lol That's because we just got married last month, and I didn't make a big deal about it. Also not my first kid, but my first biological one. Edit: oh and thanks guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I knew I was missing something man. Congratulations and I hope everything is happy/healthy (no post birth complications). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 also really sorry to hear MC, landlords are lazier than any tennants i know of but who gets screwed all the time innit thanks for the support Mesh, i'm hoping i can resolve the issue somehow. i hate moving and now is not a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 wololo he looks like some kung fu wizard man my cats are pissed at each other 2 aghh it's too cute! and in a different way to most cats, it's cute because it's so posh looking and rudely invited itself to stay at yours but really it's just a silly kitty that doesn't know any better. i bet it's a fussy one. where are we at with this little fella ivan? also really sorry to hear MC, landlords are lazier than any tennants i know of but who gets screwed all the time innit a friend placed a picture on facebook of him and a girl contacted us sending a video of her playing with the cat. they live a few houses from me. her name is Bobo and she never went out of the house but they are moving and kitty got away somehow. They came 2 pick him up yesterday lots of tears from my wife, it was such a friendly cat oh well we did the right thing and 6 cats would be way 2 much take care bobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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