YEK Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I think some of that stuff is believable. I have a bday horoscope book which has information on people born any day of the year, it has some smart things in there. Also I have 3 Aries in my immediate family. Hard headed and argumentative. So yeah I guess I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zephyr_Nova Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 Well then you should definitely sign up for Bumble. Put this as your profile write-up... 1 hour ago, yekker said: 1 hour ago, yekker said: I have a bday horoscope book which has information on people born any day of the year, it has some smart things in there. ... and pussy will be ascending up your constellation chart or whatever the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropprecht Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/17/2020 at 10:11 PM, MadameChaos said: so it must suck that you have to wank off all the time huh? It does sometimes. Sometimes its actually better than the actual act, depends on the person, of course. What will happen to all the horror stories now that we have to self isolate??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaderpansen Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Offline Masturbating Horror Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropprecht Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 48 minutes ago, jaderpansen said: Offline Masturbating Horror Stories Offline Masturbating Success Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 Stupid First World Masturbating Problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, hello spiral said: speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) with a dozen bats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I'm sure he fucked traffic lights and trashcans in the streets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 You are both correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropprecht Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 hours ago, hello spiral said: speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) Did the same on Tuesday. Tbf I still have to go to work which is bit of a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/18/2020 at 7:21 AM, rhmilo said: First, look it up on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony The original study was flawed and subsequent studies have not found any evidence that menstrual synchrony actually exists. I'm not going to dig further for sources, but here's an entertaining article from Scientific American on the topic: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/context-and-variation/menstrual-synchrony/ This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, MadameChaos said: This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. you're* if you skipped basic grammar in school: your = someone's you're = you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 lol @ having to edit that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alcofribas said: lol @ having to edit that I edited it to add the last three lines, because at first I just wrote you're* happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 that's so cool man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 33 minutes ago, MadameChaos said: This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. You do realize I wasn’t talking about menstruation in general, right? Only about menstrual synchrony which statistics - a rather gender neutral pursuit, I would think - shows does not in fact exist. Also, the article I linked to was written by a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Don't condescend to me, you peasant. Buff my Skechers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 buff my fucking skeleton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Candiru said: Don't condescend to me, you peasant. Buff my Skechers. It's SKETCHERS, DUH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 3:53 PM, rhmilo said: You do realize I wasn’t talking about menstruation in general, right? Only about menstrual synchrony which statistics - a rather gender neutral pursuit, I would think - shows does not in fact exist. Also, the article I linked to was written by a woman. Calm down luv, anyone would think you were on your period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Masturbating on your period can be an emotionally, spiritually fulfilling pastime as well as environmentally beneficial. You can also transform into any Disney character you want/go to Narnia. You cis terf scum. The flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz will devour your cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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