BCM Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 my own spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesWatkins Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 my own spunk that just put a big grin over my face, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No Pomo Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Soft Ball (cracked a tooth)Frying PanFists/Open HandsPorcelain PlateThose are the most memorable off the top of my head.Most of that was from Yegg lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Ow, shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifeelspace Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I have punched myself with the back of my fist twice at work. We empty these big cardboard boxes filled with trash in a dumpster. You have to put one hand at the top and one at the bottom to lift them up to the opening. Well sometimes the cardboard breaks at the top when your hand is at nose level. Ever been hit by a frisbee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 One time in third grade, a girl (same as in my OP) asked if I wanted a kiss. I said yes -- so she kissed her hand and slapped me in the face. I was stunned, but then thought it was pretty clever. ... Bitch! So far we have lots of solids. Has anyone been hit in the face by any interesting liquids? (Don't even get me started on gases ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Most notable for me was a fairly weighty plastic boomerang when I was about 9 years old. Down the park with a mate who lightly threw it towards me as if it was a shuriken, I didn't react in time for whatever reason and took a sharp end straight to the top of my forehead. Initially flailed around in a jokey fake pain way (it didn't hurt that much)... and that's when the blood started pissing down my face like a fountain. Just remember biking it back home like a maniac, face covered in blood... must have been quite a sight for anyone who saw me! Required stitches, and I was still picking crusted blood off my bike frame for months after the event. Still got the (now faint) scar to show for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 steering wheel. baseball. Arab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 A large trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 good jerb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 One drunken night in my highschool years, I've been knocked to the ground by a sudden punch. It was because he wanted my cell phone. I was robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Cock Of Brontosaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimi Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 My 7th grade b-ball coach lobbed a basketball into my face because I was chatting while he was trying to convey some stupid bs play he wanted us to do...whatta prick, I hate sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 basketballs and the (non)truth of my (pro)alcoholism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 in highschool my friend smacked my other friend in the face with his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lasciviously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 basketball, hands, fists, rings, chunks of wood, copper pipe, window blinds, boxing gloves, rope, toy ice cream cone, water balloons, bottle rocket, "serious" snowballs (ice in the middle), car, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 volleyball ball... holy shit I needed 2 surgeries to correct it (my nose) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Got hit in the head with a football, there was 20 minutes left in the match which I played. Cant fucking remember any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 i remember the things that smacked me in the nuts more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Lasciviously? no i don't think so, no one will ever quite know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 my own spunk that just put a big grin over my face, Careful, it might slide into your mouth, and then how will you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I had a car engine on a crate fall when I was trying to get it into a van on my own, and it whacked my in the face on the way to the floor. Lesson learnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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