Zephyr_Nova Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Just swiped away a "be taller than me" profile (that's a direct quote). I'm going to notice those all the time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Gotta say, I'm a lot more perturbed by the astrology epidemic than the anti-shorty faction. Is everybody secretly 13 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Let's hope that they are at least secretly 13 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Fuck the stupid random physical preferences, especially the hair and eye colour preferences, wtf? Are you 12yo? Also now that I'm older the "similar interests" thing feels kind of teenager stuff. "Ooh, we listen to the same bands" That appeal won't carry far. Besides tastes change over time. What I want to know basically is: Are we physically attracted to each other? Are our personalities compatible? Don't have to be similar, just compatible. Are our lifestyles compatible? Again don't have to be similar. Are our future plans compatible? For example, does the other person want to start family when I don't, etc. Everything else is just details. Unless it's just hook-up for sex, then everything else besides physical attraction is details. Anyway, I'm currently have a SO doesn't really concern me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Adds "secretly 12-13 years old" to profile write-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Might be going on a date with an alto saxophone soon, I'll keep you all posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 i'm 48. that's a dating horror story all by itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 ^hell i'm ready to give up and i'm a decade behind you, can't imagine how it looks for your age group i just saw a "lol who cares about your height...you got any hair? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 She wants to make a coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotomania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 Yikes! That's some crazy right there. Thanks for sharing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Fucking humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 That is some story.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: It is a weird feeling to have when the person who has been the most 'into you' is that way because of a mental disorder. I guess there must have been something about you that caused that mental state. Not sure if that makes it better, though, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 ^probably impossible stick. it's a curse being SO attractive for some of us, believe me i sympathize. 'tis a hell of a story tho stick for real, hopefully she gets some help, as i'd assume this is not her only symptom of whatever's a bit twisted in her head. 31 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: It is a weird feeling to have when the person who has been the most 'into you' is that way because of a mental disorder. never encountered this, luckily. gotta be strange yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 31 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: Ever since then i have tried to be less charming, charismatic and sexy. It's not working. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 39 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: Ever since then i have tried to be less charming, charismatic and sexy. It's working, you stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Stickfigger said: Ever since then i have tried to be less charming, charismatic and sexy. Was it April of 2008? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomTssPhace Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/3/2020 at 6:46 PM, xxx said: I can't help but chuckle at the thought that converging algorithms are telling me "ay buddy--tough luck so far huh. Have you considered other markets?" "A mouth's a mouth" et cetera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/5/2020 at 7:15 PM, Stickfigger said: It is a weird feeling to have when the person who has been the most 'into you' is that way because of a mental disorder. The person who was most into me was a girl I was also into but she also had a boyfriend so I stopped talking to her, then I heard they broke up so I tried to get back in touch and never heard back. These things are too wacky for me to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 So, I'm a 99% match with one woman on okcupid (out of 150 questions). Highest match percentage I've ever seen, and -get this- her first pic is of herself posing in front of a stack of modular synths. I would not have thought compatibility on a pile of moral/political/personal preferences would translate into... mutual IDMness. But apparently it does! Unfortunately she's also one of those women modey is so fond of ("you must be taller than me - VERY important"). That and she lives more than a ferry ride away. I sent her an intro message anyway, in the hopes that some form of long-distance friendship may thrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Sure she’ll fall for the mutual respeck malarkey “respecting this vagina to the fkn max, fnnnnnnnn fnnnnnnnnnn, wore a cock glove n everything” don’t envy you, it’s a bit like being pen pals, initially, until the fuckability factor rears its one eyed head, then yer both damned either way. One of the (few) advantages of being an old cunt is avoiding these weird algorithms that decide which humans you might click with in person. Blue Velvet’s “Pussy Heaven” got nothing on the new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Unfortunately, my date with the alto wasn't a horror story so I don't have much relevant to say about it. There's about a 50 year age gap between the two of us, but I don't think it'll get in the way much. The sax came home with me and we're now committed to living together for as long as we can. Online dating is pretty neat. I realize there were many unclean jokes that could be made about this gag but I'm going to pretend I don't know that and I hope you fellers will, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Is there any saxual attraction between the two of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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