autopilot Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm just amused that he didn't choose a cylindrical object bigger than a pencil for his metaphor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 men don't realise they rape Good point. With consent it isn't rape though. So next time, force her to sign a letter of consent and you're good to go. Also, don't be scared to have her sign more letters of consent each time you want to go "next level" with your meat pencil. You might need those later in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 Guys guys... I said *politely* stab her with my meat pencil Obviously I want her consent To *politely* ravage her innards with my flesh chainsaw Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 "Eat on that Coochie, lay that bitch down like 'let's do it'" - Thugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 "Eat on that Coochie, lay that bitch down like 'let's do it'" - Thugger "She say she can do the same thing as 5 bitches (So what you do?) I went and fired them 5 bitches." - Thugger Schopenhauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 Look I'm just looking for a gentlemanly way to 'Final Solution' her 'Anne Frank' You know, nothing fancy just to gently spray my 'Zyclon B' on her 'Chosen People' (Fuck you Hitler you stupid idiot) Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Her 'Anne Frank'...you make it sound like you're into those unshaved forrests. Cus Anne don't do brazilians, yalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatdylf Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 are you gonna tell us if you succeed or fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Knees weak Palms sweaty Meat pencil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Also, you guys, a girl wearing a short skirt is NOT a form of non-verbal consent! Yeah, I saw you looking. And no you don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WNS000 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Be natural. If she does not like it, she is not for you and you have nothing else to do (too bad). If she likes it, good. If you try to impress her by pretending something and she likes it there is a big chance the relationship will end as soon as she finds out your true personality (which does not matter that much if you only want to have sex with her). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 fuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 fuk U I've had sex Drank btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfxf Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 link her to this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 how was it? please tell us more!!! let us share in your experience of having sex!!!!! we want to know what its like!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 are you gonna tell us if you succeed or fail? [ ] stabbed [ ] unstabbed (New year's day I will return, quote this post, and put an 'X' in the appropriate place) Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I don't give a damn bout no dental dam When she spread them legs I'm bout to go H.A.M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 hmmm i'm retiring to the dj khaled thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 if she likes you, you'll know if she wants you in the friend's zone, you also know if she wants to cock tease, you'll find that out soon enough too be prepared for all outcomes, i think all previous posters have covered alcohol and "what u doing after?" as prime movers although i think the whole tour plot in Europe is a tad excessive and questionable, given you just wanna ride. love rarely begins with large doses of lies n bs, unless yer Bama n Putin currently shaking hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Ergh, am I too late to contribute to this? Just say "hey girl" like Ryan gosling ;) " I'm a feminist." coz you respect her equal rights to do the sex and like vote or whatever "Can I stab you with my meat pencil?" point to your crotch in case she doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about "PLEASE!!!" saying please makes it polite. Don't smile though as girls like tough guys and tough guys don't smile. If she looks confused just shout "BENIS AND BAGINA!!!" at her while frantically pointing at both your crotches then doing the finger in your other hands fingers thing (I can't describe it but it looks like the sex). Failing that build her a "wanna fuck?" cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
may be rude Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 stab her with your meat pencil? misogynist " I'm a feminist." Yeah show her that you're out of touch with the reality of modern western society and want to be even more of a wet towel than most humans already are for women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 stab her with your meat pencil? misogynist " I'm a feminist." Yeah show her that you're out of touch with the reality of modern western society and want to be even more of a wet towel than most humans already are for women haha! i see what you did there. very toplel m9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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