Candiru
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The second I stopped subscribing to the hipster ideology was when my neighborhood started reverse-gentrifying. Shit was trippy to witness. I speak like 3 Nigerian dialects and listen to Slipknot now.
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nipplepizza666 sum41
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Madonna watches from across the bar, in full prowl mode, poised to domesticate you in the back of a purple leopard print Tesla Cybertruck. With you in her sights, she puts down her adaptogenic mushroom martini and struts over in a studded leather Saint Laurent bodysuit, like a spider walking across its web towards her prey. You will soon succumb to a diabolical whirlwind of debauchery.
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Uh Vyoo Uv Yeiugh bi Muschiendrumb
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Girls get slightly racy pics deleted from Instagram all the time. You know Zuck’s got a few terabytes of your ex gf’s see through nipple shirt, your coworkers’ beach cameltoe, etc. that randy little fuckin dweeb
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I just picked up skating again. I still have quite a few tricks they just feel rustier. I’ve been watching a lot of those Nine Club podcasts amazed at all the memories they bring back.
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Hold on to yo butts
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John Frusciante - Maya (Timesig/Planet-Mu)
Candiru replied to kiya's topic in New & Upcoming Releases
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“So does somebody go out there and just lift up the dinosaurs’ skirts?”
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Someone said they were really uncomfortable with the Scanners exploding head gif and I thought, “impossible... what kind of BoC fan lacks an appreciation for 80’s s/fx and horror? This is preposterous and I don’t believe it”. So I posted it a few more times and everyone made posts about how they can’t believe what they just saw, how could I be so insensitive, and a mod changed the gif to a picture of Mickey Mouse. Stuff like that is probably why BoC decided to bounce and why Trump is president.
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Whatever you do, do not post the exploding head gif from Scanners on twoism.
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A nice post punk goth rock kind of thing.
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Mark Appleyard is still Mark Appleyard after all these years. He was great when I first picked up skating 20 years ago.
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I saw a whale do it’s whale tail thing in the Cape Cod canal when I was a kid, which I thought was dope. Also, I got to go to the whaling museum in New Bedford for free all the time when I was a kid and they have a half-scale replica of a whaling ship you can walk around on. In another part, there are drawings made by the sailors of them bullying each other in like 1870 or something, which was funny. There was also a preserved whale penis at one point.
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Use waffles to make a breakfast sandwich. Cum. Profit.
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What if Ross Perot wins omg
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This is the exact kind of thing that would cause a riot and it kind of seems like a precursor for much more vigilante justice, or chaos, basically. The opposite of law and order. Stupid all around.
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It fucking sucks. I’m glad I got to see them twice.
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EmoRapCoreAquaticDubSymphonicBlackBluegrassCrustDancehall for mallcore teenyboppin’ tween waifu parkour Astronaut boipussy aardvark lovin wahoohas. Dagnabbit
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I like Parasite, but I hated how it all ended. A lot of what made the movie great just kind of disappeared with a slasher thing that didn’t really work, imo.
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That’s a bingo.
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I realized a had a fuckin industrial strength blender so I’m using it to make green smoothies and hot damn I am a born-again shitter.
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That was one of the most infuriating things after the election, those disingenuous op-eds about the need to understand Trump supporters. Like lol no this doesn’t even meet the standards of being political, these are grown adults who thought it would be a good idea to let a retard fly the plane.
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The super mega political class hasn’t felt many effects of the pandemic. All of their meetings are still getting catered with extravagant amazing food fo sho The gated communities have not yet been breached.
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Zoomer Crunk Tween Punk ADHD-beat
