Zephyr_Nova Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I kind of want to go into advertising now. Already I've got ideas brewing. There could be a closeup of a bunch of bananas on the left, a firefighter running all valiant on the right, and the words LIVE LONGER at the top sort of tying it all together. That all came to me in an instant. I could do maybe 100 of these in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I'd commission the fuck out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I was exiting sauna when I slipped and hit my head on the bench. Blood coming out of my head and I could feel a hole in my head so got scared. I would have called an ambulance but luckily I was there with a medical doctor and she said it's not serious so we just took a taxi to the ER and I got some stitches in my head now. About a 4.5cm (1.8 inch) cut. Can't wash my hair for two days. I'm going to fly to Bangkok in a few days so I'm going to get the stitches removed there. Any recommendations for a cheap and best doctor in BKK, lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 No but while you're there you should get a boob job , I've heard they are cheap thereCan I get the silicone to my balls? Like get giant fake balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 get a third ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I recently bought a bag of peanuts. It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts". It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs. I think it's the Sainsburys (UK supermarket) peanuts which have a picture of a bowl of peanuts on the front, and in the bottom corner of the bag it says "serving suggestion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 not drinking booze equating to consistent designated driver allocation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) I recently bought a bag of peanuts. It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts". It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs. I think it's the Sainsburys (UK supermarket) peanuts which have a picture of a bowl of peanuts on the front, and in the bottom corner of the bag it says "serving suggestion" lol As in a whole bowl is the suggested serving size? Or "put these peanuts in a bowl to serve them"? Edited January 12, 2019 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I recently bought a bag of peanuts. It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts". It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs. I think it's the Sainsburys (UK supermarket) peanuts which have a picture of a bowl of peanuts on the front, and in the bottom corner of the bag it says "serving suggestion" lol As in a whole bowl is the suggested serving size? Or "put these peanuts in a bowl to serve them"? Put these peanuts in a bowl I think is their suggestion. I know people are fucking stupid sometimes, but couldn't see someone buying a bag of peanuts then thinking. "Fuck, what do I do with them?" mokz trumps the peanuts though, if that is real ketchup. Sent from my moto g(6) play using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Serving suggestion 3 whole tomatoes. Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I think it's suggesting to somehow turn the ketchup back into tomatoes? I think they're assuming you have a food replicator like from Star Trek or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 hungover / drunk, and have shit to do did i taxi you too lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Somebody's dog on the floor or two below me has been barking and howling for the last hour. Good thing I have new headphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) realized the dressing i used on my salad for lunch was a little bit expired only after i ate a first bowl and was going to make a little more (it didn't smell or taste weird)... my stomach doesn't feel so good right now :( Edited January 13, 2019 by ghOsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Ate a grilled cheese sandwich and now the area between my nose and mouth smells like cheese. Also bothered by the fact that I don't know a simple term to indicate that area of my face. I wanna say upper lip, but to me that's just talking about the lip itself, not the bit above it. omg wtf is the name for this part of the human anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 the philtrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Ate a grilled cheese sandwich and now the area between my nose and mouth smells like cheese. Also bothered by the fact that I don't know a simple term to indicate that area of my face. I wanna say upper lip, but to me that's just talking about the lip itself, not the bit above it. omg wtf is the name for this part of the human anatomy. Philtrum. My entire jaw area gets that lingering smell for hours after I eat anything cheesy, greasy, or buttery until I wash it. Bugs the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 DJ Stinkjaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Haha very good. Philtrum - thank you. I will start referring to it every chance I get, now that I finally have the vocabulary for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Walked to work in -21°C weather because my car wouldn't start in -21°C weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 that's nothin man i walked thru the damned woods in -40º to get to my job, beat that mofos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 took a piss in the mountains y'day in mild rain who dares etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 that's nothin man i walked thru the damned woods in -40º to get to my job, beat that mofos Oh, right. Fbx. Fun fact: -40 is the one temperature at which C and F are interchangeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom knob Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 https://www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/the-world-s-15-hottest-sites-were-all-in-australia-amid-significant-heatwave-20190116-p50rmr.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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