J3FF3R00 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 "We rock the house like rock n roll got more soul than a sock with a hole" -Madvillain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 i feel this thread really does confirm how fucking awful all rap music is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the televisor Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 LETS KICK SAMWISE BACK TO DA SHIRE WRAP THIS CUNT IN SHARP BARBWIRE PUT YA ONA STICK SPIT ROAST BON FIRE IM GONA RAID YOUR YARD WITHOUT MAKIN A SOUND ULL WAKE UP BURIED DEEP IN THE GROUND ILL BE LEFT WITH UR SURROUND SOUND TAKE U TO THE TEMS OH DEAR LOOK WHO DROWNED BUT U AINT DROWNED U BEEN HIT WIV 6 ROUNDS NO 26 ROUNDS BY BROWNS PUMP ACTION U WILL GO DOWN hes tryina swap me penny for a pound ill leave U clowned westbound hes chasin little hair like greyhound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I'm advocating alphabetic assaults on a mans amazement absorbing any amount of attacks from any assailant assassinating adversaries amputating their arms and astronomic amounts of amateurs up in my abattoir I blast your brain with bazooka type ballistics breaking bones Beat you like Bruce lee with big bats or badboy black boy busting bushido I battle battalions with a baseball bat beat their bumberarse with the breathtaking bulletproof bubble burst in a block busting broadcast braveheart buffalo soldier with another bible basher burning like a blazing bonfire I'll bludgeon and bodybag you I make curiosity kill the cat then creep just like a cougar Cripple your coalition with critical cool maneuvers Crack your cranium with a crowbar Captivating you with my coma, Causing a cataclysmic impact like a cobra Dusk till dawn I deliver a deadly dose of dark dialect Destroy like delahoy with dynamic dialogue that dissects Discipline disciple with dramatic dynamic displays Desert storm and disrespect distress your DNA Download your disc drive decipher decode and demolish your data Dazzle you with death defying deliveries Too dark for Darth Vader Evidently excellency engulfs my entire entity Mcs evacuate when I make my entry It's elementary I'm eradicating my enemies with ease Exaggerating emotions with an overdose of Es I'm the futuristic fist of fury fabulous freestyle fashion Faster than a Ferrari F1 my faculties you couldn't fathom My fiery ferocious force like forest fires flash floods and freakstorms Fantastic like the four I fortune tell and verbally freefall I grind you down to a gradual granual when I be grafting My graphical gamma grammar be leaving you African Americans gasping With more grip than a Goodyear when I shift gear with the gift here Goodness gracious the greatest galactic rappers have stood here I hypnotize a hypnotist giving a hologram hallucinations Plus my heat seeking high explosive hip-hop causes hyper-ventilation Intervening like intravenous injections inside your intestines Interesting like an inquest and leave you impressed and I and I is instantaning your simpusle is impaling yo insert it in my ears and my ism start inhaling yo. From ju-jitsu to judo I put your jugular in jeopardy Jab like Joes junior to the jaw I make you jerk and jump like jet-li I'm killing the Ku Klux Klan round some ka kani khakis Kung-fu kicking your kidneys and then I'm caning your car keys. Keep a kalashnikov in a karan inside my kitbag Kidnapping and craning the KGB and make you kick back Most laser guided literature it literally makes you lose limbs Left in the land of the lasra larynx lapped down in my labyrinth I leave a legendary legacy as a legitimate lyrical lyricist I defy levitation laws my lateral thinking leaves you lyric less My miraculous murder methods are madness I'm causing malice With a mind of a million mathematicians I murder masses Masquerading mayhem in your manor like Mafiosos Maxing from Montreal to Manhattan like Motorola's I'm nasty like Nas naughty by nature but never say never Navigate at night I'm the narcotic nuclear nemesis making you nosedive I obliterate my opponents with an ordeal of oral onslaughts Your overwrought with an oratorical orgy when I'm on course I'm in and out of the ordinary ordinance from my orifice I'm out of order with orders to boot you out of your offices I'm a paranormal paradox portraying pyrotechnic prophecy Panoramic philosophies like pharaohs and pyramid properties I paralyze a parasite with pen and paper perception The power of a Porsche at performing phenomenal perfection Don't query our quest or question my quadrophonics I'm quicker than Audi Quatros with quality supersonics Highly qualified quotes will leave ya hung drawn and quartered And queens lyrically captured be catching the quarantine I'm a rampant radical renegade who'll rapidly rupture your ribcage Rip up your rastclart like a rabid rottweiler on the rampage I reckon my rawriding riddims will give the risible rheumatism Representing reality rhymes we need some righteous realism Suffering suckatash I stash a smash and snatch a stash I'm spitting science or sharpen decieving shaving your stash Schizophrenic schematics we're static and cypher stuns And super sporadic savages scavenge around my sermon My triple tongue tied technique attain the turbulence of a typhoon With torpedo trajectory I titanically testify me tune With a thunderous thesis I think with a thousand tortuous thoughts With the tortion of a tornado I travel like a tomahawk I make time warp when I talk like a telekinetic taskforce Travelling in a time machine towards the twilight zone when I'm on tour I'm an undefeated, unseeded lyrical ultra-sonical wheat kid With the universal dispersal rehearsals don't mean I need it I natural unilateral Phi-Life remain the uncatchable With magical mindchart minds and limbs that are un-detachable My vocal volcanic verses cause invisible vacuum vortex My visceral vocabulary Venomous viper vigilante vapourising your vibe Verbally I'll murder thee and vocally vandalise I walk from Wales to Washington D.C on the warpath of an MC We're surfing the world wide web and nobody is willing to - we We're causing the worst water works to the worlds wackest of wordsworth The wickedist wizard in time with the vines time in Wandsworth I went to the X games with my ex-girl in an extra-large T-shirt Cos I'm an extremist and no-one can play the xylophone with my penis Rising like yeast this verbal beast is big just like a yeti Yoga floating my boat and leave it tangled just like spaghetti Yanking your ladies yashmak stabbing your back like Yitsak Shaggy just like a yak when attacking you with my shitsack From Zambia to Zanzibar this zany Zulu from Zen will Cross the Zodiac when lyrics are zooming like a lens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 In '93, Wu-Tang Clan dropped their first LP We went platinum, *whoo-peesh*, yeah we flatten 'em Pockets got fat and um, went and got Cap and 'em Staten's on the map and um, Brooklyn Zu is bombin' 'em All around the world, Killa Beez start swarmin' 'em You can't stop us, you can't block us Rock us or mock us, knock us or top us Better sit back and watch us... your panties are wet take it easy, don't sweat you want some birth control you could smoke a cigarette Defecate on your best line Spit three verses in the cup and get busy A wack ass comin this way Must be cross eyed and dizzy You don't listen enough, see me pissin enough Leave ya yellow spots around your bed area Defecate around your head area Precise when I meet that ass And greet that ass, the brain or what Defecate on your apartment on Poinsettia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Taskmaster burst The bionic zit splitter Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter we lean all day and some say that ain't productive but that depends upon the demon that you're stuck with 'cos right now I see clearer than most I sit here contented with this cheese on toast --roots manuva, one hope "saving the day like a memory card" "mesmerized like an iomega zip drive"* -mf doom *i swear i heard something similar like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 To the young youth, ya wanna get gun? Shoot! BLAOW! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style Ruthless wild! Do ya wanna getcha teeth knocked the FUCK out? Wanna get on it like that, well then shout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 mom, i've kept a razor under my tongue since i was a small toddler with a tight belt. i haven't been able to kiss a woman with an open mouth my friend 'cause i'm afraid that i'd split her lip. is that sick? why :) yeah dude, clouddead, yoni or adam solo fucking have some sick spits. my new favorite is from jermaine on flight of the conchordes "im in the Hiphopopotamus.... my lyrics are bottomless......(forgets rest of rap...longgggg pause).../breaks into dance" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 mom, i've kept a razor under my tongue since i was a small toddler with a tight belt. i haven't been able to kiss a woman with an open mouth my friend 'cause i'm afraid that i'd split her lip. is that sick? Pffft RZA show 'em how it's done... When I was young, I slept with a battery on my tongue So when I spit, the impact with the sting of a stun gun At full blast, rock your cradle, fatal razorblades graze you Split you open, stitch you back wit a staple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 all them out-a-town African Americans know what time it is and if they don't they need to buy a watch [//mobb deep], talib kweli, clouddead, mf doom - yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 i bomb atomically socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform armed robbery flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 i bomb atomically socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform armed robbery flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me... win. also, "Cuz MC's have used up extended warranties, While real MC's and DJ's are a minority But right about now I use my authority Cuz Im like the Wizard and you look lost Dorothy" etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is I get more props and stunts than bruce willis A poet like langston hughes I can't lose when I cruise out on the expressway leaving the bodega I say 'suave' Premier's got more beats than barns got hay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worlds Most Johnsson Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I can understand things most rappers say 'Cause rappin' is my thing and I do it every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i'm rapping i'm rapping i'm rap-rap-rapping i'm rapping i'm rapping i'm rap-rap-rapping i'm rapping i'm rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rapping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i bomb atomically socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform armed robbery flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me... win. yes! i would quote the whole thing but i'm lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i bomb atomically socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform armed robbery flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me... win. yes! i would quote the whole thing but i'm lazy That's the best verse Deck ever did spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) i bomb atomically socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can't define how i be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform armed robbery flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me... win. yes! i would quote the whole thing but i'm lazy That's the best verse Deck ever did spit. i also really like his inflection on gang starr's above the clouds... "wild like rock stars who smash guitars" Edited December 23, 2008 by IRARI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 im glad there is some love for gang starr on here, i never hear a lot of credit given to them....but they really were a great group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Energy is felt once the cards are dealt With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts that attack, the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoon I represent from midnight to high noon I don't waste ink, African American I think I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink. gza ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The army is large, Sarge And i'm the Captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosca Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 a-to-the mother fuckin' k homeboy a-to-the mother fuckin' k bring the motherfuckin' ruckus some people tell me that i need help some people can fuck off and go to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 " You C.I.A., You see I ain't kidding." Chuck D " and it's the prominant dominant Islamic Asiatic black hebrew the year 2002 the battle's still with the wu" RZA 'P is for the people who don't undertsand...." Schooly D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Oh shit mutherfuckas step to the rear and cheer 'Cause Tim Dog is here Let's get down to the nitty gritty And talk about a bullshit city Talking about African Americanz from Compton They're no comp and they truly ain't stomping Tim Dog a black man's task I'm so bad I'll whip Superman's ass All you suckers that rif on the West Coast I'll dis and spray your ass like a roach Ya think you're cool wit your curls and your shades I'll roll thick and you'll be yelling raid One hard brother that lives in New York Where brothers are hard and we don't have to talk Shut your mouth before we come out stomping Hey, yo Eazy Fuck Compton (Why you dissing Eazy?) 'Cause the boy ain't shit Chew him with tobacco, an' spit him in shit I crush Ice Cube, I'm cool wit Ice T But NWA ain't shit to me Dre beating on Dee from Pump it Up Step to the Dog and get fucked up I'm simplistic, imperialistic, idealistic And I'm kicking ballistics Having that gang war We want to know what you're fighting for Fighting over colors? All that gang shit is for dumb muthafuckas But you go on thinking you're hard Come to New York and we'll see who gets robbed Take your jeri curls, take your black hats Take your wack lyrics and your bullshit tracks Now you're mad and you're thinking about stomping Well I'm from the South Bronx Fuck Compton Tim Dog and I'm the best from the East And all this Compton shit must cease So keep your eyes on the prize and Don't jeopardize my arrive 'cause that's not wise You really think that you can rhyme Well come and get some of this loaded tech-nine Bo bo bo shots are cold gunning And you'll really be a hundred miles and running You wanna play go ride in a sleigh I'm so large I fuck Michel le' In the bathroom we was boning You shoulda heard how the bitch was moaning Do do do do dooo do do do do do do do Shut the fuck up bitch, you can't sing Ya sound like a kid playing on a swing (Fuck you) I'm the man at hand to run the band That's in command You know who the fuck I am Tim Dog, what's my muthafucking name Tim Dog, that's my muthafucking game So whether you think that I'm just a myth That riff, the lift, the gift, the if, the fifth' The shift, the spliff, that's in control, to hold To fold, to bold and make an ache and take and fake Wooh! and I'm still great Fuck Compton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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