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12 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

Shin piss.

So... searching that phrase on google lead me to the below video.  It's not porn... but possibly worse?

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That tape delay at the start tho. Lovely.

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It’s you again, Sean? I despise you, you despicable rodent. Why did you come to this earth? Couldn’t you just torture the damned in hell where you belong? It’s unbelievable that they made multiple pressings about you where they don’t show you as a malevolent being made out of pure hate and chaos who thrives on the misery of humans. How did you get them so far as to make those godforsaken albums? Did you threaten their families, did you slit their throats in front of them? I just don’t understand why you would brainwash millions of people into thinking that you’re a cute little gonk. Why won’t you just reveal your demonic nature, why won’t you give the people the truth? There is nothing they can do to stop you either way. Stop playing with humanity like they’re a bunch of puppets and you’re the puppet master.
You bathe in the blood of the innocent, yet you’re still depicted as cool and friendly DJ. Why would god allow this bastard to exist? What sins have we committed to deserve this? Satan has worshippers, but you’re too evil for anyone to worship. Everyone who knows your true nature know that there is nothing worth worshipping when it comes to you. The entire human vocabulary does not possess enough words to describe your unholiness. The only reason I haven’t put a bullet through my own head yet, is that I can’t imagine how much worse hell will be, though I can’t imagine it’s much worse than living, knowing you’re out there feeding on the tears of all life. You singlehandedly started the entire bubonic plague, just because you were bored and wanted to torture some innocent people. You’re so terrible that some humans have developed a natural aversion for your species. Not because they’re dirty, furry, fast little creatures, but because even evolution recognizes that you’re the biggest threat to our survival. Why do you think the Egyptians worshipped cats? Because they are a predator to Max. They thought the cats would protect them from you, but they didn’t realize how wrong they were. You unleashed the ten plagues onto them, even when they did nothing wrong. You’re a disease, but there is no cure. How can you lack such empathy? If the nine circles of hell are true, you deserve to be on the 20th circle. Though I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you? I can’t imagine you experiencing any pain. I can only see you flourishing in it and thoroughly enjoying it, because you’re sick. You’re sick and you love it. You should never have come to earth. You should never have been born. All the pain, the suffering, the misery, the misfortune, the agony, the despair, the hardship, the disaster, the sorrow, the torment… It can all be traced back to you. You see every positive thing on this plane of existence and you rip it out of our hands, replacing it with the worst things imaginable. How is it possible for a stupid little DJ to be the most evil and vile thing in existence? Please just let humanity free from your grasp of pain and suffering.
God spawned Satan to rule hell, but he created you to make it.

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On 4/18/2020 at 7:15 PM, Lada Laika said:

I've pissed in bigger mouths than yours. 

Now you've done the deed. What's to prevent you from licking my piss off a car?"

Before I could answer, Sean jumped down and trotted back over to the sleeping boy. He unzipped the bag and tossed a small paper baggie into my arms. He said, "Relax. I won't get upset."

I poured a bit of water into the red, streamer-like baggie and sat back, feeling a tingle as I read the label: "Approved for consumption by women only."

My eyes narrowed. So, to get the piss out of the forest, I'd have to force a female into the forest. Why?

Now, I knew of only one females who could do this- my cat, Alouette. But while I think that is a genius of mine (She's the world's fastest tamer, and as a result she knows no limits, that's her, really), for a second I was thinking- how can I set her up?

Damn it! To me, the word that meant 'innocent' was 'very, very naive, boys and girls, do not be fooled- she's not a hunter'… but from her, how can I think of her as 'ladylike'?"

Shan Yu was panicking, but just when she thought that the match was on the verge of the end, she could hear Ru Yue Booth laughing as if to say "It's funny! This is what I could have been when I was still as innocent as a spring flower! But who knows when they'll turn around and… 'cause she's still a little innocent, if I become a little wild, I might look just like her!"

The pressure from before felt even greater now, as her mind spun at any minute.

Pato frowned. "Guess we'll have to show them," she said. "I guess we have to."

"Right, set the wires." Sea

Now you've done the deed. What's to prevent you from licking my piss off a car?"

Before I could answer, Sean jumped down and trotted back over to the sleeping boy. He unzipped the bag and tossed a small paper baggie into my arms. He said, "Relax. I won't get upset."

I poured a bit of water into the red, streamer-like baggie and sat back, feeling a tingle as I read the label: "Approved for consumption by women only."

My eyes narrowed. So, to get the piss out of the forest, I'd have to force a female into the forest. Why?

Now, I knew of only one females who could do this- my cat, Alouette. But while I think that is a genius of mine (She's the world's fastest tamer, and as a result she knows no limits, that's her, really), for a second I was thinking- how can I set her up?

Damn it! To me, the word that meant 'innocent' was 'very, very naive, boys and girls, do not be fooled- she's not a hunter'… but from her, how can I think of her as 'ladylike'?"

Shan Yu was panicking, but just when she thought that the match was on the verge of the end, she could hear Ru Yue Booth laughing as if to say "It's funny! This is what I could have been when I was still as innocent as a spring flower! But who knows when they'll turn around and… 'cause she's still a little innocent, if I become a little wild, I might look just like her!"

The pressure from before felt even greater now, as her mind spun at any minute.

Pato frowned. "Guess we'll have to show them," she said. "I guess we have to."

"Right, set the wires." Sean's fingers twitched, and in the field of vision was now not Rihanna but her own lifeless body lying on the floor.

Ominous music filled the courtyard outside, and the sky darkened as the moon shone from behind a thin veil of smog. The police that had come to take Pavel and Anna away disappeared, replaced by an eerie silence that lingered about the high-rise.

n's fingers twitched, and in the field of vision was now not Rihanna but her own lifeless body lying on the floor.

Ominous music filled the courtyard outside, and the sky darkened as the moon shone from behind a thin veil of smog. The police that had come to take Pavel and Anna away disappeared, replaced by an eerie silence that lingered about the high-rise.

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12 minutes ago, NewSchoolScience said:

Social distancing ends or the next Ae album.  Which comes first?  Sean, pls.

we will definitely still have covid19 in teh fall

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