Nebraska Posted April 30, 2016 Author Share Posted April 30, 2016 https://youtu.be/fIKhr158cD4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sagan Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted May 1, 2016 Author Share Posted May 1, 2016 Trump's foreign policy address was remarkable - for its utter lack of content. https://youtu.be/XW8RqLN3Qao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WNS000 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 ...so you get awesome things like 40% of Americans being creationists in 2016... Wait, for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melancholera Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ted-cruz-mocked-john-boehner-lucifer-flesh/story?id=38732727 “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends," Boehner said, according to the Stanford Daily. "I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b---- in my life.” And the following article is a perfect candidate for r/nottheonion. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/satanists-snub-comparison-cruz-lucifer/story?id=38785064 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 What is that makes everyone hate Cruz? I want specifics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 ...so you get awesome things like 40% of Americans being creationists in 2016... Wait, for real? Yes, this one of those stats that seems like it couldn't possibly be true, but is...like how 1/3 of Americans are diabetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WNS000 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 ...so you get awesome things like 40% of Americans being creationists in 2016... Wait, for real? Yes, this one of those stats that seems like it couldn't possibly be true, but is...like how 1/3 of Americans are diabetic. America is an amazing country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Whoa I'd never heard that diabetes stat. edit: w8 m8: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/cdc-1-in-3-americans-could-have-diabetes-by-2050/ Edited May 2, 2016 by doublename Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 What is that makes everyone hate Cruz? I want specifics. Ted Cruz is such a misogynistic, science-denying sack of subhuman garbage that only in our Trumpty-Trump world is he still able to get within 500 feet near a candidate podium. Here's a fairly decent primer on a few of his nicer qualities. A while back I came upon a great site which was nothing but a continuous scroll-down page load of quotes from people on what a disgusting sack of shit he is, but now I can't find it Anyway Ol' Lyin' Ted was the only candidate not to campaign in my home state (and for good reason since his conservative excrements don't hold any sway here), but he did leave us a note before the primary. For the uninitiated I've put my own translations in blue next to each of his "priorities." Ted Cruz was the only GOP or Democratic candidate NOT to visit Rhode Island, but his campaign did send out the below email to build support with Rhode Islanders. TED CRUZ FOR PRESIDENT RHODE ISLAND PRIMARY TUESDAY APRIL 26 TED’S CONSERVATIVE PRIORITIES HONOR & PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION Probably some 2nd amendment bullshit CRUSH THE WASHINGTON CARTEL The best way to fix a broken system is to throw a sociopathic asshole like me right in the middle of it REPEAL OBAMACARE Access to health care isn't a right, plus most of my base hates that Socialist Kenyan Muslim, plus I've been so successful with this already GROW THE ECONOMY I have no concrete ideas whatsoever but hey sounds good to me DEFEND RELIGIOUS LIBERTY please, continue to discriminate based on your "beliefs" RESTORE AMERICAN LEADERSHIP GLOBALLY C'mon you pussies let's get this M-I complex running full steam FIGHT FOR TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE Hate gays? Great, so do I. PROTECT THE LIFE OF THE UNBORN Never mind the 1 in 5 'born' kids in this country that are malnourished or the 500+ more pressing issues facing our society DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD Yes, I'm a misogynist asshole STOP AMNESTY bitches (esp. non-white/christian) gonna pay STOP THE IRANIAN NUCLEAR DEAL now more than ever America needs a scapegoat to perpetuate the Middle East shitshow ABOLISH THE IRS who needs public spending anyway, free market gonna it out PROTECT & HONOR OUR VETERANS continue to pay lip service to the men and women fighting on behalf of the ruling elite END COMMON CORE Our education system is fucked anyway so why not reshuffle the deck DEFEND THE 2ND AMENDMENT yep, I like Duck Dynasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Cruz also threatened to assassinate Iran's Ayatollah. Some solid foreign policying there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Whoa I'd never heard that diabetes stat. edit: w8 m8: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/cdc-1-in-3-americans-could-have-diabetes-by-2050/ Dammit my memory sucks Okay so the stat i was thinking of was between 1/3 and 1/2 of Americans are PRE-diabetic http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/#5a1a781d16f4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Looks like "only" 1/6 Americans have (been diagnosed with) diabetes...perhaps 1/5 including undiagnosed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I should have remembered the details based on a conversation i had with Ms LimpyLoo about a year ago: LL: i think im prediabetic MLL: i think you're catastrophising LL: *pulls up prediabetis stats* MLL: oh shit (Dramatized for concision) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 *stares at screen, waiting for Triachus's post to load* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Lol that's even better than the Obama-Castro limp-wrist gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Ted Cruz like any other politician that has found themselves in powerful positions. You don't get there without being a douchebag, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I was just listening to a social psychologist talk about how there is zero correlation between 'good talkers' and 'good thinkers'...yet politics is a talking contest We have yet to elect an awkward weirdo with great ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WNS000 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 flol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 lol af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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