Guest fiznuthian Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 lol yeah, it was pretty bad use of meme to be honest. Been noticing a lot of facebook posts by girls talking about how all men cheat, lie, and disrespect women lately. Anyone else get those? Makes me feel like a shit head. Thankfully i'm a male in no condition to be doing such things. Nope. Are they all having such experiences? I'm not really sure. Just common enough to notice. Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I know this is kind of the opposite of what this thread is asking for, but this has got to be one of my favorite statuses anyone on my friend list has ever posted. It should be immortalized somewhere. On Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's breakup/Coldplay being terrible: "Conscious uncoupling"? These assholes can't even break up without being pretentious. But I digress. Wait, I'm leaving Facebook tomorrow, so whatever. Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow, fuck Chris Martin, and fuck their pretentious break up. You named your kids "Apple" and "Moses"? I mean, could you possibly do ONE MORE THING to be bigger douches than you already are? Oh yeah, there's a new Coldplay album on the way. GREAT. It's like U2 for the emotionally retarded. Jesus H. CHRIST, has there ever been a worse pop band in the history of music? I mean, Chris Martin literally sings about NOTHING. If you're a Coldplay fan, bad news. It's not meaningful, you're just not very deep and you don't read enough books. No, reading, "Ishmael" doesn't fucking count, and neither does anything you read in college. "Oh, but Christian, they've stuck around; they've sold so many records." Yeah, well, so has Celine Dion, but I'm certainly not going to get ear fucked by her on a daily basis. Holy shit, I hate Coldplay. Talk about being in the right place at the right time. When "Parachutes" came out, Britney Spears and All Saints ruled the charts; there was literally nothing worth listening to. The bar was low, so the music buying public chose a whiny, semi-literate dickbag who looks like a younger version of that guy from "House" to sing to the masses about the stars shining just for them. Unbelievably, they're still here. "Fix You"? "Paradise"? It's seriously like I'm on the longest running episode of "Punk'd" ever. Like, I'll be on my fucking deathbed and Ashton Kutcher will show up and go, "DUDE, Coldplay never sold any records! We just wanted to see if we could get you to believe that something THAT SHITTY could be that big!" And that way, I could die with just a little bit of my faith in humanity restored. Anyway, good morning, here's the article, in case you like having your eyeballs seared by the meditations of human garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 yeah, that guy sounds like a nozzle. is he 16 or something? ftr I thought Parachutes was alright. I've always liked Trouble and a couple of other songs off there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I know this is kind of the opposite of what this thread is asking for, but this has got to be one of my favorite statuses anyone on my friend list has ever posted. It should be immortalized somewhere. On Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's breakup/Coldplay being terrible: It's like U2 for the emotionally retarded. flol, he likes U2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Jan Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I read that U2 part as him already thinking U2 sucks, but Coldplay being even worse. Proper lol though, it reminded me of this classic: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 lol well I thought it was a good rant --so much vitriol. But i should have known watmm would be to cool for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 lol at people talking seriously about their complex lives as introverts. where is the thread about the things people post in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 This is pretty neat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 this struck a chord with me tonight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!! Congrats, mate. What's her name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm in a relationship guysss! Look, I'm in a relationship and I just want to let you know so you can like it Oh, thanks for the likes guys! I'm going to post photos of my relationship now. Thanks everyone!! Congrats, mate. What's her name? Jenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 *calls guy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 *calls dog* fixt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 it was easier for me to quit smoking than facebook. i just started my deletion for the 4 time. i hope i can get through the next 2 weeks. is there a facebook anonymous? maybe an email program that encourages you not to log on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Should have said it eleks then they'd know what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 jeremy kyle wtf.bmp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Give a man a duck and he'll eat for a day. Teach man to duck and he can shoplift all the burritos he wants from 7/11." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Manager Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares. lol, yeah, I've gotten in the habit of simply posting that kind of stuff to the profiles of friends who might actually give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I write on Facebook things like "Ae - SYPtixed rocks". Usually nobody cares. Lol, I've been thinking about joining the fb just to link some really obscure stuff to my relatives and "normal" friends. But they'd probably be like and move on. And then I'd remember I'm not 12 anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 ahh to be 12 again, the things i'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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