essines Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's happened again as watmm is no longer funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i didn't do my homeowork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i didn't do my homeowork same also im in the library and im sitting on this couch across from a guy from campus crusade for christ who i got into an argument with a few weeks ago and he is alternating between staring at me intently and praying. i am seriously fucking creeped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 chances are he's praying for you, you should counter pray for him using your unholy lesbian anti christian energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 MY WARDING POWERS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I don't want to alarm you, but you need to get yo'self some salt and draw a protection circle around that couch immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i didn't do my homeowork I'm supposed to be doing homework right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I left it too late to book Modeselektor & Squarepusher tickets at Warehouse Project and now it's sold out. It's my fucking berfday thing too. Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 USPS claims they delivered a package to my old address last friday - the address was amazon's mistake, and any mail going there in my name is supposed to be forwarded to my new place anyway - but the package isn't there. nor is it here. it was $85 in books i need for class. i just got told by a USPS rep that "I dunno man, says we delivered it. You can file a claim after 30 days. Hope you don't fail your class." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Do a web chat with an Amazon rep, make reddit's front page whether it works out in your favour or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 man i ran my old desktop for 8 years without virus protection and never got a virus once i've had my laptop for a few months and it has anti-virus and i have a virus that is stopping me from connecting to campus wireless what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 have updated my 360 to lt2.0, but have a spoofed drive which the security checks block, e66 error meh. is that what you need for playing the 'xbox-live arcade stuff' nowadays? i fukkt around with "JTAG" back in the day to get cracked arcade games working, but gave up on it. my old mod seems to work fine still, although i haven't played any recent things ("Arcade" games are all i play on my modded machine really, and i bought all of them). ..so your xbox is FUBAR now? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) man i ran my old desktop for 8 years without virus protection and never got a virus once This is a bit like saying I had 8 years of anonymous unprotected receptive gloryhole buttsexx and I've never been checked for HIV and never once got HIV. Unless you were running linux or a mac, then it's just like you did some harmless pants-on frotting. Ironically, the presence of trojans fucks this analogy all to hell. Edited November 8, 2011 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I wanted to look at the "horrible boobs" thread that was made earlier today, you know, because you can't not look at a thread called that. Well I was at work and figured I'd better wait until I got home. It's deleted. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 man i ran my old desktop for 8 years without virus protection and never got a virus once This is a bit like saying I had 8 years of anonymous unprotected receptive gloryhole buttsexx and I've never been checked for HIV and never once got HIV. Unless you were running linux or a mac, then it's just like you did some harmless pants-on frotting. Ironically, the presence of trojans fucks this analogy all to hell. nah man i only get stuff from private trackers and dont do pornos 8 years of sweet sweet monogamous lovemaking with a particularly hygienic person. also it was a false alarm, it was just school wireless being weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I've got some whooping cough wannabe cold that's lasted 3 weeks and doesn't seem to be getting better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I phone and place an order with my Chinese takeaway of choice, The Beijing. Half hour later I arrive at The Beijing to collect. I inform the girl behind the counter of what I am here for. She goes through into the kitchen. She comes back, not with a bag of delicious food, but a handful of little white notes and a sorrowful face that instantly tells me that all is not as it should be. We go over the details again, but nothing. My order is nowhere to be found. Hungry and ever so slightly miffed the penny silently drops in my mind. I am at the wrong place. Curse all those different menus that were being passed around so freely and unchecked. Curse them to hell! I ask the girl to excuse me for a moment while I go outside to make a phone call. On my exit I feel the eyes of the other collectees as I pass them, I hear every jiggle jangle of chimes as the door gently closes behind me. I slowly move myself out of view as I pretend to make that phone call. I run. I don't look back. My mind racing. Where did I place that elusive order? Then it comes to me like a sickening bolt ... Cheung's! Did I even have a Cheung's menu, if so why? I say to myself, please let it not be Cheung's. But it was, I knew that now. All hope was lost... That night we fed on mediocre Chinese takeaway. FMFWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I say to myself, please let it not be Cheung's lol sounds like my local chinese. only go there because it's just around the corner, but it's largely horrible and i always vow never to go back. but i always do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 FOFWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 the warmth inside my room makes me sleepy. that's gas poisoning, lol looked into arcade, a lot of good shmups there? yesss and also a couple of great modern platformers. limbo, braid, super meat boy, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 My first first world problem I'd like to vent about is that I had a hell of a time trying to find this thread so that I could post my other first world problem. It wasn't showing up under "my content", and I had to try three different searches to find it... it was maybe the 20th suggestion when I searched "first world problems". WTF. My other first world problem, the reason I came here, is that I just logged in to amazon.com forgetting that only the CDs I order from amazon.ca will be shipped to me. I found three Boredoms albums, two of which were less than $3, one was $5, added them to my cart only to be rejected. On amazon.ca the cheapest of the three was $9, and I couldn't even find the others. So instead of getting three CDs for under $10 + shipping I'm getting nothing for free. This is BULLshit! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 amazon.ca is weaksauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 My other first world problem, the reason I came here, is that I just logged in to amazon.com forgetting that only the CDs I order from amazon.ca will be shipped to me. I found three Boredoms albums, two of which were less than $3, one was $5, added them to my cart only to be rejected. On amazon.ca the cheapest of the three was $9, and I couldn't even find the others. So instead of getting three CDs for under $10 + shipping I'm getting nothing for free. This is BULLshit! :angry: Yeah we are missing out on so many great deals from Amazon.com's third party sellers, it's unfair. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I was looking forward to listening to the third Merbox CD on my walk home, only to find I had grabbed the first one which I had already listened to earlier in the day (I didn't account for the CD-Rom and other mystery CD when selecting from the booklet), and it's definitely not the sort of CD you listen to twice in one day. Instead I listened to the Gescom CD that sounds like it was made during the Chiastic Slide era, which was awesome, BUT it was way too easy to digest considering what I had planned originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Can't stop farting. Again. Either that or I have a mallard stuck up my arse incessantly quacking. Which probably would be more of a third world problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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