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  1. My sources tell me the new album will drop in August 2013

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I've got some!

      Percs

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      WHERES THE PERP?

    4. NorthernFusion

      NorthernFusion

      My gran is step-gran to BoC, she says there will be no cupcakes today.

  2. 3 flushes and its still hanging on in there. Anyone ever had to chop one up before to get it to flush?

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Must have been a beast

    3. Glunk

      Glunk

      i've heard of people using a wire coat hanger

  3. i got a fever, and I need more cowbell

    1. usagi

      usagi

      sorry, all I've got is woodblock

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Can't have cowbell without Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I make gold records

  4. omfg!!!!!12£

    1. Hugh Mughnus
    2. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      12£ is a lot of money

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      6 more quid will buy you a Snare Rush mix (RDJ Album reference)

  5. ▄͜҉̸͖̤̹̯̞̘͕͖̺̬̩̪͉┘͉́́̀͘͝

    1. triachus

      triachus

      w̶̛̛̽͆̓̈́̎̃͑̐̒̿͂̓̀̽̄͆͆̎͋̆͆̈̓̃̐͂̂͐̍͑͒͒̒͌͊̏͂̿͒̓̀͆̍͂͐̎̎̇͋̓̔̏̃̌͊̍̀͌͒́̒͌͊͋͗͗͂͛̊̿̒͗̐̈́̋́͑̔̽͂̈̏̚͘̚͘̚͘̚̚͝͝͝

    2. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      ❤̨͓̰͙͖̯͎̩̬̝̕

    3. may be rude
  6. Henry VIII was the first King of England to wear zip fly trousers, that was until he got his Hampton Court. Then he stopped.

    1. Tricone RC

      Tricone RC

      Prince Charles likes to boat along the River Tamar, but only when he goes upstream. That way, he can pass the Duchy on the left hand side

    2. usagi
    3. doublename
  7. who is skrillex?

    1. gmanyo

      gmanyo

      skrillex is name of electronic artist who play large bass and many electonic drum for to make you dance

    2. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      @sirch - like Tyler Durden? Ace

  8. Brushing my teeth at a Merzbow concert

    1. auxien

      auxien

      Brushing Merzbow’s teeth at my own concert

    2. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      Imagine if Merzbow turned up at your gig and your stopped performing to go and brush his teeth. Ace.

  9. Boing Bumm Tschak! PENG!

    1. NorthernFusion

      NorthernFusion

      I give you my affection and I give you my time.

    2. Silent Member

      Silent Member

      Music non stop! Techno Pop!

  10. TWELB

    1. ambermonk
    2. usagi

      usagi

      wun-too-tree-por-pibe, sik-seben-ait-nine-ten, eleben-twelb

  11. yoda dog is back LOL

    1. triachus

      triachus

      I barely recognize him anymore without the rasterwarpings.

    2. ambermonk
  12. LEAKED

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Sorry. Sometimes my aim is bad when I go to the toilet.

  13. Imma wearin' headphone N not lisnin to nuffink

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