soundwave Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 starter - Mexican Garlic bread main - Heinz tomato soup with pasta and loads of red Leicester cheese with veggie Lincolnshire style sausages desert - Kellog's crunchy nut cornflakes on full fat milk drink - strong tea with half a sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 A cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Thai fishcakes. King Prawn Phad Thai. Coconut icecream. I'd then wash it down with a Chang beer, mainly because it's so bad I'll be glad I'm about to die just so I can get the taste out of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'd order the special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Pot Noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ah man, i was gonna make a king of the hill joke but theres no youtube vid of it. hah! yeah, that's a good episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 how many people have received last meals and the shit arrived cold and over cooked? how disappointing. fuck, cant even get my last meal done right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 All you can do is write a scathing review on twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 btw I was wrongly convicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 how many people have received last meals and the shit arrived cold and over cooked? how disappointing. fuck, cant even get my last meal done right I've read that they basically just try to honor the spirit of the request more than anything. Shit's still cafeteria food. Also apparently nobody ever eats theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yeah I wouldn't have an appetite either knowing I was going to be murdered in 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 wonder if anyone allergic to say, peanuts, has asked for peanuts with their last meal. Don't give 'em the satisfaction! i'm allergic to egg, but i honestly couldn't even stand the smell of it so it would be a torturous work trying to get it down. also, it doesn't kill me but merely makes me break out and rises my temperature. so it would only serve to buy me time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 MDMA and a bottle of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 imagine getting executed while tripping on acid. some heavy duty shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Eat a bowl of ghost peppers in some painful hot sauce like cereal. Don't even wince. They will be afraid to kill you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yeah I wouldn't have an appetite either knowing I was going to be murdered in 10 minutes. Exactly, this is why the traditional cigarette is most appropriate imho. Would you rather go out looking cool, or like you half-heartedly tried to eat a rubbery steak with all BBQ sauce smeared over your pasty prison-chops? No contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 agree, actually I lol'd at some of the stuff people wrote in here as if it would be happy fine-dining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 agree, actually I lol'd at some of the stuff people wrote in here as if it would be happy fine-dining hey in my defense I didn't know the OP meant like... on death row last meal. I thought it was more of a.... if it was your last meal what would you eat type of deal. Didn't know it would be constrained by state and federal budgets and all this hoo-ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 A dozen fresh oysters .... 3 large lobster rolls .... ... and 5-6 donuts.... <<<--- Namely those French D Creames. Those are my faves! There is so much other shit I'd love. You gotta draw the line someplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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