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Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

 

Here's mine:

 

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

 

NEXT.

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Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

 

Here's mine:

 

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

 

NEXT.

I have never run out of chips before running out of salsa.

Dip on the other hand - well, if i run out of chips before the dip tub is finished, i use my fingers for the dip.

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Shameful WATMM secret - The only music by the FAs I've heard in the last year or so has been Windowlicker & the Squarepusher bass album

 

I've got dudes in IDM shirts knockin at my door droppin off pamphlets about how to let lushness back into my life.

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Post weird quirks, secrets and fun activities you do that not many people know about.

 

Here's mine:

 

When I'm eating salsa and I run out of chips, I'll just drink the rest of the salsa instead of getting more chips.

 

NEXT.

I have never run out of chips before running out of salsa.

Dip on the other hand - well, if i run out of chips before the dip tub is finished, i use my fingers for the dip.

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One time in 6th grade I changed the litter for my two cats but totally forgot to put NEW litter in the box so for 4 days my cats pooped around the box and created a swimming pool about half an inch high of piss inside it.

 

My mom called it "Kitty Abu Graib."

 

"But I didn't take any pictures!"

 

Then she took my playstation away.

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I was part of the three person group to carry out my graduating class's only senior prank.

I rarely use deodorant. Usually because I forget.

 

I don't know if I have any awkward secrets or whatever really that fit WATMM's protocol.

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When listening to Autechre and nobody else is around I twitch and spaz in synch with the rhythms. Fuck.

 

I like to think of it as the idm equivalent of headbanging or something.

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I fart pretty much all the time and never accept the blame, and I look down girls tops, sometimes I do these things at the same time

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now i must stress, i'm not proud of this...

 

i used to work with this bloke called paul. he was a bully and all-round shit of the highest order.

so one day, when i couldn'ts takes no mores. i sneaked a single jaffa cake from his lunchbox.

like a cashier with a credit card, i gave it a good deep swipe betwixt my sweaty buttocks.

i carefully put it back. and watched with delight as he polished it off the following tea break.

from then on, whenever he was being dickish, i would fondly think of that filthy bum biscuit.

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