Fred McGriff Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 had an interesting encounter with sexy wine store girl tonight that i'm only bringing up because my epic drunken rants about her have been deleted for whatever reason. basically i go in this evening, i have a grocery bag full a pork chops and kale, and my baby, i slam the sack a food down and my baby in her carseat down, and i say, i need a wine that is good with pork. (long pause). she shows me this south african cabernet. first of all, fuck south africans and their wine, only because i know two of them here in denver and they are wine snobs and only drink fucking "goats do roam." they also adhere to the apparently south african party standard of reclaiming whatever booze they have given to the host of a party that hasn't been consumed at the end of the party. they will take that shit right back to their house. anyway, i get back to my house with this so called south african cabernet because i was too embarrassed to protest, and it's called "sweet sunset" and it's a wine with chocolate cream, and you're supposed to serve it over ice according to the label. I wtf in my pants and storm back to the store because she gave me the wrong bottle. she was very apologetic. I told her i debated going to a nursing home and dropping the bottle off. she laughed. we laughed. we smiled. i smiled and then she smiled. i'm totally in. swsg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vamos scorcho Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 bout time to go buck wild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I thought it said "cream in your pants". Guess not. But are we past that phase yet, story-wise? Or is that the third base of story lines like these. Emotionally I'll never get past the "cream in pants" phase, I'm afraid. Also, you might want to vlog about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 didn't you say "joyrex delete this thread" in the swsg thread? that's probably why it was deleted. joyrex would have taken that seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 had an interesting encounter with sexy wine store girl tonight that i'm only bringing up because my epic drunken rants about her have been deleted for whatever reason. basically i go in this evening, i have a grocery bag full a pork chops and kale, and my baby, i slam the sack a food down and my baby in her carseat down, and i say, i need a wine that is good with pork. (long pause). she shows me this south african cabernet. first of all, fuck south africans and their wine, only because i know two of them here in denver and they are wine snobs and only drink fucking "goats do roam." they also adhere to the apparently south african party standard of reclaiming whatever booze they have given to the host of a party that hasn't been consumed at the end of the party. they will take that shit right back to their house. anyway, i get back to my house with this so called south african cabernet because i was too embarrassed to protest, and it's called "sweet sunset" and it's a wine with chocolate cream, and you're supposed to serve it over ice according to the label. I wtf in my pants and storm back to the store because she gave me the wrong bottle. she was very apologetic. I told her i debated going to a nursing home and dropping the bottle off. she laughed. we laughed. we smiled. i smiled and then she smiled. i'm totally in. swsg. popped a boner twice while reading slam down the food, like a poet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Initially assumed the title was a typoed "swag encounter" & that the thread was about someone meeting lil b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 *waits patiently for next installment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 i am south african and i am not offended by your labeling of south africans as irritating partiers because it was completely accurate ahahah goats do roam ahaha so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 hmmm, i read that as some basterdisation of cotes du rhone. although that's french. but whatevs. i'm sure the swsg made a plot to give the wrong wine anyways. next time, buy a box of chocolates. she should understand. *jedy mind trick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 *swsggers in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 goDel goats do roam is a dumb but drinkable wine and some idiot thought it was funny if they call it that cause it's a bastardization of cotes du rhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 you were hoping for the wrong bottle brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 goDel goats do roam is a dumb but drinkable wine and some idiot thought it was funny if they call it that cause it's a bastardization of cotes du rhone. *box of chocolates for the doctor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Awesome! This story needed to come back... Did you ask what kind of wine goes good with pork a little above conversation level? I do that all the time when I ask for assistance at a store... then look at the closest person and give them a nod! I went to a rock a billy show yesterday (a friends band) and went to the bar I was like 3rd in line. the first 2 order that PBR stuff. I asked for a glass of merlot and she smiled at me. I paid, gave her a nod, and turned around and caressed the cheek of the girl behind me and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 that's.. just a bit mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Awesome! This story needed to come back... Did you ask what kind of wine goes good with pork a little above conversation level? I do that all the time when I ask for assistance at a store... then look at the closest person and give them a nod! I went to a rock a billy show yesterday (a friends band) and went to the bar I was like 3rd in line. the first 2 order that PBR stuff. I asked for a glass of merlot and she smiled at me. I paid, gave her a nod, and turned around and caressed the cheek of the girl behind me and walked away. I need to just follow you around for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 pretty sure thats assault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 *swsggers out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 CORK THAT HOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Awesome! This story needed to come back... Did you ask what kind of wine goes good with pork a little above conversation level? I do that all the time when I ask for assistance at a store... then look at the closest person and give them a nod! I went to a rock a billy show yesterday (a friends band) and went to the bar I was like 3rd in line. the first 2 order that PBR stuff. I asked for a glass of merlot and she smiled at me. I paid, gave her a nod, and turned around and caressed the cheek of the girl behind me and walked away. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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