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admittedly, not all southern rap is good. this is probably the worst song ever:

 

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That track still manages to confound me after all these years. Couple points:

 

- You can't shake Laffy Taffy, or any taffy for that matter. If you try it stays in place or at best slowly flexes in one direction.

- This is slang for the labia minora, which shouldn't be shaken either.

 

 

1. laffy taffy

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

 

- 69 Boyz already did a far superior song, "Let Me see that Tootsee Roll" which translated means, roughly, is "display your nipples of dark color female," which on so many levels is a better chorus that "shake that laffy taffy" and to a much, much better beat.

- In a major affront to logic, allegedly took this many people to "write" this track:

 

 

Lafabian Williams p/k/a Fabo, Adrian Parks p/k/a "Stuntman", Dennis Butler p/k/a "Mook-B", Cory Way p/k/a Born Immaculate, Broderick Thompson Smith, Michael Johnson

- Despite this, a completely different individual, Liam "Smack Eyes" Thomas, claims DL4 stole the lyrics from his rhyme book.

- In what might be the most remarkably unnecessary use of sampling technology, this song relies on a hook from this track:

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