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Ivan Ooze Grand Master

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oh boy 2 new albums in june?? hope he isn't trolling, hype as fuuu

 

noooo not an album with kid cudi ! seriously why does he keeps working with that wack dude ?

 

cudi is his friend, i'm not so hype for that one but we'll see what comes out

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Ragnar Grand Master

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please... I need to believe, Kanye West is secretly a deep undercover secret agent for Black Panthers (the organization not the movie) using tactical misdirection and reverse psychology

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EDIT: for example i'm loving the tweets that apply to him as a rich person with a lavish lifestyle but perhaps not someone working their ass off at all sorts of odd jobs eg "when you wake up in the morning don't look at your phone just take an hour to just chill and appreciate life"

 

Nah, that's just a douche-turned-messiah dollar (Bill Hicks press)

I bet if a random passer-by in your life told you the same you'd brush it aside as nonsense of a weird man.

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Ragnar Grand Master

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EDIT: for example i'm loving the tweets that apply to him as a rich person with a lavish lifestyle but perhaps not someone working their ass off at all sorts of odd jobs eg "when you wake up in the morning don't look at your phone just take an hour to just chill and appreciate life"

 

Nah, that's just a douche-turned-messiah dollar (Bill Hicks press)

I bet if a random passer-by in your life told you the same you'd brush it aside as nonsense of a weird man.

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Oedipus

 

this was probably completely serious/in earnest whoever wrote it but we can never really know, might be STEALTH SATIRE but it would be an amazing comedy routine

 

I accidentally thought the article was implying that printing money at the national mint is like freudian-style wanting to fuck and reproduce but with money

 

but yeah I do love the 'capitalism drives people insane' angle, I think Elon Musk is legit insane

 

 

 

but yeah I dislike Kanye but I'm saying..... brian eno is the same shit at times he's just kinda British and eloquent but there's still elements of rich financially secure person driven insane

 

getting rich is like in the old RPG when you purposely maxed out your dude and there are still random battles but you always have enough stats it's a non issue. Earthbound subverted this, past a certain level of experience the screen flashes and you instantly win the battle

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Ragnar Grand Master

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wanting to be rich and financially secure, secretly thinking life is a JRPG and maxing out your dude on purpose, and like doing the walking back and forth on the map technique to increase the random encounters

 

marries kardashian because she has the highest badonkadonk stat

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Ragnar Grand Master

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like him and Trump ARE kinda kindred spirits, Kanye marries this archetype of butts, woman 99% famous for having a butt, and Trump has an affair with a porn star, perhaps she's famous in her FIELD but it's for money shots or something. I think the whole Trump thing is really bizarre, ACT ON IT just cause you're rich and you can lol. You can say what you want about Clinton but it was still a rando intern, oh that Gennifer Flowers I guess is a model and actress? Still a lot better STATEMENT than porn star by lightyears haha.

 

Trump is like, there was this one MST3k episode where they dub in some guy ALL THESE STRIPPERS LIKE ME and like Trump has the sufficient amount of wealth and power and the absolute madman he actually did it, lol

 

I'm pretty sure 99% of the 'all these strippers like me' type dudes irl, wouldn't actually do it, only as a dumb fantasy lol

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Ragnar Grand Master

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like imagine being Melania, she's like a model or supermodel right (what's the difference is there an OBJECTIVE difference), Trump decides to treat life like Final Fantasy 5 and decides PORNSTAR is the character class with the higher sexiness stat. I think she's inferred this, she seems halfway smart sometimes

 

PORNSTAR fits exactly in 8 characters, oldschool games while supermodel doesn't lol. Supermodel would have to be truncated to SUPRMODL or something in the oldschool rpg

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Ragnar Grand Master

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you played too many RPGs man

 

it's just like a comedy conceit really. Also we're talking elsewhere on another site about how the random internet fetish gets gameified sometimes so there's context why I said it. Like there is a certain brand of trans deviantart stuff I guess where there is a macguffin/power-up to trigger the sex change, a special bow or poofy dress or whatever. We joke a lot, is this secretly the modern day equivalent of ancient relics, holy grail etc.

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