baph Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm an attorney for some stupid goddamn reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I keep turning down possible relationships with lovely, sweet women because I've had a ridiculous crush on one of my friends for most of this year.. and yet I don't want to tell her my feelings because we work together and it'll make things super awkward. I probably need to do it though. Even just for the rejectionshe always says she's happier being single but I never listen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 baph, don't you dare work for free. modey, you can broach the idea subtly without overtly expressing the true extent of your feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 My boss just: 1. Called a meeting in my office 2. Gave me an urgent assignment 3. Handed all employees, including me, their paycheck 4. Said unfortunately you're all fired because I can't make the next paycheck because my daughter has a wedding 5. Said that hopefully you'll all stay and do work for me and maybe I can pay you again if I get more money but we'll see I am not promising anything and I don't owe you anything and what I just said should insulate me from any legal liability over your termination 6. Berated us for not doing everything for him 7. Said you are young and can afford it 8. Stared at me blankly when I told him I have $200,000 in law school debt and need to pay for my own goddamn wedding because I don't have rich asshole parents 9. Gave me another assignment 10. Left work for the day and told us all to give him work product on Monday Psychopath. Blessing in diguise. Anything's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Yeah that's some crazy shit baph. Time to move on! modey, you can broach the idea subtly without overtly expressing the true extent of your feelings.Yeah, I can't quite figure out how though. I don't even think she's interested, but every now and then we have a moment where it seems like she might be. I keep telling myself that I'll say something at the end of next week, just before christmas breakI have two weeks off so maybe any awkwardness will dissipate in that timebut I probably won't because I'm a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 four words: "wanna grab a coffee?" If you ask and fail then whatever. You tried and you can smile knowing that you did what you could. If you don't ask, then you will writhe and groan on your sweat-soaked deathbed and in the moments before you die your parallel would-be life will play out in your the theater of your mind in black-and-white with quaint little swing music and instead of grasping her hand in your final moments your death will go completely unnoticed until a week later when the mailman smells you through the mail slot. Or maybe not. But either way you should do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) i agree with limpy, modey. there was this girl that i knew that i really enjoyed talking to. really funny, smart, pretty, and we agreed on just about everything. but i never asked her out, i regret it every day. whats the worst that can happen? she says no. thats it. youll have closure and wont regret anything. Edit: oh and baph, forget that shit. you owe that guy jack shit. find another job. itll be hard and you might make less money. but at least youll make something. Edited December 14, 2012 by Frankie5fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Apparently I'm the only person my now-ex-girlfriend can talk to about breaking up with me and how much it sucks I'm too damn nice for my own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 started getting into crusader kings 2 two weeks before midterms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I can't find any material on sound/music for art installations for my master thesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 sadly meds don't teach you how to stop bottling up your emotions and encourage you to do so. i'm feeling a nervous breakdown coming on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 hang in there glunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 sadly meds don't teach you how to stop bottling up your emotions and encourage you to do so. i'm feeling a nervous breakdown coming on. Sounds like you have lorazapam or alprazolam or something like that? I found that it's best to not take it every day if possible. If you can go a day or two in between then your feelings won't get clogged up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 the benzos are very hard to discontinue. you have to taper very methodically or you could have a dire situation. its easy if you taper correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Apparently I'm the only person my now-ex-girlfriend can talk to about breaking up with me and how much it sucks I'm too damn nice for my own good. Sorry to hear that. Though I have no relationship experience to speak of, I can relate to how being a "nice guy" has disadvantages. And Glunk, if you're having bottled-up emotions, don't be afraid to talk about them with people you trust. Or fellow online community members you trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 i got so drunk last night that i can barely remember anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) that's how it's supposed to work/???F/F SDFS EDIT: actually it's not, sorry. don't drink so much anymore, or at least have it be a sometimes food Edited December 16, 2012 by dr lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 My last beer and it's only 5:30pm. I don't really fancy wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I need to go to the bathroom but i share it with 3 fat people who are constantly having diarrhea and its always occupied, i had to pee in a bottle multiple times, its crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I need to go to the bathroom but i share it with 3 fat people who are constantly having diarrhea and its always occupied, i had to pee in a bottle multiple times, its crazy.yo303 that sounds like a stinky situation. you prob deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) i love piss bottles. just a refined and aristocratic way to deal with a full bladder. edit: no sarcasm here folks Edited December 16, 2012 by dr lopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) i love piss bottles. just a refined and aristocratic way to deal with a full bladder. edit: no sarcasm here folks Definitely refined, classy almost.. I mean... without a bottle you're just pissing all over yourself or your house like a savage. lol Edited December 16, 2012 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 zang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 i got my first B since elementary school D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) i got my first B since elementary school D: I'm about to encounter the same thing, going to get a B in sociology of work and industry.. =( cheer up though, a B is likely better than many of your peers. edit: that last part sounded kind of snooty. I just meant a B is still a relatively good grade. Edited December 16, 2012 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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