Zephyr_Nova Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The coffee I just made is sub par. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 had such a harsh bowel movement the blood from my ass turned the toilet water a pinkish red sweet holy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 last night i was trying to sleep but two of my dogs were sleeping on my bed so it got really hot so i couldn't sleep but i didn't want to disturb them so i just got out from under the comforter and wrapped myself in a blanket and then my feet got cold cause the blanket was too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 phorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I left biscuit crumbs on my desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOCfan Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 My dinner went cold after deep involvement in a video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 almost went to the hospital due to chest pain...turns out not a heart attack, not a panic attack...ive apparently torn part of the muscle group that comprises my "chest wall"....cost a pretty penny to diagnose but cheaper than ER visit...and now im nice and hopped up on painkillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 i like canada because the er is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 i like canada because the er is free. TELL YOUR UNIVERSITIES TO FUCKING ACCEPT ME AND WE CAN BROMANCE AND CHUG VODKA AND GLUCOSE PILLS INTO THE WINTRY SUNSET FOR ALL TIMES LOTS OF ER VISITS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) They put something new in a lot of breakfast cereals that seems to have changed their permeability to milk. Once was that you had to wolf down corn flakes before they became soggy. Now you could almost cut your gums on them. Whatever they have done, i would like it out of my favourite cereals pronto. I feel you; that flax seed cluster just made my gums bleed. Delicious though Edited November 5, 2011 by verticalhold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I'm graduating, but that means bus/train fares will be full price. Life, garrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 How the fuck could I forget that export-biased growth leads to improved terms of trade for the importing country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I have some poo stains (I guess—don't hold me to that) on my toilet. I tried peeing on them, REALLY HARD. They are still there. Now I have to clean my toilet FML ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i think im too easily offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 also what.cd's tracker is down with 8 hours of freeleech to go >: ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I think I may have inserted a dead baby joke into the wrong type of thread for a dead baby joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's cold and rainy, and my windshield fogged up on the drive home from work tonight so I couldn't see a damned thing for part of the drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I go to the funny pictures thread and it's pages and pages of text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I saw pictures on some the same pages yesterday, so it's not really your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 blame Katy Perry's tit. I know I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I saw pictures on some the same pages yesterday, so it's not really your fault. There weren't that many pictures, and that tale is really my first world problem. No poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's all sup's fault. He's too young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I have a hangover because I thought it would be a jolly idea to bring whisky into the cinema with me. As a result, the plot of Jurassic Park made little sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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