Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html I hope it´s not too NSFW for WATMM but here you go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I've had all kinds of stuff in my butt so I'm no longer surprised by insert x into ass news-articles anymore :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 ahhhhhhhhhh ahahahahah :pedobear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 Vicar doing curtains naked, falling onto potato... that´s the best part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom". lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It isn't. That's another urban legend. Guy is admitted to hospital with a ketchup (catsup, wtflolyouidiots) bottle up his arse. Guy claims that he was fumbling to get his keys in the frontdoor after having returned from the shops. He put his shopping bags down, but his shorts fell down too. When he leant over to pull them up he lost his balance and sat on the ketchup bottle. Here's the punchline I've already spoiled. It couldn't be explained why he had covered his new ketchup bottle in a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 heard it from Ricky Gervais... Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 "The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals." I love the way they highlighted that fact it was Sheffield, as if the problem is isolated to that area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 "He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game...when no one asked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly? I think you mean The Daily Mail. God you're so stupid triachus. gtfo gg no re foad. it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others... Ahem => http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-easy-ways-to-spot-b.s.-news-story-internet/ (entry #4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Guys I think he was playing a sex game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 the only reason I know what a Vicar means is because of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 the vicar with a tater he's not strange he just wants to live his life this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cear Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme. flol How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? also remembering to start with the smallest side seems important as well right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 At least it wasn't a choirboy they had to extract... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 "The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable'' They have to drill about 2 inches into the potato, then feed in a special a small umbrella style instrument which opens, clasping into the potato dragging it out with ease. Apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 the vicar with a tater he's not strange he just wants to live his life this way Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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