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DJ Social Media Legend / Real Life Cunt

DJ Michelin Star Restaurant Regular / Uncaught Serial Killer

DJ Big TV Sports Fan / Hurry Up With My Dominos Double Pepperoni Pizza With Double Cheese And A Variety Of Dips Via Just Eat

DJ Posh Craft Ale Aficionado / 5x330ml Cans For 50 Quid No Problem / Just Tap Your Card!

DJ I Use To Cycle A Bike / Now I Have A Paddle Board 

DJ Hey Everyone I'm A Wild Swimmer / And I Tell Everyone About It Because I'm Special And Deserve Special Attention/ Because I'm Special/ Drown

DJ I'm A Rock Hard Ex Football Hooligan From The Eighties / Yawn

DJ 500 Friends On Facebook / Actually Everyone Thinks Your A Cunt Mate And You Massively Know It

DJ I Go To The Public House To Drink But I Sit On My Own Silent In The Corner And Don't Talk To Anyone / Why Don't You Sit In The Corner Of Your Living Room And Save Yourself A Fortune?

DJ There's A New Guy Working At The Indian Off Licence And Everytime I Go In There He Grins At Me And In A Very Camp Manner Says / PINK GRAPE FRUIT / And Its Freaking Me Out!

DJ I Need A Piss And To Go To Bed

DJ Goodnight 

 

 

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DJ Beardy Weirdly Archaeologist

DJ Work For Pittance On Your Hands and Knees

DJ Scrap Mud Off Rocks For 8 Hours A Day While Jibbering Like An Overexcited Hyena

DJ Supply Your Own Tea & Coffee

DJ Find A Broken Soup Bowl From Probably The 1950s And Masturbate Furiously 

DJ Big Hippy Gandalf Gangbang In The Tent When The Supervisor Goes Home

 

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