ambermonk Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Cat = infinite energy confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Noo, you can't just strap a toast to a cat and have infinite energy generator. They would have to fall indefinitely, like falling in earth's orbit, and the cat would need a space suit with heating and oxygen. Where do you strap the toast then? On the outside of the cat's space suit? Exposed to elements of empty space the toast will lose its integrity and not work properly. Inside of the cat's space suit? Its rotational properties will not work because the toast will have no reference of its position. The cat's space suit also needs roll-correction liquid rocket nozzles. It wont work, man. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Haha cat go prrrr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Energy = buttered toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) "Noo, you can't just strap a toast to a cat and have infinite energy generator. They would have to fall indefinitely, like falling in earth's orbit, and the cat would need a space suit with heating and oxygen. Where do you strap the toast then? On the outside of the cat's space suit? Exposed to elements of empty space the toast will lose its integrity and not work properly. Inside of the cat's space suit? Its rotational properties will not work because the toast will have no reference of its position. The cat's space suit also needs roll-correction liquid rocket nozzles. It wont work, man." Einstein Edited April 21, 2020 by Tim_J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 some food tastes like other thing's odors... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 It's a really good thing my clients can't hear all the things I mutter under my breath as I work on their music. (most recent of which was "ah fuck what other dumb shit did he want me to do.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 There are profile write-ups on facebook? I've been on there the better part of 2 decades, and I've never read no stinkin' facebook profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Quote Happy birth-/deathday Shakespeare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Death Grips is actually bouncy party music when MC Ride isn't included. I still miss Zach Hill's solo project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I covered the TMNT theme in 2008? ahahaha wtf did this come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 i finger drummed to one of devin townsend's songs to the point that it made a water bubble and then the skin fell off from my indicative finger... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 His songs are deliberately arranged for that to happen every time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 31 minutes ago, Tim_J said: i finger drummed to one of devin townsend's songs to the point that it made a water bubble and then the skin fell off from my indicative finger... I'm trying to think of a good joke to go along with this but I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 "well I guess that didn't devin townsend well!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 46 minutes ago, Tim_J said: i finger banged to one of devin townsend's songs to the point that it made a water bubble and then the skin fell off from my indicative finger... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 I by no means endorse these images - Just wanted to say that I find conspiracy theorist art terrifying. The shitty photoshop mixed in with whatever cursed energy they are able to bind to the images make them just so unsettling, just have a look at these two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 lol why has that 2005 motorola razr got 5G? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lada Laika Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) I think there was an X-Files episode about that top one. edit: for pagebreak capybara Edited April 24, 2020 by Lada Laika 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Well, they've convinced me. I don't wanna risk being eaten by my corn or eavesdropped upon by my potatoes. Will stick to a hearty diet of only bread and meat from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Another show to shit from high above on the simpsons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Another show that wouldn't exist were it not for the Simpsons (even gauging from the opening shot alone). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Another show that wouldn't exist were it not for the Simpsons (even gauging from the opening shot alone). right, we would all be sitting on the floor if the inventor of the chair hadn't been born... rock music wouldn't exist if blues hadn't been invented... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lada Laika Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 I don't see why you would need a chair to shit on the floor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 You still haven’t watched peak era Simpsons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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