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Guest Frankie5fingers

why don't you dress up yourself as a slutty chick?

cause i have a little thing called self respect. and trust me, no one would want to see that. lol
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why don't you dress up yourself as a slutty chick?

cause i have a little thing called self respect. and trust me, no one would want to see that. lol

RESPECT.

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also, halloween is about dressing up as something nobody wants to see. :cat:

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dress up as a business jerk: suit, tie, briefcase, gelled hair. just walk around really fast and look annoyed and keep looking at your watch. if anyone approaches you, just tell them you don't have time and walk away.

 

aka Steve Jobs

 

It's perfect you can be an asshole if things go sour and if people start disrespecting you, I'm sure some drunk hipsters will come to your aid.

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The office Halloween party was at the Royalton last week and I went as a

mass murderer, complete with a sign painted on my back that read

MASS MURDERER (which was decidedly lighter than the sandwich board I

had constructed earlier that day that read DRILLER KILLER),

and beneath those two words I had written in blood Yep, that's me and

the suit was also covered with blood, some of it fake, most of it real.

In one fist I clenched a hank of Victoria Bell's hair, and pinned next

to my boutonniere (a small white rose) was a finger bone I'd boiled the

flesh off of. As elaborate as my costume was, Craig McDermott still

managed to win first place in the competition. He came as Ivan Boesky,

which I thought was unfair since a lot of people thought I'd gone as

Michael Milken last year.

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i went as a star trek next gen gold shirt last year. lietenant commander. it's easy and socially acceptable on halloween.

 

i made a balsa wood visor to go over my glasses though. a bit too far.

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