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First Person Tetris

January 15, 2010 by Squee
15 replies

1.6k views
http://firstpersontetris.com/ When I read that this game made people dizzy I thought they were exaggerating but after playing it for less than two minutes I had to stop. Enjoy!

Last reply by Dragon, January 16, 2010
Bike stolen from campus by crackhead, then found

January 15, 2010 by bubbhasdance
18 replies

1.4k views
So I go to a university, as the topic suggests: On the last day of school, I leave my bike out locked on the staircase of my apartment..a couple of hours later, it is gone. I freak out and accept that I will never see it again, as it is probably chopped up somewhere by now, but I file a police report anyway. 1 1/2 months pass and I get a call from the campus police dept., saying that an officer stopped a man for drug paraphernalia and possession, who just so happened to be riding a bike. this is what the dude did -scraped off all mentions of brand name -took off kickstand -raped the wheels -raped the gear chain -put a red ribbon on the front of it the …

Last reply by Guest, January 16, 2010
oink creator cleared of charge

January 15, 2010 by Guest tht tne
10 replies

880 views
oink creator cleared of charge

Last reply by Food, January 15, 2010
ulliliiilililillliiia rap

January 14, 2010 by kaen
17 replies

2k views
ive no idea if this is jazz, and i actually give not a shot because this is possibly the greatest thing ive ever encountered on the internet. [youtubehd]WdLbUHdKTJ4[/youtubehd]

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
ATM fraud 1 2

January 15, 2010 by zero
32 replies

2.4k views
So the other night I went to get some cash from the atm. The machine said my card had been deactivated and I need to call my bank. I called them and they said they froze my card as my pin # had been entered incorrectly more than 6 times. I obviously know my pin and couldn't remember ever entering it incorrectly, so today I went to my bank to get a new atm card and get this sorted. When I checked my transaction history, I saw a $500, $200, and $300 withdraw that I never did. Bank says they will investigate this by checking the atm cameras, my withdraw history, the atm's I usually use, and whatnot. I really hope they reimburse me as this is alot of money to me and it feels …

Last reply by sidewinder, January 15, 2010
I had a reverse fart 1 2

January 15, 2010 by Guest Fishtank
35 replies

9.4k views
I was sitting in my cubicle, mere feet from girls in cubicles on either side of me, when I had that sensation. I want to retain a professional demeanor so I decided to let a test fart (as Gerorge Carlin once suggested). There was a small noise attached to the aforementioned gas rupture, something of a squeaking chair sound. I immediately puckered as to not allow the rest of the beast out. This resulted in the gas going back up into my intestines which, in turn, made a sound and a rather loud one at that, like the hungry yak in the spring. I consider this to be a reverse fart.

Last reply by BOCfan, January 15, 2010
Obama's War Surge 1 2 3 4 9

December 1, 2009 by kcinsu
212 replies

10.7k views
So tonight he is announcing that he will be sending 30,000 more troops to afghanistan. What's everyone's thoughts on this? Right move? Wrong move? I personally think he's already sold us out, and I no longer trust him. If he had balls, and lived up to his promises, he would have pulled us put of there. He certainly doesn't deserve a Nobel peace prize... Can you retroactively strip someone of one? Good speaker... I voted for him... But seriously, fuck this. I've lost all faith. Ps not to mention that he'll be making his speach at west point in front of a crowd of cheering cadets. Gross .

Last reply by Redruth, January 15, 2010
Large screen in Russia hacked

January 15, 2010 by Guest Fishtank
10 replies

2k views
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE60E37420100115

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
record smashed again

January 15, 2010 by keltoi
12 replies

1k views
Most members ever online in one day was 531, last accomplished on 14 Jan 2010.

Last reply by modey, January 15, 2010
it's "artist - song title" 1 2

January 14, 2010 by Guest tht tne
49 replies

2.6k views
this is just nitpicking but it gets on my tits when people do it the second way... let's be consistent, and above all, correct plz

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
8-Bit Trip

January 15, 2010 by Guest Gary C
5 replies

545 views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI Slim possibility of jazz, but it was new to me.

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
Top Fail of 2009 1 2 3

January 12, 2010 by Guest assegai
57 replies

3.1k views
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927354 If there was a prize for most casual roundhouse kick ever thrown...

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
new wacky xSamiSDx video - tik tok

January 15, 2010 by Guest tht tne
11 replies

1.2k views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqA8PY3Jsks

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
Sony cancels Spider-Man 4 1 2

January 13, 2010 by Rubin Farr
28 replies

3k views
i know i'm not the only one who thought these got worse as they went on. hopefully, Sam Raimi will take this as a chance to continue with the horror reboot of his career. and the Vulture would have been an awful main villain. why didn't they ever do Hobgoblin, or the Black Cat? shit Spidey tackled the Kingpin on several occasions so they could've done that character justice, too. http://io9.com/5446046/tossed-out-of-spider+man-john-malkovich-goes-red

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
New Wacky Dan Deacon Video - Woof Woof

January 14, 2010 by superstix
18 replies

1.2k views
Enjoyed the '90s lo-fi fx. Song comes in at 6:17 And they say he's not on acid. http://stereogum.com/archives/video/new_dan_deacon_video__woof_woof_109321.html

Last reply by encey, January 15, 2010
little kids dry-fuck-dancing party 1 2 3 4

January 12, 2010 by keltoi
77 replies

16.5k views
is this daggering? it's rediculous enough watching adults do this stuff... check out at 1:45 and then 3:45! i'm so WTF these kids are going to want to fuck before age 8. what happened to 'pass the parcel'?! kids dry humping

Last reply by plisb, January 15, 2010
denver public schools lunch menu: 1 2

January 14, 2010 by Guest tht tne
29 replies

2.5k views
mlk menu leaves a bad taste

Last reply by Bubba69, January 15, 2010
skiiboski

January 14, 2010 by Alzado
3 replies

692 views
I want to kill this guy. seriously. nobody ever listens to Simon. someone please kill him.

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
How to live to be 100+ 1 2 3 4

January 12, 2010 by Guest Fishtank
84 replies

5.7k views
This is a pretty interesting look into areas of the world that have a high percentage of people over 100 years old. They take into account diet, social life, religion and physical activity to see why these people live so long http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-jk9ni4XWk

Last reply by Guest, January 15, 2010
i just went on bleep

January 13, 2010 by Guest ezkerraldean
13 replies

1.1k views
and there's loads of crappy artists i ain't ever heard of what is this why has my bleep been diluted by all this non-IDM shit this sucques

Last reply by sidewinder, January 14, 2010
who is SoapSkumm? 1 2

January 8, 2010 by Guest we_kill_soapscum
26 replies

1.7k views
is someone fucking with me? is it an angry th'idiot? sorry to make a topic.

Last reply by Guest, January 14, 2010
Extreme Church Websites 1 2 3

July 16, 2009 by markedone
69 replies

5.5k views
http://www.evangelcathedral.net/ http://www.twtlcc.org/ http://www.itistruth.org/

Last reply by Guest, January 14, 2010
RIP Jay Reatard?

January 14, 2010 by encey
3 replies

723 views
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2010/jan/13/memphis-musician-jay-reatard-found-dead-midtown-ho/ This is sad; I really liked his stuff! :(

Last reply by encey, January 14, 2010
Dragon Oriented Media 1 2

January 9, 2010 by Guest Ambassador Scoob
32 replies

2.4k views
GENTLEMEN Now that I have your attention, I must ascertain to my original topic as before preheaded in the title of said forumificator THESE DAYS I FIND, in media, especially pop culture, THERE ARE SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH DRAGONS. Dragons are quite obviously going extinct. THUST WE MUST RESURRECT THEM That is why I request you bring any form of media; Music, videos, photos, art, poetry, fiction, (Not creative non-fiction, fuck that) and anything else that could be called ART To this forum. STARTING NOW. On top of this, said dragon must be green, and it must fancy badminton.

Last reply by Guest, January 14, 2010
Evolution of the Hipster, 2000-Present 1 2 3 4 5

December 4, 2009 by joshuatxuk
118 replies

6.5k views
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2009/12/the-evolution-of-the-hipster-2000-2009.html I'm prone to hipster bashing, but for the most part I can't say I hate them. I'm guilty of musical snobbery and buying a thrift store t-shirt here and there in the past. Here is a tongue-in-cheek visual history chart about their "evolution" this decade. The last slide is dead on.

Last reply by Silent Member, January 14, 2010