ceephax 2009 watmm awards

[Guest IRARI]

we have a lot of categories this year

only those wherein someone is nominated will progress

feel free to copypasta the list and nominate in the categories you like

nominations will be open until midnight this wednesday night

phase 3 will be voting and phase 4 will be the awards ceremony

thanks to all that suggested categories

 

most missed banned user

most cock mspainting offender

most 303 non-303

best male

worst male

best female

worst female

best supporting male

best supporting female

troll of the year

lurk of the year

most improved member

lifetime achievement award

in remembrance award

biggest scandal

hottest pics

best writing

best actress in a supporting role

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes)

best watmm downfall parody

worst comeback

most skilled with a machete

most skilled with a hatchet

best kisser

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs

best closed/deleted thread

sweatpants boner

best jacketloose quote in sig

best avatar

best C

biggest boc fanboy

most paranoid user

best troll

best noob

best youtube

most idm

best user confrontation

beno of the year

best made up poop anecdote

best use of jazzband

best argument about a movie

worst post

KAEN

worst weed thread

biggest weed white knight

most boring

most inspiring

best secret subforum

best penis picture

best isketch artist

mr. idm [2009]

worst Joyrex

worst Joyrex decision

best food thread

best Fred imitator

most semitic

most anti-semtitic

biggest vagina

biggest agitator

best burns aka the member with the most class

longest running lol

best use of spoiler tag

most nsfw thread

most nsfw image

most nsfw user

hottest watmmer

most idm watmmer

best beard

most gullible for the konklaver release

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new

best pm to a female member

most petr

densest fiddle

closest father

worst thinker

fastest table

cleanest microwave

thirstiest tuna

most private sock

tensest finger

biggest penis

smallest penis

cutest penis

best beard/worst beard

cutest ass

gayest member

worst boc subforum

most flahbulb

most bro thread

biggest circle jerk thread

most outrageous use of bananas

darkest shadow

nicest...

most annoying mod locking all the best threads

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread

most likely dupe account

most greatest

best boc poem

most "can't stop posting" user

biggest twat

most valued and respected opinion

most attractive wife

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo

worst new-age avatar

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member!

most corrupting

most creative

best synonym

act of Joyrex 2009

redeeming post of the year

most likely to be ceephax

greatest anal leakage

best gay member

best troon/IRARI thread

most more phil collins needed

most cringeworthy member

[hexagon son]

i want to vote for "most ZAZ", please fit this into the appropriate category, pls and thx.

[Friendly Foil]

best supporting male - hathathat

troll of the year - dr clitter

hottest pics - boris

best writing - troon

best avatar - ludd

most idm - troon

worst Joyrex - ziggomatic17

best food thread - burger thread

most nsfw thread - bewb thread

most idm watmmer - troon

biggest penis - weed

smallest penis - weed

most flahbulb - hanky

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar - fred mcgriff

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread - squee

most valued and respected opinion - placidburp

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year - benn jordan

act of Joyrex 2009 - closing the konklaver thread

most more phil collins needed - mesh gear fox

most cringeworthy member -troon

[hexagon son]

act of joyrex 2009 : closing the "how do i change my username (zaz) thread.

[Guest zaphod]

most missed banned user - jswift

most cock mspainting offender - gaarg

most 303 non-303 - 909

best male - adjective

worst male - troon

best female - thanksomuch

worst female - weed

best supporting male - zaphod

best supporting female - thanksomuch

troll of the year - troon

lurk of the year - beno

most improved member - beno

lifetime achievement award - beno

in remembrance award - beno

biggest scandal - troon being gay

hottest pics - weed

best writing - mine

best actress in a supporting role - gwyneth paltrow

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes) - gay

best watmm downfall parody - not kakapos

worst comeback - lol alzado

most skilled with a machete - rambo

most skilled with a hatchet - essines

best kisser - adjective

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm - chaosmachine

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs - gay

best closed/deleted thread - http://forum.watmm.com/topic/47926-i-really-hate-this-forum/

sweatpants boner - nigger

best jacketloose quote in sig - i have sigs turned off

best avatar - mine

best C - they all suck

biggest boc fanboy - troon

most paranoid user - awepittance

best troll - troon

best noob - troon

best youtube - no

most idm - troon

best user confrontation - rook vs everyone

beno of the year - zaphod

best made up poop anecdote - shit my pants at work

best use of jazzband - joyrex

best argument about a movie - avatar

worst post - You house catches on fire. All the exits are blocked. You're arms have been broken by falling pieces of flaming roof falling down on your, so there is no chance that you can break your way out. You live in a beautiful place out in the country, so there is no hope of the fire trucks coming in time. Somehow, you manage to get your BOC cds out using only your mouth and feet, singed though they are, and your cd player magically works somehow. You can press the cd player buttons with your tongue. Which song do you listen to as the flames consume you?

undecided.gif whistling.png teeth.gif

KAEN - kaen

worst weed thread - everything

biggest weed white knight - analogue wings

most boring - uncle social

most inspiring - troon

best secret subforum - xltronic

best penis picture - gay

best isketch artist - mrx

mr. idm [2009] - troon

worst Joyrex - chaosmachine

worst Joyrex decision - keeping watmm open

best food thread - cooking for 12 people

best Fred imitator - lol alzado

most semitic - ezkerraldeon

most anti-semtitic - titties

biggest vagina - yegg

biggest agitator - lumpenprol

best burns aka the member with the most class - adjective

longest running lol - beakdotcom

best use of spoiler tag -

 

most nsfw thread - avatar

most nsfw image - titrot.gif

most nsfw user - yegg

hottest watmmer - brian tregaskin

most idm watmmer - troon

best beard - essines

most gullible for the konklaver release - afx

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new - dancing baby

best pm to a female member - "pics plz" - kaen

most petr - weed

densest fiddle - what?

closest father - wtf

worst thinker - troon

fastest table - don't get it

cleanest microwave - mine

thirstiest tuna - nope

most private sock - i don't get it

tensest finger - joyrex

biggest penis - gay

smallest penis - gay

cutest penis - gay

best beard/worst beard - essines/essines

cutest ass - your mom

gayest member - iain c

worst boc subforum - the squarepusher subforum

most flahbulb - aphex twin

most bro thread - uncle social

biggest circle jerk thread - uncle social

most outrageous use of bananas - a monkey

darkest shadow - adjective

nicest... - ass

most annoying mod locking all the best threads - skytree

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar - zaphod

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread - squee

most likely dupe account - fred mcgriff

most greatest - zaphod

best boc poem - bocbocboc

most "can't stop posting" user - abusivegeorge

biggest twat - iain c

most valued and respected opinion - troon

most attractive wife - weed

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year - luke vibert

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo - theocide

worst new-age avatar - zaphod

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member! - lion

most corrupting - yegg

most creative - gaarg

best synonym - ?

act of Joyrex 2009 - LOL

redeeming post of the year - this one

most likely to be ceephax - irari

greatest anal leakage - playbynumbers

best gay member - mirezzi

best troon/IRARI thread - the one where irari writes a run on sentence

most more phil collins needed - uncle social

most cringeworthy member - troon

[Guest Super lurker ultra V12]

most missed banned user: ivo, lion

worst female: weed

troll of the year: troon, ET

in remembrance award: ivo

biggest scandal: ltm forum

hottest pics: iain C, tauboo

best writing: xxx

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes): impakt

worst comeback: weed

best C: iain

biggest boc fanboy: lol alzado

most paranoid user: ET

best troll: ET

best noob: tidbit

best use of jazzband: mega turbo jazzband

worst post: this

KAEN: KAEN

worst weed thread: hay guyz

biggest weed white knight: none

best secret subforum: ZAZ subforum

worst Joyrex decision: new layouts

biggest vagina: iain C

best burns aka the member with the most class: JW Modestburns

longest running lol: none

most nsfw thread: POST YOUR MOST RECENT PIC!

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new: awesome face

closest father: beneboi

worst thinker: ET, troon

biggest penis: impakt

smallest penis: impakt

cutest penis: impakt

gayest member: iain C

worst boc subforum: boc subforum

most flahbulb: harky

biggest circle jerk thread: watmm awards

most outrageous use of bananas: thehauntingsoul

darkest shadow: ZAZ

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread: squee, ivan lennovitz

most likely dupe account: troon

biggest twat: troon

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year: trent reznor

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo: ET

worst new-age avatar: troon

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member!: lion

most creative: gaarg

most likely to be ceephax: BCM

greatest anal leakage: xxx

best gay member: iain C

best troon/IRARI thread: none

[dr lopez]

most missed banned user lion

most cock mspainting winner gaarg

best male zaphod

worst male conor74

best female yegg

worst female weed

best supporting male adjective

best supporting female petr

troll of the year troon

lurk of the year azatoth

most improved member glass plate

lifetime achievement award kakapo

in remembrance award lion

biggest scandal ZAZ

hottest pics petr

best writing zaphod

best actress in a supporting role KAEN

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes) LUDD

best watmm downfall parody IRARI

worst comeback sini

best kisser sini

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm Jedy

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs LUDD

best closed/deleted thread ZAZ

sweatpants boner that one black guy with the giant sweatpants boner

best jacketloose quote in sig CNR

best avatar plum

best C plum

biggest boc fanboy archrival

most paranoid user brandi b

most idm braintree

best user confrontation kakapo v mods

beno of the year lion

best made up poop anecdote xxx

best use of jazzband hexagon sun

best argument about a movie zaphod

worst post abusive george or summat

best penis picture gaarg's animations

best isketch artist capsacin

mr. idm [2009] lol alzado

worst Joyrex bearataur

worst Joyrex decision ban lion

best food thread cooking for 12

best Fred imitator lol alzado

most semitic ezk

most anti-semtitic ezk

best beard essinees

most gullible for the konklaver release the haunting soul

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member! asym head y0!

redeeming post of the year irari's return

 

POST OF THE YEAR: kakapo's hitler video

[brian trageskin]

best female: LUDD

troll of the year: super lurker ultra v12

hottest pics: BCM

best writing: karmakramer

best avatar: BCM

best C: iain c

most idm: liu kang baking a pie

KAEN: KAEN

best secret subforum: lifetime eurodance gay freemasons

biggest vagina: LUDD

hottest watmmer: BCM

most idm watmmer: kaini

best beard: encey

gayest member: iain c

worst boc subforum: BOC

most flahbulb: FLAHBULB

nicest...: sneaksta303

most "can't stop posting" user: abusivegeorge

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year: FLAHBULB

most likely to be ceephax: LUDD

best gay member: LUDD

[thehauntingsoul]

most missed banned user: Beneboi

most cock mspainting offender: Fred Mcgriff

best male: AbusiveGeorge

worst male: Doc Clitterhaus

best female: Brandi B

worst female: Weed

best supporting male: LUDD

best supporting female: EAW

most improved member: Doc Clit

biggest scandal: Joyrex's Boc Bunker pics

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs: LUDD

best avatar: Azatoth

best noob: Troon

best user confrontation: Lube Sailbot vs everyone else in the annoying people thread

best penis picture: The penis dog that's feeding other little penis dogs with its penis nipple (can't remember who made it though)

worst Joyrex decision: Not to let the nonsense threads stay open in the nonsense forum

most outrageous use of bananas: Gotta nominate myself here

nicest... AbusiveGeorge for sure

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread: Squee, duh! No competition.

most creative: Sneaksta

most cringeworthy member: Troon

[GORDO]

in remembrance award: nacmat

biggest scandal: benoboi's ban

hottest pics: squee

worst comeback: lol alzado

best argument about a movie: transformers 2 thread

KAEN: kaen

worst Joyrex: joyrex

worst Joyrex decision: closing threads.

best Fred imitator: abusivegeorge

biggest vagina: yo momma

 

best use of spoiler tag

 

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar: karmakramer obviously

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread: squee

most likely dupe account: troon

 

[Guest placidburp]

most missed banned user - ten fingers ten toes

best male - berk

best female - hoodie

troll of the year - troon/irari

lurk of the year - 1 anonymous users

most improved member - calx sherbert

lifetime achievement award - kakapo

in remembrance award - lifetime members forum

biggest scandal - sinicalypse being banned for reasons unknown

hottest pics - was the weed pictures this year?

best writing - kakapo (for the hitler/joyrex video script)

best kisser - abusivegeorge

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm - chaqosmachine

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs - LUDD

best avatar - kaen

best C - I love them all equally

most paranoid user - ET

best noob - Chassis

most idm - wisp

best user confrontation - sherbert whats-her-face vs the whole forum

most inspiring - sneakstas mixes

best secret subforum - LTM Forum

hottest watmmer - eaw

best beard - essines

best pm to a female member - I've only ever PM'd Katie about the Antartic thing.. it was a good pm though..

most outrageous use of bananas - thehauntingsoul

nicest... - ...

most likely dupe account - troon

most "can't stop posting" user - abusivegeorge :D

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year - lady gaga

most creative - data

best troon/IRARI thread - this one

most cringeworthy member - me when I read what I've posted the day after being shitfaced

[kakapo]

 

best watmm downfall parody - not kakapos

 

 

best watmm downfall parody - RATM "Killing in the name of"

[Guest tidbit]

most missed banned user : -

most cock mspainting offender : ?

most 303 non-303 : ?

best male : none

worst male : plum

best female : none

worst female : plum

best supporting male : none

best supporting female : none

troll of the year : no idea

lurk of the year : ?

most improved member : +100% american awkward

lifetime achievement award : ?

in remembrance award : none

biggest scandal : joyrex

hottest pics : ?

best writing : ?

best actress in a supporting role : ?

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes) : ?hz

best watmm downfall parody : ?

worst comeback : lol amontilado

most skilled with a machete : ?

most skilled with a hatchet : ?

best kisser : no competition

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm : joyrex

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs : ?

best closed/deleted thread : ?

sweatpants boner : ?

best jacketloose quote in sig : who?

best avatar : mine

best C : none

biggest boc fanboy : weetabix

most paranoid user : joyrex

best troll : it depends..

best noob : none

best youtube : next

most idm : weetabix

best user confrontation : ?

beno of the year : :(

best made up poop anecdote : .

best use of jazzband : none

best argument about a movie : ?

worst post : all

KAEN : too much

worst weed thread : ?

biggest weed white knight : ?

most boring : joyrex

most inspiring : life

best secret subforum : all of them

best penis picture :

best isketch artist : ?

mr. idm [2009] : deepex, karmakramer etc...

worst Joyrex : ltm

worst Joyrex decision : watmm

best food thread : all of them are good, except freds

best Fred imitator : lol alzodo

most semitic : ?

most anti-semtitic : rexon java

biggest vagina : ?

biggest agitator : ?

best burns aka the member with the most class : welcome to the planet mars

longest running lol : ..

best use of spoiler tag : ?

most nsfw thread : none

most nsfw image : boring

most nsfw user : ?

hottest watmmer : ?

most idm watmmer : again

best beard : no such a thing

most gullible for the konklaver release : ?

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new : internet

best pm to a female member : ?

most petr : ?

densest fiddle : trousers

closest father : ?

worst thinker : et or that other guy

fastest table : ?

cleanest microwave : iaian c

thirstiest tuna : ?

most private sock : sheesh

tensest finger : oh come on

biggest penis : ?

smallest penis : probably kaen's

cutest penis : ?

best beard/worst beard : watmm

cutest ass : ?

gayest member : ?

worst boc subforum : ?

most flahbulb : ?

most bro thread : ?

biggest circle jerk thread : ?

most outrageous use of bananas : ?

darkest shadow : ?

nicest... : you dont even try

most annoying mod locking all the best threads : mods..

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar : james cameron

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread : ?

most likely dupe account : how should i know

most greatest : so many

best boc poem : ?

most "can't stop posting" user : ?

biggest twat : i dont know

most valued and respected opinion : i dont care

most attractive wife : ?

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year : ?

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo : everyone

worst new-age avatar : where?

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member! : ?

most corrupting : joyrex

most creative : gotta be "?"

best synonym : ?

act of Joyrex 2009 : ?

redeeming post of the year : ?

most likely to be ceephax : ?

greatest anal leakage : ?

best gay member : ?

best troon/IRARI thread : none

most more phil collins needed : awkward

most cringeworthy member : oh

[pcock]

too many categories for me.

[Guest IRARI]

too many categories for me.

 

vote Jedy, management is considering a special "Jedy" award

[Guest Rambo]

the amount of categories is the best thing about it imo. If anything there should have been more

[impakt]

nyerk nyerk

[BCM]

most missed banned user: beneboi

most cock mspainting offender: gaarg

most 303 non-303: Fah

best male: kakapo

worst male: chax

best female: petr

worst female: weed

best supporting male: LUDD

best supporting female: thanksomuch

troll of the year: dr clitterhaus

lurk of the year: troon

most improved member: mesh gear fox

lifetime achievement award: delet.

in remembrance award: mr modular

biggest scandal: weed

hottest pics: petr

best writing: kakapo

best actress in a supporting role: eaw

biggest schlong (measured in kilobytes): kaen

best watmm downfall parody: kakapo

worst comeback: LOL Alzado

most skilled with a machete: zaphod

most skilled with a hatchet: mosca

best kisser: me

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm: jedy

best mspaint of tarzan with penises for limbs: LUDD

best closed/deleted thread: ching chong chan music

sweatpants boner: LOL Alzado

best jacketloose quote in sig: steve

best avatar: adjective

best C: Dan C

biggest boc fanboy: archival

most paranoid user: me

best troll: ET

best noob: 123

best youtube: cunt

most idm: producer snafu

best user confrontation: chax

beno of the year: chax

best made up poop anecdote: fuck

best use of jazzband: twatpiss

best argument about a movie: knob jockey

worst post: chax

KAEN: KAEN

worst weed thread: weed

biggest weed white knight: analogue wings

most boring: jefferoo

most inspiring: abusicegeorge

best secret subforum: rephlex

best penis picture: LUDD (the crying in prison one)

best isketch artist: my gran

mr. idm [2009]: jonas the plugexpert

worst Joyrex: Joyrex

worst Joyrex decision: Joyrex

best food thread: Fred McGriff

best Fred imitator: nike air max

most semitic: ascis "gel"

most anti-semtitic: hitler

biggest vagina: weed

biggest agitator: dr clitterhaus

best burns aka the member with the most class: me

longest running lol: the one i started on that other messageboard about konklaver

best use of spoiler tag: nigel off eastenders

most nsfw thread: batcock

most nsfw image: sam fox phwooar

most nsfw user: yegg

hottest watmmer: petr

most idm watmmer: producer snafu

best beard: essines

most gullible for the konklaver release: me

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new: i don't know any

best pm to a female member: me ages ago to thanksie

most petr: petr

densest fiddle: stradivarius

closest father: christmas

worst thinker: dr clitterhaus

fastest table: happy eater

cleanest microwave: joyrex

thirstiest tuna: captain kirk

most private sock: spock

tensest finger: dr cliterhaus

biggest penis: king dong

smallest penis: dr clitterhaus

cutest penis: me

best beard/worst beard> essines/iain c

cutest ass: petr

gayest member: ET

worst boc subforum: the BOC subforum

most flahbulb: hanratty

most bro thread: KY

biggest circle jerk thread: LTM forum

most outrageous use of bananas: weed

darkest shadow: weed

nicest...: me

most annoying mod locking all the best threads: joyrex

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar: james cameron

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread: thanksomuch

most likely dupe account: hard jam ciders

most greatest: envmod

best boc poem: shakespeare

most "can't stop posting" user: abusivegeorge

biggest twat: dr clittrerhaus

most valued and respected opinion: chaosmachine

most attractive wife: michael douglas

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year: richard d james

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo: me

worst new-age avatar: pauly shore

most "I LOST OVER 50 LBS" member!: lion

most corrupting: kakapo

most creative: Fah

best synonym: Richard Digance

act of Joyrex 2009: joyrex

redeeming post of the year: IRARI

most likely to be ceephax: 123

greatest anal leakage: plum

best gay member: plum

best troon/IRARI thread: superman III

most more phil collins needed: Buster

most cringeworthy member: schizophonic

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Thansk for the kind words guys

[pcock]

can i actually suggest that you start again, pick 10-20 decent catagories and do it that way. this is just pointless and ridiculous. then again, i suppose at the end of the day this is just an award ceremony for an internet forum. actually yeah. just go for it. i suppose it really doesnt matter.

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

world's most johnsson

[chim]

most missed banned user - beneboi

most cock mspainting offender - fred mcgriff

most 303 non-303 - laughable butane bob

best male - beatfanatic

best female - brandi b

worst female - weed

troll of the year - hahathhat

lurk of the year - philip glass

most improved member - sneaksta

in remembrance award - JSwift

worst new-age avatar: o00o

biggest scandal - sidewinder dropping his sandwich

hottest pics - squee

best writing - philip glass

worst comeback - LOL Alzado

mod most likely to move on to a higher traffic forum, work his way up, then crush, close, and absorb watmm - chaosmachine

best closed/deleted thread - konklaver thread

sweatpants boner - tauboo

best avatar - salvatorin

best C - Iain C

most paranoid user - ET

best noob - ZAZ

best user confrontation - the dr oetker wars

best use of jazzband - bluesband

best argument about a movie - Avatar thread

most boring - glass plate

most inspiring - sneaksta's mixes

best penis picture - mspaint sadistic masturbation chain

mr. idm [2009] - Fred McGriff

worst Joyrex - joyrex

best food thread - breakfast thread

most semitic - ezkerraldean

most anti-semtitic kakapo

biggest agitator - weed

best burns aka the member with the most class - philip glass

best use of spoiler tag - LUDD's toilet pic

most nsfw thread - "nice butts"

most nsfw image - ludd's toilet pic

most nsfw user - squee

most gullible for the konklaver release - o00o

best youtube - japanese people eating a live fish thread

worst thinker - ET

biggest penis - KAEN

smallest penis - thehauntingsoul

cutest ass - delet.

most bro thread - Casual sex thread

biggest circle jerk thread - "Dear gaarg"

biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar - karmakramer

best contributor to nice tits/ass thread - squee

most "can't stop posting" user - IRARI

biggest celebrity that appeared on forums this year - blamstrain

member most likely to be snuffed by the nwo - ET

most corrupting - shockerbrown

most creative - sneaksta

oldest internet meme that joyrex thinks is brand new - Natalie Portman Rap

act of Joyrex 2009 - putting a lid on pornographic threads

redeeming post of the year - kakapo explaining why his avatar has a hitler stache

most likely to be ceephax - EOD

best troon/IRARI thread - "what does liberty mean to you" thread

most cringeworthy member - thehauntingsoul

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biggest supporter of james cameron's avatar - karmakramer

 

i admire it

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All I have to say is the "seduce another watmm member" thread needs to win something.

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Best C: Alcofribas C

 

tossers