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lol I like how he writes out "makes it crazy simple to..."

 

this is either the greatest scam software of all time or part some new Tim & Eric 2.0 iamamiwhoami project

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Guest Frankie5fingers

nice, we needed some more Bro-ware.

 

also, if its "so easy to use" then why does it have fucking tutorial vids for it!? this is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks.

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i can't even tell whether im laughing or crying right now

 

Well between the 'Sell Your Beats' report and 4 Octave (FOUR!) keyboard, this looks more as tempting as Ableton 9

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:cisfor: Well shit, let me just sell back my newly acquired MPC and uninstall Reason and Ableton, looks like I wont need those anymore

 

I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna be making sick tecno beats like mad cause it's so crazy-simple, see you guys at the grammys

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I'll be honest. Before I started using Dr Drum, I tried to lay down beats on my own. And, let me tell you, they were sad.

I tried to play them for people and they practically laughed at me. I felt awful.

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I'm fed up with working with some keyboard so this will definitely fit the bill.

 

Ps. Does anyone actually know what the $500 'sell your beats report' is actually meant to be ?

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There's something fishy about how this is marketed. If you search for "Dr. Drum" with Google you get loads of reviews that actually seem to be ads and there seems to be astroturfing in the review comments..

 

Also, lol at this:

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Alter the frequency/res and lfo on the keys for cool effects

Such as making Dub step beats

 

Sold.

 

Also:

 

 

lot of people out there get suckered by software that claims to help you build up the beats, but instead leaves you cold.

The truth is that most beat-making software is lame.

They won't let you build out the nasty beats you want because:

1. They use MP3s for their samples.

That's bad, because MP3s are compressed files, they are NOT professional quality.

Then, when you export them they get compressed again which lowers the quality even more!

This leaves you with a master track that is double compressed and well below industry standard.

If you try to play them in a club or sell them to a producer you'll get laughed at, because they'll sound like a little kid made them off a 1970s cassette tape.

 

Burial? this makes me lol.

 

We should like find some freeware and have a watmm track design competition. Has that been done before?

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Guest Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald

They couldn't even come up with an original scam program. They even lifted the same ad campaign from another program designed to rip off idiots.

 

http://youtu.be/GxoZhzrMc0k

 

Make your own beats with DubTurbo 2.0, even Dubstep!

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