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Southern Rap Sucks So Bad


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 08:13 PM

classic southern rap. if you don't like this you're trash



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:28 PM

admittedly, not all southern rap is good. this is probably the worst song ever:

 

[youtubehd]GFlAaATbfz0[/youtubehd]



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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:05 AM

admittedly, not all southern rap is good. this is probably the worst song ever:

 

[youtubehd]GFlAaATbfz0[/youtubehd]

 

That track still manages to confound me after all these years. Couple points:

 

- You can't shake Laffy Taffy, or any taffy for that matter. If you try it stays in place or at best slowly flexes in one direction. 

- This is slang for the labia minora, which shouldn't be shaken either.

 

 

1. laffy taffy

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

 

- 69 Boyz already did a far superior song, "Let Me see that Tootsee Roll" which translated means, roughly, is "display your nipples of dark color female," which on so many levels is a better chorus that "shake that laffy taffy" and to a much, much better beat.

- In a major affront to logic, allegedly took this many people to "write" this track:

 

 

Lafabian Williams p/k/a FaboAdrian Parks p/k/a "Stuntman", Dennis Butler p/k/a "Mook-B", Cory Way p/k/a Born Immaculate, Broderick Thompson Smith, Michael Johnson

- Despite this, a completely different individual, Liam "Smack Eyes" Thomas, claims DL4 stole the lyrics from his rhyme book.

- In what might be the most remarkably unnecessary use of sampling technology, this song relies on a hook from this track:



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Posted 13 November 2013 - 12:24 PM

for the most part, "Radio Rap" has always sucked regardless of region. even going back 15 years ago.



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:18 PM

Thugger and Future are blessing this Earth tho



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:26 PM

classic southern rap. if you don't like this you're trash

:music:



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:28 PM



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:42 PM

almost spit lean all over my macbook

 



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:59 PM

almost spit lean all over my macbook

 

 



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 03:09 PM



"....mane"

 

 

some old friends of mine used to like to blast this one... always thought it was kinda dumb.



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 03:23 PM

LOL its 5 years later and the sound described in OP is now the mainstream



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 04:07 PM

i'll never say no to some excellent molly fueled stupidity

 

 

 



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Posted 23 February 2016 - 08:03 PM

 

"I go down on a dyke, I go up on my price"  :emotawesomepm9:


Edited by doublename, 23 February 2016 - 08:03 PM.


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Posted 25 February 2016 - 06:25 AM

 

 



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Posted 25 February 2016 - 12:45 PM

this is sick



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Posted 28 February 2016 - 01:43 AM

yyyeuss watmm



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Posted 28 February 2016 - 11:58 PM



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Posted 09 March 2016 - 09:46 PM

 

"She gon' suck and fuck me even when the Feds watchin'"  :yeah:

 

Quavo  :catsalute:



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Posted 13 March 2016 - 06:27 PM

not going to lie, looking forward to the carter 2 on vinyl.

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 11:17 PM

don't like his music but this interview is shithot dank

 



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Posted 01 April 2016 - 09:51 PM

I like his tracks and I like how he does not get tired

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 05:06 AM

Listen on Soundcloud.com

 


Edited by ManjuShri, 03 September 2017 - 05:10 AM.


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Posted 03 September 2017 - 06:15 AM

Listen on Soundcloud.com

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